jelly :)

funky dude (or so i have been told)

[sheherlockholmes]

people will claim to be filled with whimsy and joy for life but then hate musicals……. the vile tongue of man will never cease lying

[sheherlockholmes]

[pukicho]

They're adding gay buttresses and lesbian turrets to castles now.

They're building new ancient fortresses too woke.

[galaxylvr]

???

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

When guinea pigs say wheek wheek wheek. Reblog if you agree.

[talking-fox-actual-deactivated2]

I upset a few people in my intro to western philosophy class with this one.

[missouriangothic]

[furbearingbrick]

[freelyunder]

[zukriuchen]

[chilewithcarnage]

I'm entomologically evil. Im bad and I'ms bugs.

[the-grassy-hill]

im NOT feeling shrimptastic im going to KRILL myself

[notahorseindisguise]

boss makes a dollar i eat a limes😋 i think theyre yum so i eat more limes

[shopcat]

look at this wonderful gif of scallops getting scared and scattering like a flock pigeons

[elioftheasphodel]

whatever. go my scallops

[whitachi]

last night I had the experience of "referencing a tumblr post that you think is widely known but turns out to not be as widely known as you thought it was" last night and it was this post. whatever. go my scallops

[fruitviking]

Can we stop with the character development. Where's my beach episode.

[twinkhole-destroyer]

“nobody wants to work anymore” yeah because everyone wants to kill themselves

[trickstertime]

Huh? What's this?? Something is on this 5c coin???

ENHANCE

[ceratedfish24]

I don’t know why this was my first thought. I’m sorry.

[homophobla]

may the 5th be with you 🙏

[achillesinhighheels]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

me when I'm getting ready to pour boiling water on someone I loved

[autistobrat]

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

[the-real-list-of-ominous-threats]

I will affect the trout population

[the-real-list-of-ominous-threats]

Are you perhaps a trout

[ominous-signs]

⬅️

[galaxylvr]

but can you round it to the nearest whole trout?

[coughdropsandsoftspots]

While making dinner tonight, I very very fleetingly, but very seriously and legitimately thought “I should watch Goncharov tonight”

And then I Remembered.

[sunglassesbot]

That it's no longer on poob?

[hornytransgirljenni]

[niktheniknik]

This is incomprehensible outside of tumblr, i love a well maintained closed ecosystem