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[nobodysavemysoulitsperfectlyfine]

The day that people accept that Frank Zhang is more than just an insecure but strong softie is the day I rest because WHY does nobody remember little vro being canonically pessimistic as fuck. Even if he didn't say half the things he thought (which he most certainly did), the guy was absolutely the mayor of frown town at times.

What do you mean you never realized he was bitter and resentful outside of Leo? You missed the part where he started acting out after his mother died? HE SHATTERED HIS GRANDMA'S FINE CHINA DAWG. Brochacho constantly got frustrated by how perfect Percy was. He was pissed when Hazel held hands with Leo. HE CHOKESLAMED CALIGULA?? THAT TRIP GUY? He definitely CONSIDERED beating the shit out of Nico when be couldn't heal her. WIPED OUT A FLEET OF THOSE POISON SPEWING COWS?? he set himself on FIRE. That man can turn himself into a dragon, a swarm of bees, and fuck knows what else. A praetor with Mar's ability to control the dead.

OBVIOUSLY Frank is a gentle guy, but it's BECAUSE he's GROWN to be emotionally mature enough to deal with most of those emotions. That dude had Ares AND Mars telling him to beat the shit out of fuck ass da grease ball. HE SHOVED A SOCK IN A GODDESSES MOUTH, HIS OWN DAMN SOCK.

I need more angsty Frank that isn't just him hating his body or Leo. Those were just the tip of the iceberg for a whole mother load of issues.

[g0blinm0d3]

This is Franklin.

[raps-hellion]

demigods who know how much an average loaf of bread from the store costs:

leo — he was between foster homes a lot and often ended up homeless. he knows the cost because he's spent many times counting out the spare change in his pockets and praying he has enough.

percy — he and sally went/still go on grocery trips, and he rants to annabeth if the price goes up. want to know how the economy's doing? ask percy about bread prices.

demigods who do not know how much an average loaf of bread from the store costs:

annabeth — maybe back when she was with luke and thalia, but she's been in camp half-blood for most of her life. bread just appears on a plate in front of her, who is she to question it.

frank — he's a nepo baby.

hazel — she's been dead for 70 years. seeing what the price has been inflated to now may kill her.

jason — he was raised by wolves. lupa does not have time to worry about the inflation rate of bread.

nico — he was cut off from modern society for 70 years.

piper — she's also a nepo baby. and she spent a lot of time shoplifting, so the illusion of cost doesn't apply to her.

[unassumingcavegoblin]

i would like to argue with the nico one because he was also on the run at times - and even when he wasn’t like when he was with minos, i know that dumbass ain’t got no food

also in the little bubble i live in inside my head annabeth is a debate kid and knows exactly how much the average loaf of bread costs but that’s js me 🤷‍♀️

[g0blinm0d3]

I'd argee Annabeth definitely keeps that knowledge handy for debate reasons, but she only knows it because of Percy.

During the school year, Annabeth probably gets most food thru the boarding school's meal plan. Most of the home cooked meals she's going to get will probably be when she goes to Percy's. Maybe, occasionally, she'll have a food hyperfixation on PBJ and buy a loaf of bread to make sandwiches in her dorm, but I don't think she's regularly shopping for food like that.

[g0blinm0d3]

Ron Burgandy? What are you doing here?

[g0blinm0d3]

[g0blinm0d3]

Odysseus finally getting home after 20 years:

Telemachus & Athena:

"He is bright, and I am stimulating; we deserve each other."

[g0blinm0d3]

I posted this on TikTok and Talya saw and reposted it!!! This makes me so freaking happy 🥰🥰🥰

[alectricblue-deactivated2025061]

the og post was way too long so I'm making a new one

thanks for the tag @lombolica !! :D

You're stuck in a room with the last character in your gallery how safe are you

very safe

the worst thing that could happen is him being clumsy, so I think I'm alright (unless monsters find him I guess)

tagging (no pressure): @flaretheidiot @lemonic-whimssyy @wibbly-wobbly-blog @cryptidanathema @virtualunease @aurlworthfightingfor @angrysheep @sugarplumanderson @time-travelling-chaos @fateisnotafactor @monstrousmaws @sinfulauthor @idkaguyorsomething @vampireopossum and anyone who wants to do this!

