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they/them, adult, i go wherever the muses take me * ... [ * titan army, ocs, oscar isaac, sanspants radio & everything else ] ... comms are open + cheers ! #art-hellion & #write-hellion fuck gen ai. this blog is 100% ai-free. wips ✰ oscar isaac ✰ clangen ✰ ao3 ✰ ytube ✰ kofi
I get in theory why people complain about het ships or whatever, I get wanting to watch queer media I really do, but I guess where y’all lose me is like. I saw some asshole on a post about Sinners complaining it was “hetslop”—this person was specifically doing so while also claiming Remmick was a queer character and thus they were justified in caring more about him than the Black protagonists. which is a whole other disgusting can of worms that has been well addressed by others at this point. but even in the absence of that part of the argument, like, no, i actually don’t think that a hunger for queer stories is an especially good excuse to deride and dismiss a piece of landmark Black filmmaking, especially as a non-Black person. I have a post that’s been going around encouraging folks to engage with more Native stories and characters, and I had someone come onto that post saying in the tags that they’d need these stories to be queer in order to care. and I just think that, you know, sucks! like obviously as a queer Native I also want to see more of those stories too. but idk how else to put it other than to say that Black people and people of color shouldn’t have to be like you in order for you to care about our narratives and experiences. and I think some of y’all are using this disdain for heterosexuality as a cover for your unexamined racial biases. it’s not okay to be racist to people just because those people happen to be straight, and you continue to be white before you are queer.
on an even more basic level than that, also, I simply just think some of y’all NEED to learn how to interact with media and storytelling without ships and fandom in mind. like if not being able to write fic about two men kissing is genuinely going to be a dealbreaker for you I think that’s actually something you need to work on within yourself because at that point I think you’re no longer really interacting with art and themes and narrative so much as just kind of playing with toys. which is, like, fine I guess. have fun. but it wouldn’t kill you to disengage from that from time to time. especially if would allow you to actually appreciate rich and deeply moving cultural stories from communities of color that you desperately need to learn how to see as human
Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker
someone on reddit explained 😭
im realizing very fast that people do not in fact know that sometimes things in stories suck on purpose and it sucking is the point
"this story is misogynistic!!"
>looks inside
>about the pressures of societal misogyny and how its bad
I need people to stop thinking of Dennis Nedry as "That guy who betrayed Jurassic Park and got people killed because he's greedy."
And I need people to start thinking of Dennis Nedry as Jurassic Park's representative of the lowest-bidding contractor. Burnt out under a capitalist boss who hires the cheapest labor he possibly can and demands miracles from them, in an exploitative system that forces people to undersell what they can afford to live by.
Like, in the long run, JP was doomed to fail for myriad reasons. Nedry is not the sole factor in why it went down.
But I need y'all to sit and think about how avoidable all of that immediate carnage would have been if John "We spared no expense!" Hammond had just paid Nedry a fair wage.
Oh no, Nedry was getting screwed hard.
This is what the film alludes to with the argument:
Nedry: You can run this whole park from this room with minimal staff for up to 3 days. You think that kind of automation is easy? Or cheap? You know anybody who can network 8 connection machines and debug 2 million lines of code for what I bid for this job? Because if he can I'd like to see him try. Hammond: I'm sorry about your financial problems, Dennis, I really am, but they are your problems. Nedry: Oh, you're right, John, you're absolutely right. You know, everything's my problem. Hammond: I will not get drawn into another financial debate with you, Dennis. I really will not! Nedry: There'd be hardly any debate at all. Hammond: I don't blame people for their mistakes. But I do ask that they pay for them. Nedry: Thanks, Dad.
Nedry, as he points out, was hired as a lowest-bidding contractor. The job was simply to design a module for record-keeping. That was all they paid him for.
But then Hammond and InGen kept adding another thing and another thing and another thing, none of which were in the original contract. And when he refused, the would threaten to write his other clients and tell them he's unreliable and that they should cancel their contracts with him.
By this method, InGen kept extorting additional labor out of Nedry on top of the contract he'd completed. Additional unpaid labor.
Yeah, he wasn't actually getting paid to come out to the island and debug their systems; They were just making him do it under the original contract because they had already made him program a bunch of different systems in the dark without any idea of how they should fit together, and now those systems weren't working properly.
So when Dodgson offered him $1.5 million to steal some embyros, he jumped at the offer.
If everything had gone according to plan, Nedry would have filled up that can with the embyros and taken them to the dock. There, he'd pass the embryos off to Dodgson's man waiting there and hurry back to his desk. Then he'd turn all the systems back and go "Whew, system's finished debugging! Everything's looking good."
But he got mauled to death on his way to the dock and everything escalated from there.
