gotta blast

17 :: az

[ghostclvb]

IS ANYBODY ELSE AWAKE BC IM LOSING MY GODDAMN MIND

[captainstudmuffin-deactivated20]

@lifeinahole27

[lifeinahole27]

Thank you for making an office of two adjuncts laugh today.

[wellhellotragic]

@lifeinahole27

When there’s 2 Taiwan Joneses, who both go to Howard, and neither of them know who failed yet

[catscenter]

[asexyjughead]

[sca-nerd]

[transtessbian]

[coluring]

god gave me a second chance

[oliver-sonntag]

[lmaoalien]

plot twist: JK rowling writes a series on voldemorts point of view

[accioheadcanons-blog]

“i looked in the mirror and cried. i look like an egg”

[ruinedchildhood]

[lagonegirl]

[heterophobian]

me: i’m really stressed

someone: just relax!!!!!

me:

[ithelpstodream]

[evilkakyoin]

i think we shoukd have glowstick juice injected in our bones when we’re born so if we break em theres a fun little surprise

[dongboss]

whats the surprise

[brucebocchi]

blood poisoning

[brassknuckles-moved-deactivated]

if catholicism/christianity is fake… mary really was in that for the long haul. she pulled the longest con in existence & even got her kid in on it

[brassknuckles-moved-deactivated]

mary’s friend gabriel who knocked her up: you told joseph i was a what now?

mary, taking a sip of her coffee: an angel, gabe. try to keep up.

[trans-seraphim]

joseph: what the hell, you’re pregnant?

mary, about to invent christianity: oh? you haven’t heard?

[cryptiboy]

the addams family wasn’t particularly magic or supernatural or anything, their goth game was just hard af

[myliobatiste]

They lived with a sentient disembodied hand

[trukingofskeletonhell]

that’s just how goths are sometimes

[thebootydiaries]

Me:*is doin me*

Yall:*are mad*

[globalriseofblackpeople]

[draggedthruthe-yard]

RUTHLESS

[habibi243]

I love her

[coconutoilbaby]

I saw this in one of my sociology classes. In case you’re wondering she didn’t apologize.

[audio-sexual]

white girl: *cries b/c she’s used to that working*

Jane Elliot:

[queernigga]

this cracks me up every time

[viralthings]

The more you look at this picture, the more anxious it becomes.

[chandra-nalaar]

this is just a normal waffle house

[kayas-wife]

there is a bloody handprint on the door

[commandtower-solring-go-deactiv]

There is somethung under the counter with the cups

[advanced-procrastination]

A normal waffle house

[surprisebitch]

is that a tentacle wrapped around the little boy’s arm

do you ever get so annoyed at everything that you start to get pissed off at even little things like a spoon clinking against a bowl or sounds of people talking  

[alternativeblkgal]

I think it’s called sensory overload. It’s really common in people with anxiety

[reynabeth-deactivated20180821-d]

it can also be a result of sleep deprivation, stress, or ever dehydration !!

[mightbeinsaneforever]

thanks i thought i was just a bitch