[billionsofrats]

I’m not only safe, I’m having the best day of my life ‼️

@garlicbreadcg @banethebloodgoat @aries-of-spades @galezellybelly

[aries-of-spades]

UM

well you see, that depends greatly on whether we're talking the canon versions or my story interpretations.... of EX and Hels...

so either there is a good chance I'll end up on fire... or I'm very safe.

@eztli-void @its-that-gay-fox @lilajeanbasener

[eztli-void]

Hm… depends on your definition of safe.

Physically? The room is on fire, theres at least one dead body, Vyncent stole Jay’s gun, Gillion’s been shot at least once, William is trying his best to resist the urge to take Gill’s sword just to look at it, Ashe and Jay are talking like mums at the park about their problem kids, William is trying to work out if Chip and Gillion are gay while Ashe has already decided they are.

Emotionally? Never been safer, best time of my life.

Tags (no pressure <3 ) : @bobis-dead @magic-allity @hessonite-dragon and whoever else wants to

[hessonite-dragon]

Completely missed this but uh let's see...

First character is for if my own OCs count and the other one is if OCs don't count

I'm probably fucked either way, but I think I'd be less fucked if it was the first one

I hope I did this right

Anyway, @sugarcoatednightshade @bowsers-keep @chaos-familiar @thathermitweirdo

[chaos-familiar]

Super safe

@theo-the-ghost @aroace-wizard @whoever else wants to join

[theo-the-ghost]

So very safe, he's gonna teach me how to commit tax evasion :D

@ghoultygospel @sadcabbeagemanofthelake @ash-the-tiefling @justmarkinhos @ghastlyvampire

[sadcabbagetheyofthelake]

definitely safe, I don't think she could hurt me even if she wanted to

@the-thing-of-worms @f4y3w00d5 @drewp1 @lact101

[lact101]

Yeah ill live

@ribcagerainy @118sexen @lilyflower69 @0tt3r-sp4c3 @bi-fiend

[118sexen]

tysm for tagging me :3

i think we would just sit awkardly and be depressed

@strwbrryluvsick @outlying-hyppocrate @donutsalami @pansexualcake9 @squishysphealgirl @squishysphealgirl

[donutsalami]

oh. oh shit.

YOU ARE NOSY.

YOU ARE NOSY.

YOU ARE NOSY.

YOU ARE NOSY.

I think I am safe, but it'd probably make me say all my deepest thoughts.

tagging: @wolffuwu @in-a-mello-mood @twomanyfandomshelp @schlauhonk @an-unraveling-unknown + open tags

[twomanyfandomshelp]

Thanks for the tag!

Yeah, I’m pretty safe.

Though I’m not sure how she feels about aromantic people…

@sushis-mylifeee @ivys-garden @thekingofworems @the-stars-are-ineffable @bippityboppityouch @kingofdandelions @sushi1056 @nyx-of-darkness-1620 @aaronofithaca05 @theghostnamedspecter @rubbercrowy @imobsessedwiththeatre @donutsalami @azoperoa @theoneandonlypatches @rosegoldenatlas @the-decapod @decapodsrandomfandom @chaoticrei @jarondont @cherrytea556 @harley-the-pancake @thatstevenuniversegay @forest-city @chaotic-agender @alphabetical-az @fallenrain40 @shamelesswolfstarshipper @magicalmyths @a-fucking-tornado @poppitron360 @janru-writer @neilarissa @theconfusedbookshrimp @shellywith2ls @yourlocalbadgerscales @g0blinm0d3 @stargazing-with-friends @nyx-taylors-version + anyone who wants to join in!

[g0blinm0d3]

Well... I'm physically safe. Probably.

Emotionally though...?

[g0blinm0d3]

I've never met a single person irl with the name Schuyler.

Never learned anything about the Schuyler family or why they're significant enough to have shit named after them.

There's a street in my city called Schuyler.

It's just a residential road and I don't know anybody that lives even near that neighborhood.

I just kind of end up driving on it sometimes because there's a restaurant a few streets away that I really like.

I can't even think of a book I've ever ready where it appears.

So what I'm trying to say is I spent most of my life never having had a reason to say it out loud nor having someone say it to me.

I had no idea how it was pronounced until I watched Hamilton for the first time after it released on Disney+.

In my head I've always pronounced is Shoo-ler.

And honestly, I still do when I see it written

(unless I lm specifically reading something Hamilton related)

[g0blinm0d3]

Percy Jackson but he drops out of uni and goes to trade school instead.