— GAME RULES: name ten favourite characters from ten different fandoms, then tag ten people!
cheers for the tag @spectracle & @jupiter-jazzed ^^
jake lockley [moon knight]
duke leto atreides [dune]
yoo joonghyuk [전지적 독자 시점 / omniscient reader's viewpoint]
astrid leong [crazy rich asians]
jonathan levy [scenes from a marriage]
moon dongeun [더 글로리 / the glory]
ethan nakamura [percy jackson and the olympians]
higurashi kagome [犬夜叉 / inuyasha]
marshal [animal crossing: new horizons]
minho [the maze runner]
lowkey being in the pjo fandom is watching a "how quickly can this person say something inadvertently racist while they're trying to seem woke af" speedrun compilation
if, upon seeing two characters of the same ethnicity or broader ethnic group, your first instinct is to headcanon them as related and/or found family and/or very good friends on nothing but the basis of their ethnicity, i will side eye the fuck out of you
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kang likes kpop? no way (original post)
[screenshot img. ID// reblog from @m4gp13: "#I love the idea of you sitting down to draw a character for the first time and trying to think of how to design the hair #and then flipping through your mental k-pop idol catalogue until one lights up like a slot machine" //end ID]
meet punk! the long-suffering guardian. (feat. mini alabaster and lou ellen) pose by the wonderful @mellon-soup!
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the thing i love about annabeth and that i feel a lot of people get wrong about her is that yes shes a lovergirl but she's also so incredibly self-possessed that we frequently see her refuse to lose or sacrifice herself (in terms of values and personality, not in terms of physical safety if that makes sense) for the sake of someone else. she's nobody's sidekick. and i think thats so neat for a female character, to look at particularly the two most important guys in her life, percy and luke, and refuse to be subsumed by their burdens. like yeah she'll call percy a coward and refuse to run away with luke. and that doesnt take away from the fact that she believes so deeply in them that it pulls them out of the generational cycles they've all been trapped in, one way or another
What are you reading rn, why are you reading it, and what format are you reading it in (physical book, ereader, on your phone etc)
sherlock holmes deduces you are trans before you've figured it out yourself and refers to you with those pronouns and then when you look confused is like "ah...had you not arrived at that conclusion yet?" and wafts away in his dressing gown to smoke seventeen pipes, leaving you in a gender crisis
Hercule Poirot deduces you are trans by accident because he suspected you of murder and broke into your house and searched your stuff then puts 2 and 2 together when Hastings makes an innocuous observation about your fashion sense or something and he jumps up and cries “mon dieu!!!” before striding over to you kissing you on both cheeks and saying “ah, cher ami, you must live as you choose!” and then running off to confront the real culprit while you stand there in befuddlement
Columbo deduces you're trans from context clues while he's talking to you about the area, immediately uses your preferred pronouns and starts telling you about his cousin, who's also transgender, and how they got this job doing security, and how they told him that a security guard always locks up, and asks you if the guard locked up last night, and isn't it weird the place was open? And you're like, well, someone else must have opened it up. Maybe the guy in charge? He has a spare key. And then he nods and goes "the guy in charge has a spare key... well, how about that?" And then he offers you a cigar and wanders off, and a day later your boss gets arrested for murder.
Fanon Batman deduces you are trans and suddenly a free hormone clinic opens up by your home a couple months later
Miss Fisher learns youre trans and simply gives you hormones, and a little cocaine as a treat. she also invites you out to a club to meet like minded individuals. at the club you watch as she seduces the bartender and then the next day the bartender is arrested for the murder.
Elementary Sherlock deduces you are Trans and takes you on as a specialist in many obscure and useful disciplines, and also takes you in when you have a falling out with one of your many eccentric and rich paramours. This leads to you becoming an occasional and part-time housekeeper. You are Mrs. Hudson. Yes this is Canon and it aired on TV in like 2007
[ID: 1. Reblog from @devorakian-guilt: benoit blanc figures out you're trans because he's a gay southern man. he knows
2. Tags from @diverttime: #House puts you down for an orchi before you even realize you're trans
3. Tags from @jethroq: #BBC sherlock calls you a slur /end ID]
how id survive horror movies:
iron lung: im vaccinated against polio so i dont need one
it: my pronouns are she/they
sinners: im an atheist
the backrooms: my house doesnt have that many rooms
Resident evil: id evict them
Midsommar: im swedish.
Get out: ok i'll leave
x: im still calling it twitter
american psycho: i live in sweden
Hell fucking yeah
ALSO..some more masturbation facts about me. theres a nonsexual scene in a book where a kid gets spanked for some reason. it was set in like the 40s and he was in a boarding school i forget. but i think i either misread the scene . or maybr the author actually did write this and theyre just fucking weird. and i thought the protag got hit (with like a ruler or something). on the penis instead of on the arse. and i remember my 11 year old brain being like. i wonder why i think that would feel good.
and so my first ever "experiment" with masturbation was. slapping my dick with a ruler. and when that felt good. my first ever way of masturbating was. stacking heavy books on my penis. and then hitting the top book. so that the force was distributed down the series of books. into my penis. and of COURSE it didnt work i was punching books into my dick but it laid a strong foundation for a great gooning career . hey everyone PLEASE pretend you didnt read this post
