Goblin Hoarding

[s1lentpine]

“Fuck that guy” —B!Akutagawa probably

[no-terfs-no-swerfs-no-fascists]

We have no choice but to stan a queen 💪❤️👑

[themainspoon]

Trying to escape military service like: "Poison Seller, I require your weakest poisons."

[dumbtrannybitch]

it's actually so amazing she helped save the lives of the honorable men who did not wish to fight, while killing the most vile men, that is so fucking based

[vicprobably]

the face of a man who decided to get a blue axolotl out of spite and is now dearly regretting it

[tracetheradianceback]

"After the ecstasy, the laundry." —Jack Kornfield

[writing-prompt-s]

You’re a hideous, terrifying monster. One day, you meet an innocent little girl who isn’t afraid of you and treats you like anyone else. Day after day, you play together until you’re eventually separated. Many years later, you meet her again, but this time, she’s terrified of you.

[sweetest-honeybee]

🎶🎶

[gh0stwithaheart]

it's such a stupid question but why can't people accept everyone? we all bleed the same, love is love, and we're all just trying to survive. there's no need to hate people becasue of their race, gender, sexuality, or anything. it's not that hard to be a good person

[pattiluponesno1fan-gayestswiftie]

Love is literally the only thing that binds us all, no matter if it's platonic, familial, or romantic, we will all love at least once. Love being alienated at all is so strange because if you truly think about it the only normal thing we do is love

[do-not-u-dare]

let’s talk about how they made it impossible to function without a phone and digitalised everything and then turned around and went “actually! these phone things aren’t safe for kids but it’s magically ok once you’re eighteen. guess you’ll have to have your life dictated by your parents now lol cause we’re gonna take the devices away from you. IT’S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD WHY ARE YOU COMPLAINING”

[do-not-u-dare]

ok my apologies. take away my ability to buy anything too ig because these fuckass stores don’t accept cash anymore. take away my ability to communicate with people outside my house and school because I can’t text and I can’t email and I cant drive to them either and I can’t even fucking get public transport without a phone either. can’t order at a fucking restaurant without being asked to get a membership and install an app and also very sorry but you can only order through our online menu now! have you ever considered that it’s not just about instagram?

[g0blinh0ard]

Can’t even go to a sit down table ‘fancy’ (not fast food) restaurant without a phone either, because the menu is a freakin QR code on the table, no they don’t have a paper menu, yes you have to pay online. Can’t go to school without a phone either, because the assignments require you to record things and make videos, no your not supposed to do it on the school mandated computer, and also their going to have you sit in your computer and take a survey about how you use technology, and use the results from that survey to prove that tech is bad for your mental health. And while they tell you you shouldn’t use your phone or be online at all, they will make your student id only accessible online, oh and to get discounts or on the bus for free you need to show that student id. So sweet the need of having a phone or at the very least a computer.

[agent-marcus-24]

this is lowkey what i imagine comms look like in minecraft, specifically hermitcraft or the life series

[combatwombat27]

saw this tweet on pinterest and thought of them

[lutheban]

Eridians dont know about time relativity and people are NOT talking about it enough imagine sending a person on a dangerous mission like 70 years ago and when they finally come back and they look like they only aged 10 of those years and tell you "oh yeah time just works different there" when you have no concept of that that is INSANE rocky explaining radiation to eridian scientists (already insane concept) and going "oh yeah btw time works differently in space" "what" "time works differently in space. what we thought would be a 16 years trip was only a 4 year trip for me, the solarians call it something like time-depending-of-position-in-space, is pretty trippy" "....WHAT"

[oddly-specific-hermit-headcanons]

Mumbo has an outrageous number of secret pockets nestled in all his outfits. Even and especially his suit.

.

[bwooomscratches]

[rattling-bag-of-bones]

My lord I need you to make up your mind, where the fuck are we going

[mandalhoerian-deactivated202510]

my lord i think we're lost

[depresseddepot]

my lord????

[little-slice-of-eden]

*wheezing* please....My Lord....I just caught up

[thatdootdevice]

My Lord COME BACK?!

[warlockofagnesi]

MY LORD?? there is no way I can follow you there!

...all right My Lord [SIGH] I guess I will just have to trust you

[evaceratops]

my lord i WARNED you-

[oddly-specific-hermit-headcanons]

Bdubs owns a forklift. Unfortunately, he can’t use it because he’s too short and also can’t ge forklift certified. Fortunately, Zed is forklift certified meaning he can use it instead. Unfortunately, he can’t use it because it breaks and collapses whenever he does.. Fortunately, Cleo knows what each button does and therefore knows how to use it. Unfortunately, she can’t use it because sucks at driving it.

False can’t see stars. She just can’t. They could be acting like a flashbangs and she still wouldn’t be able to see any of them in the sky.

False’s inability to see stars may or may not also affect her ability to drive a forklift.

[chickenwafflefiddsgucket]

Pride Month may almost be over, which can be saddening, but please remember that July is Disability Pride!! It matters just as much and deserves more acknowledgement than it gets.

Disabled people deserve the same love and care that everybody else does. You are important and awesome. You deserve a good life and plenty of accessibility (which I'd love to see more of.)

Fuck ableism and happy (slightly early) Disability Pride Month !! 💚🤟

[funny-pictures-uk-deactivated20]

The most American thing that has ever happened

[specsthespectraldragon]

inb4 “that doesn’t look like a bald eagle” congratulations! you have been fooled by the juvenile plumage of the bald eagle. this man rescued a teenage idiot bald eagle. with a gun.

[swan2swan]