whats up im tired

20, queer she/her//they/them 

[galactic-fae-lesbian]

Yall ever just not use tumblr for a year?

[dankmemeuniversity]

[galactic-fae-lesbian]

so I’ve been meaning to get into drawing for the last few months. My ex was an AMAZING artist and I always meant to draw more to impress her while we were a thing, and then my roommate ended up being an artist too so I figured it was about time I got into it!  Top: A self-portrait of sorts! Bottom: My OC Sunny! 

[bill-mayer-blog]

Martini Frog (2003)

[galactic-fae-lesbian]

@kokoroklongly

[celestial-hag-deactivated202101]

[lohver]

you only get 782 chances with me bitch i don’t tolerate shit

[c3rvida3]

Platonic intimacy is seeing your friend’s car in the grocery store parking lot and parking so close to him that he can’t open his door and has the crawl through the passenger’s side.

[c3rvida3]

Platonic intimacy is hot gluing four copies of Resident Evil – Code: Veronica to the ceiling of his hallway closet and seeing how long it takes him to notice that there’s four copies of Resident Evil – Code: Veronica hot glued to the ceiling of his hallway closet.

[c3rvida3]

Platonic intimacy is watching the graceful curve of his body as he stretches in bed, fixating on the strip of skin where his shirt’s pulled up juuuust enough that you can sneeze on his exposed stomach and then run away while he’s distracted and bewildered by how super gross and unnecessary that was.

[c3rvida3]

Platonic intimacy is sending him an e-mail that says, “The Harbinger of Boy Sauce is Upon You,” instead of just, like, texting him and letting him know you’re on your way to help him do his shots.

[c3rvida3]

Platonic intimacy is calling him in the middle of the night and waking him up because you heard a weird noise outside that you’re about to investigate, and you need moral support and also someone to call an ambulance if you end up having to knife fight a racoon.

[c3rvida3]

No, it’s platonic. If it’s romantic, you gotta’ have a rose between your teeth and one titty out.

[theglowqueen]

My favorite part of Rocketman was during the quiet emotional parts when Elton was at his lowest and you could hear Godzilla scream from the theater next door

[260to120thinspo]

It’s so hard seeing other people live your dreams

[jetsetdreamgirl]

this was my university professor lol she’s great

[chesnaughtlover]

You’re gonna drop info like that and not even tell us what class she taught?

[jetsetdreamgirl]

Journalism.

[surprisebitch]

direct action

[oribiys-remade-deactivated20200]

everytime i move i crunch like popcorn

[battenna]

and everytime we kiss i swear i could fly

[weirdnessisgood]

[unclefather]

i’m NOT ready

[siobhanchiffon]

Ganondorf, but rehydrated ✨

[monzterzack]

I can tell this is the first quest

[in-burning-red]

This is such a mood.

[susanoomon]

he looks wider, an absolute unit

[taylsthetrap]

I am Arran, god of the most important thing

EDIT: if y'all don’t wanna use your name use your username

[planetarygo-away-deactivated202]

I am winterhawk19, god of you

Oh wow um ok

[roses-and-artificial-corpses-de]

I am cat, god of the books

Ok, ok I’ll take it

[jukeberry]

I am all-angels-say, god of the rainbow

Well it fits…

[gayemo]

I am pancake-geesus, god of the song

[moist-astronaut]

I am moist-astronaut, god of the lord.

Well

[kerobug]

I am y-eehaw, god of the day

[finger-chips]

I am finger-chips, god of the death walk

[misplacedsp-ace]

I am thnksfrthpinof, god of my fish’s heart and soul

[deliriumzer0]

I am Zero, god of the Forest Park and I am not sure if I can make it to the meeting tonight.

[island-delver-go]

I am island delver go, god of the world and I am not a big deal

[muskyelon]

I am Caoimhe, God of you crying

[galactic-fae-lesbian]

I am Maeve, God of the day!

[saturniata-remade-deactivated20]

ohhh i DEEPLY regret teaching my cat how to talk

[kawaii-kozume]

Oh? Would you elaborate?

[saturniata-remade-deactivated20]

okay so one night like a week or two ago kurt was meowing at me and one of the meows sounded like he was saying “hewwo” so since then I started saying “hewwo” instead of meowing back at him (like I do with all his cat sounds, naturally) and slowly his meows evolved into something vaguely “hewwo”like with the one or two True and Powerful Hewwo’s a day

but now that you have backstory I was just standing in my kitchen making rice, everythings dead silent, and suddenly this fucking “HEWWO??” echoes through the whole apartment and it almost killed me

[evilauthor]

I actually got in huge trouble with my fiance’s sister for that. One night, I heard Fish meowing and it kinda sounded like she was saying “hello” so I decided to encourage it. If no one was going to try to get the cat to stop screaming at 3am, I wanted to try to get her to scream words so everyone would be as disturbed about it as I was. For the better part of three years, I used treats to reward her whenever she “spoke” while not letting anyone else know I was trying to teach her stuff.

One day, my fiance’s sister goes to give Fish a treat and the cat whiffs it. Misses the treat completely and it bounces under the fridge, so she’s trying to stick her paw under to get it back.

“Oh no, Fish. You lost your snack!”

“I know I know.”

Instant chaos. It wasn’t even Fish’s best words. If she had only said it once, maybe no would have noticed, but the repetition got attention and everyone just lost it. I made the mistake of praising Fish and suddenly I have the sister turn on me. “Are you why she says ‘oh no’ all the time?” Apparently Fish rarely “meows” properly anymore and will say “Oh no” whenever she’s mildly inconvenienced and wants a human to fix it for her.

[smitethestate]

My sister taught her old cat to call her mama and when I was living with her I nearly lost my mind one night because she cried out from the front door with a very clear “MAMA”

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Other people can see magic in you that you will sometimes overlook. Don’t you dare try to convince them they’re wrong just because you can’t see it yet.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

side note: this doesn’t mean you have to automatically accept inconvenient quests from oracles insisting you’re the chosen one

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

they are literally just wizards looking for free labor

[ailithnight]

I don’t care. I’m going on an adventure!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

not without unionizing and demanding a living wage you’re not

[cartwheelandfaceplant]

Wizard: you’re the chosen one

Me: not without healthcare I ain’t.

[retro-tenshi]

Wizard: There’s a dragon

Me: Pretty sure thats an OSHA violation