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[salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds]

Who wore it better?

[memeclassheroes]

[vaticancameosandlazarus]

Meet the the actors behind Will`s dogs, respectively:  Zoe, Heidee, Ellie, Jack, Max and Buster,

from Bryan`s twitter.

[super-queer-hannibal-obsession]

The most important Hannibal post I’ve seen

[mooodyy]

my favorite part about the Moon is she’s there for me even when I’m not there for me

[sunflower-queen-13]

New life goal:

I will become grandma energy. Imma take up needlepoint, crochet, and knitting; have a ridiculous amount of paper back books; I will be baking somethin scrumptious every day bro. My house will eternally smell like cookies. Imma have that grandma lace decor all over my home. I must become..

✨ultimate grandma✨

[awesome-picz]

Photos Of Sleeping Pups In A Puppy Daycare Center Are Taking Over The Internet.

[diekingdomcome]

They look so comfortable

[fuckyahumor]

babies omgggggggg

[foundfootagedocumentary-deactiv]

I love evil women. Maybe some day I’ll marry one and she’ll kill anyone who’s ever said a bad thing about me. Cute

[disabledprincesses]

My bones: c r u n c h

The people around me: oh my god??? What the frick???

Me:....yalls dont do that?

[sabertoothwalrus]

I’m not going to explain myself

[sabertoothwalrus]

this image feels appropriate to put here

[everythingfox]

“Excuse me, do you have a moment to speak about the environment…”

[showgirlsteve-blog]

buddy cop movie with hayley atwell and idris elba as unlikely partners and dwayne the rock johnson as the bakery owner who witnesses a violent crime in the alley behind his shop and has to be protected

[elknight20]

[dreamingstarkly]

#what do you mean you don’t know how to punch? you’re jacked dude! #hey making dough isn’t easy! these are the result of grating carrots for carrot cake! (via captainofalltheships)

[quicksilvermad]

I would watch the HELL out of that movie.

[floppydopp]

[gallusrostromegalus]

“Nude Vampire With Gloves”  Tintype on Silver, 1864, Artist Unknown (and possibly consumed)

[twennywan]

this is the greatest fucking caption i’ve ever seen

[unluckymarch]

“do you have a type?”

uh yeah, women I’m slightly afraid of

[bemusedlybespectacled]

#my type is basically women I’m slightly afraid of #and men I can be 100% sure I will never ever ever have to be afraid of (via @crazy-pages)

[hozier voice] amen, aaaameeen, aaaaaaaaaaaameeeeeeeeeeen

[demilypyro]

Remember when the TV would fizzle when you touched it man I haven’t thought about that in years

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

this post punched me in the fucking neck and my fingertip started ghost-tingling what the fuck what The. fuc

[funneeb]

In order to make a relationship last, you really have to flow with a person as they change. Give them space. My friend always told me about his grandfather who was with his wife for 60 years before she passed. His grandfather said that through all that time, his wife changed so much it felt like he had been with 8 different people by the end. But he said the secret to making it last was that through all those changes, he never suffocated his wife with his own idea of who he expected her to be. Rather he loved, fully, every new woman she became.

[madqueensarah]

If you’re an adult, do the stuff you couldn’t as a kid.

Like, me and my sister went to a museum, and they had an extra exhibit of butterflies. But it cost £3. So we sighed, walked past, then stopped. We each had £3. We could see the butterflies. And we did it was great. We followed it up with an ice-cream as well because Mum and Dad weren’t there to say no.

I was driving back from a work trip with 2 other people in their early 20s, and we drove past a MacDonalds. One of the others went “Aww man, I’d love a McFlurry.” And the guy driving pulled in to the drive through. It was wild. But it was great.

I went to a park over the weekend and I was thinking “Man, I’d love to hire one of those bikes and cycle round the park.” It took me a few minutes to go “Wait, I can hire one of those bikes!”

I guess what I’m saying is, those impulsive things you wanted to do as a kid - see the dinosaur exhibit, play in the fountains with the other kids, lie in the shade for 2 hours - you can do when you’re an adult. You have to deal with a whole lot of other bull, but at least you can indulge your inner 8 year-old.

[storyoflight]

[zombeesknees]

#can people stop hiring paul bettany to be ice cold and whispery  #and hire him again to be A HYPER CON ARTIST STAND-UP EMCEE AGAIN  #pls and thnk u