He becomes a plumber.

He works for a big company for a while to make a steady income while Annabeth finishes school and establishes her own career.

Then he takes a leap and opens his own business.

He builds a reputation as the kindest, quickest, most honest, most fairly priced plumber in the city.

You called him for the leak in your shower but he also went ahead and fixed that sink faucet with the slow drip because he had the time, no charge, obviously.

When he tells you he's gonna have to break into the drywall to get to the problem and you think he's just scamming for more money, he highlights the bit in his contract where it says he'll pay for the repairs and owe you money if he's wrong. (He's never wrong.)

He will lecture you for flushing shit you ain't supposed to be flushing, but he does it without making you feel embarrassed or guilty.

If he's called to replace toilet guts, he will offer to teach you how to replace them yourself so you don't have to pay for the labor next time.

[g0blinm0d3]

Rip Odysseus you would've loved Waze

[g0blinm0d3]

Percy Jackson but he drops out of uni and goes to trade school instead.

He becomes a plumber.

He works for a big company for a while to make a steady income while Annabeth finishes school and establishes her own career.

Then he takes a leap and opens his own business.

He builds a reputation as the kindest, quickest, most honest, most fairly priced plumber in the city.

You called him for the leak in your shower but he also went ahead and fixed that sink faucet with the slow drip because he had the time, no charge, obviously.

When he tells you he's gonna have to break into the drywall to get to the problem and you think he's just scamming for more money, he highlights the bit in his contract where it says he'll pay for the repairs and owe you money if he's wrong. (He's never wrong.)

He will lecture you for flushing shit you ain't supposed to be flushing, but he does it without making you feel embarrassed or guilty.

If he's called to replace toilet guts, he will offer to teach you how to replace them yourself so you don't have to pay for the labor next time.

[g0blinm0d3]

RIP Eurylochus you would've loved UberEats

[muppetlesbian]

Those people who constantly reblog your stuff but you never really talk:

[justforthearticles]

I do notice my regulars. You guys are the best.

[wishful-thinkment]

“Regulars” makes me feel like a bar-tender…

Wiping down my dash at the end of an evening, I see your read-more, over-hear your rant in the tags, so I pour you a drink.

“…what’s troubling you, kid?”

[g0blinm0d3]

as an adult that gets it: hilarious.

as a former neurodivergent kiddo that often did/said things seriously and was recieved with inexplicable laughter from surrounding grown-ups: COMPLETELY FUCKING TRAUMATIZING.

That cackle in the background has stirred some long forgotten trauma and my entire body is on the fucking edge.

Discussing my body responses below the break. I should probably put a more thoughtful content warning but my brain won't let me and I just need to get this out so I can move on with my fucking evening and hopefully get some actual fucking sleep for the first fucking time in 2 fucking weeks.

I want to run away and hide (even though Im home by myself)

I want to raid my roomie's liquor cabinet (I haven't overconsumed since 2020, but even at my lowest, I never took a single drop from their stash)

I want to take the entire 🍃 edible instead of my usual dose so I can dissociate into the void and never think again (which won't happen; I doubled up once on accident and had a fucking panic attack so)

Instead I'm sobbing into my phone, trying to get these urges out of my body without acting on any of them while I neglect the animals who should've been served dinner an hour ago.

[gale-gentlepenguin]

Calypso: Of all the men that could have washed up on my shore... I had to fall in love with the ONE wifeguy in all of Greek Mythology!

[g0blinm0d3]

*Percy Jackson enters the chat*

[demigods-posts]

currently obsessed with the idea of everyone viewing percy as a forced to never be messed with. for the sea is unpredictable and does not like to be restrained and all that jazz. except, frank and hazel. who only see him as just a little guy. a soldier left to his own devices out on the streets with nothing to comfort him but a panda pillow pet and a lingering memory of a girl he loves. he's just a little guy you guys.

[g0blinm0d3]

Everytime this comes across my dash I see "for the sea is unpredictable like jazz"

[demigodgooglesearches]

so you’re telling me this whole time hades, poseidon or zeus couldve just banged a dude?? imagine another big 3 kid rolls into camp and they’re like “oh ur dad broke the oath… which means you’re gonna have to pay for it…” and this kids like “lol which dad?”

no oath broken. loophole of the century.