hello there, friend

she/her. aspiring optimist, but in actuality very bitter. i'll get there.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[hurglewurm]

yall ever worked in retail

[smalltonystark]

the concept of iron man is so funny like imagine if you woke up one day and saw on the news that paris hilton sigle-handedly defeated ISIS

[girlactionfigure]

Link / Link

[scifisiren]

Chances of a captain going on a suicide mission:

Picard: 20% - orders crew on suicide mission, angsts about dead guy’s wife for 35 years.

Sisko: 50% - goes on mission, mystical beings intervene.

Archer: 70% - unless it’s about revenge, then 100%.

Kirk: 85% - never believes it’s a suicide mission.

Janeway: 110% - especially if she’s certain it’s a suicide mission.

[lunarlore-deactivated20190312]

my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing

[m-azing]

#pick an otp imagine them meeting like this

[sosuperawesome]

Embroidery Wall Art and Brooches

Shimunia on Etsy

See our #Etsy or #Embroidery tags

[jameslcirk]

zodiac signs as iconic star trek things

aries: captain kirk’s ripped shirts

taurus: KHAAAAAAN!

gemini: mirror-verse spock’s goatee

cancer: ode to spot, a poem about data’s cat

leo: chekov’s hair

virgo: picard memes

libra: vulcan salute

scorpio: the concept of pon farr

sagittarius: boldly going where no one has gone before

capricorn: spock holding a black cat

aquarius: i’m a doctor, not a ______

pisces: an overwhelming number of tribbles

[closet-keys]

why none of them got into The Good Place

[exigencelost]

What I love about this is its acknowledgment that Jason had no intentions at all

[eyecalypso]

Okay so I love things with Peter and Shuri confusing the others with memes but consider this…

Steve Rodgers has been studying pop culture to try to “get with the times”. He probably doesn’t know how much the average adult knows, so this man has seen ALL of the memes, just because he thought that they were common knowledge.

[eyecalypso]

Peter and Shuri: THIS BITCH EMPTY

Steve, without looking up from his phone: yeet

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

Peter and Shuri: I’d do anything fow you Captain Amewica-

Steve, without even a hint of malice in his voice: Then perish.

[thothoes]

C A N O N

[grandmvster]

peter and shuri: mr. white wolf i would die for you

steve: Big Mood

[sebsticles]

Big mood

[arachnaboy-deactivated20240429]

Shuri: I’m a lesbian

Steve, unbothered: I thought you were American

[plussizeappreciationfics]

Shuri: So I’m sitting there

Steve, unbothered on his phone : Barbecue sauce on my titties

[waller-bridge]

when i say “my last two brain cells”; this is Exactly how i picture them

[stefani-germanotta]

Jonathan Van Ness in Queer Eye seasons 1 & 2

[professorsparklepants]

Can we have a Harry Potter AU where Regulus Black is the Death Eater spy turned potions master instead of Snape?

[professorsparklepants]

I can’t believe I only JUST realized all the comedy potential that is Sirius showing up to kill Peter 3rd year and finding his supposedly evil brother working at Hogwarts and having civil conversations with Remus about Harry’s grades

[chucktaylorupset]

Please let this be after a full year of awkwardness of Regulus working with his evil brother’s ex

[professorsparklepants]

Sirius and Regulus are both convinced they’re the good brother

[ampervadasz]

[skypig357]

Get your ass on the dance floor

[runwithskizzers]

this is already on my blog like five times and i honestly don’t even care

[supermsmoon]

💕😍

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

😭😭😭

[follow-ur-heart-till-it-bleeds]

honestly if a vampire ever “sparkled” in public no ones going to think they’re not human. they’re just gonna be like “damn that’s a lot of body glitter. man look at you being you, right on. you do you boo, freedom of expression.”

[bowlingshirtbellas]

Vampires can go out in the sun now thanks to fenty body lava

[falloutcipher]

made a compilation of some of my favorite vines I haven’t seen yet, rip vine