Valentine’s Day Crack Fic
literally 0 of you asked for this but here’s a sequel to my YaoYang fic that does not require any knowledge of my YaoYang fic.
It’s about Lan Qiren. Uh…yeah. Please know…I’m sorry.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/29434686
Three Goblin Art

titsay

oozey mess

PR's Tumblrdome
Monterey Bay Aquarium

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
🪼
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
wallacepolsom

blake kathryn
Jules of Nature

Love Begins
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
todays bird

tannertan36
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

Andulka

Janaina Medeiros
DEAR READER
Show & Tell
seen from Brazil
seen from United States
seen from Spain

seen from Saudi Arabia
seen from Brazil
seen from Morocco
seen from Morocco
seen from Norway
seen from Türkiye
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States
@fyeahlanqiren
Valentine’s Day Crack Fic
literally 0 of you asked for this but here’s a sequel to my YaoYang fic that does not require any knowledge of my YaoYang fic.
It’s about Lan Qiren. Uh…yeah. Please know…I’m sorry.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/29434686
Fifty Shades of Gusu Blue
He just gotta give me that look, when he give me that look then the panties comin’ off, off, uh
‘Cause I may be bad but I’m perfectly good at it
Happy valentines! 💕💕
Happy Valentine’s Day to one man and his butt
happy valentine’s day CQL tumblr! ♡
This Valentine’s Day, why not gift yourself one of Lan-er-gege’s titillating novel covers? 💝💘💖💓💞💕❤️💘💞
I'm glad that someone else recognises the pure dom energy that lan qiren has. Truly a treat for anyone lucky enough to experience him. What's his favourite roleplay? And safeword?
He doesn’t have those big whipping paddles for nothing. 🥵💦 We all saw how Daddy Qiren commanded and handled whipping. His favourite role play is definitely student teacher and he’ll ask you to recite the lan sect rules for sexy times ;) 🎓 safeword: clam chowder 😉💦
lan-er-gege……😳😳😳😳
Mr. Lan will see you now
@lanqirensnipple a treat for you ;))))
daddy 😍😍😍😍
You are truly a poet. You must have learned your skills under lan qiren laoshi himself! How hard did he work you to get you to the level of producing such beauty? I'm imagining some long hours at work, going back and forth, back and forth on your skills until you both were finally satisfied with the outcome. You must have been exhausted afterwards, I hope he taught you how to take care of that beautiful brain once you were done making sweet art and poetry together.
Such high praise! Let me tell you, anon, I definitely did lots of hard work under Lan Qiren to get to this level of ability. He’s quite the rigorous teacher. He held me down in his classroom and wouldn’t let me go until I came....up with a poem that was up to his standards. I learned so much from his skills with that heavenly tongue! He certainly knows how best to touch my.... heart!
lan qiren is the man and he's capable of anything
Anon, you are extremely correct in all but one thing. Qiren-gege is not the man, he’s MY man. <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 But he’s certainly capable of anything ;))))))
The real lan daddy 😏💖💖💝💘
you know what’s up anon!!! oh to be “”punished”” by lan qiren’s “”discipline stick”” 👅🤤😏 sexy!!!!