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“don🦍t believe anything your brain tells you after 9 pm” wrong. the prime time for decision making is when you🦍re sleep deprived

^example of what life would be like if we used gorillas instead of apostrophes

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in honor of gar week! did you know gars are prehistoric?? i wish i was prehistoric…

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I love the chaotic energy of this sign

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i love that seals can just

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Perfect standing wave on a computer-controlled wave pool

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If you, like me, did not know what a standing wave looks like, please keep watching this until about halfway through when the whole pool is synced. It’s eerie and cool af

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Hot Wheels Tree House by backyardracing.tv

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feeling like this while watching

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Big Chicken Print // RebekahEvansArt

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realized i could use my seasonal depression lamp as a light box so that I can give traditional animation a try. check out this guy

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Snowflake on a crow’s wing. 

Photo by Shawn Bergman.

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in my notifications

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This will always be peak humor to me

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Icelandic Phallological Museum

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hmmm

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i’m sorry picsthatmakeyougohmm but this pic made me go hell yea babey elvis presley

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remember, this is for a DOOR lock.

remember that when picking a DOOR lock, you have to apply a little bit of pressure to your tension wrench (the thing that you use to turn the knob). too little or too much and you wont be able to pick the door open. you can use anything for the tension wrench. a bobby pin. bits of wire. a paper clip. etc.

its best to be completely silent when youre picking locks bc theres this small ‘click’ when youre picking that you might miss if youre using headphones or listening to music.

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if youre picking one of these

you jam something thin and long above one of the rotation dials and you push up on the shackle.

. if its one of these

you get yourself some shims. (or make one. you can make shims out of fucking soda cans), you wiggle them in the tiny space between the shackle and the body of the lock, and you pop these suckers open.

. for a chain deadbolt,

you get something flexible but sturdy and you just push this fucker down

. for one of these rotating combination locks

you can also shim this motherfucker open. jam your shims between the shackle and the body and pry it unlocked. if, for some reason, you dont wanna shim it open, maybe you dont have a shim or you just like a challenge, this bitch can be decoded ridiculously easy. heres what you do:

spin this bitch to the right about two or three times to “reset” it. then you pull up on the shackle a bit, and turn it right slowly until you hear a click. your number is two spaces further. then you turn left 360 degrees until you land on the right number again, and start turning this motherfucker left until it stops. when it stops, turn right. if its loose, its the wrong number, keep going left. if its not loose, you have the right number, and you turn right all the way until this bitch pops

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now you know how to pick several common locks!!!!! congratulations!!!!

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don’t mind me im just reblogging

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Yall need to look up the Lock Picking Lawyer on YouTube too, he’s amazing.

His videos are always so blazé, like ‘here’s yet another fucking disappointing lock to pick’ and he’s so good.

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just for your viewing interest

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Completely innocent reblog

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The most non suspicious reblog

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I LOVE LOCKS AND LOCKPICKING YES FINALLY THIS IS ON MY DASH YAAAAAY /g

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Take note

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that second gif is what your dad did to my intestines last night

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getting blocked on tumblr dot com speedrun

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Welcome to tumblr where we make detailed guides on lock picking