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what does this even oh FUCK YOU
I decided to create something that I wish I had when I first got diagnosed with autism - so here’s my comic for ASDComicTakeover! You can find out more about the project here!
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Bruh if you look up Bowling Lake Park, NE then the Josh fight shows up as a place of religious importance whoever did this ilu
So I went to the Josh Fight
a summary:
- Two Josh Swains were in attendance. OG Josh, hailing from Arizona
- And Nebraska's own Josh Swain, from Omaha.
(feat. An Audio Engineer doing THE MOST for that sound quality)
-All the local news stations were there
- The majority of attendees were from out of state
- The two Josh Swains battled for supremacy by Rock Paper Scissors duel.
- The victor? Josh Swain, from Arizona. A crushing defeat for Josh Swain, who despite having none of Josh Swain's newfound Twitter Clout, DID have the home team advantage, as well as a Great Look.
- Following the Josh Swain Duel and coronation of the One True Josh Swain, there was an All-Josh pool noodle battle royale
- A brief list of notable Josh Variants I saw in this battle:
Josh Swain (Prime)
Josh Swain (Secondary)
Medieval Josh (full chain mail armor)
Spider Josh (x2)
"Josh Wick" (had pool noodles mounted to two electric drills for spin-attack capabilities)
Furry Josh (A Josh in a fursuit)
Big Josh (A large man with the words "Big Josh" painted on his bare torso, and "Dad Bod" painted on his back. Armed with pool noodle wolverine claws)
Little Josh (A small boy of about 5 years old)
Luchador Josh
Roman Centurion Josh
The rules were simple. Enter the ring and fight honorably (no headshots, no hits below the belt.) If you are hit with a pool noodle, you are dead, having fallen in glorious battle. The last Josh standing would be the winner.
The battle lasted a little over sixty seconds in total. The final victor was....
LITTLE JOSH, THE SMALLEST COMBATANT.
The crowd was going wild. The chanting for Little Josh was deafening. Truly there could have been no better outcome.
pool noodle combat was then opened to the general public, for fun rather than glory.
As for Josh Prime, he seemed like a very cool dude! As of last reporting, he raised $6600 dollars for the Children's Hospital and a truckload of nonperishables for the local food bank alongside the other Josh Fight attendees! He offered masks to any maskless people he met, and did his best to keep things as safe and socially distanced as he could, despite the ungodly amount of people who showed up to this random fucking field outside of Lincoln, Nebraska.
(Also for the Nebraskans: Yes he tried a Runza, and yes he says he enjoyed it.)
So anyway. Shoutout to the one and only Josh Swain.
The best writing I’ve ever seen about the monarchy. The rest is here.
To note, the Irish Times is the primary, most respected newspaper in the country
Ok, so theres like 14 tugboats working on the Ever Given now and the tide is coming in. They MIGHT be able to refloat her today.
As a hilarious side note, THIS apparently happened on a highway in china this morning, which SEEMS like a joke but is apparently real:
https://www.unilad.co.uk/viral/evergreen-truck-blocks-chinese-motorway-just-days-after-evergreen-ship-jams-suez-canal/
The word ‘Evergreen’ will likely now be forever associated with chaos, after a truck carrying one of the company’s shippin
Thank you for a source!
Update on the Ever Given: between the tides and the tugboats, she was straightened out by like...30 meters. The tide has gone back out, so she's not gonna be free TODAY it seems, but they are making progress.
To answer some questions that have come up in the notes:
1. Ever Given is the ship; Evergreen is the company. Yes, that's confusing
2. Yes, it's the same Evergreen that owns the shipping container on the truck (but not the truck itself, I think.)
3. It is also the same Evergreen that has a ship, the Ever Laurel, that spilled thousands of rubber ducks into the ocean in 1992.
Both ships were reportedly chartered by the same company
3/28/2021 It is Sunday morning. They are going to try again today to dislodge the Ever Given with the tides/tug boats.
Sunday evening: still stuck.
Maybe tomorrow evening?
With 17 tugboats helping her- The Ever Given has been refloated and is straightening out! It looks like she did it, yall. She's moving!
Friends. I am so sorry. It is 8am Monday and...we may have celebrated prematurely???
She...she might still be stuck? Or be re-stuck? It's a little unclear at this point.
8:30 Monday update!!!
I think it's for real this time. I think she's free.
so the ship got unstuck. wanna know how i could tell?
Fuck the idea that all bisexuals experience attraction towards different genders in the same way, all my homies know sexuality is personal and subjective and what matters is towards WHOM you’re attracted, not how
Could Discord be moving to the home of Xbox?
Fun fact: I know exactly who this woman is. I also know who her clown of a husband is, because I’ve met them. Let me break this down for y’all.
For those of you who are unaware, this godawful crossbreed between the wicked witch of the west and a crazy cat lady is Sister Cindy. Her and her asswipe husband, Brother Jed, take a cross-country tour of the US every year. How exactly do they fund this? I have no fucking clue. The point is, every year, they go to every college campus that they possibly can to spout their nonsense. The basic gist of it is incredibly sexist, homophobic, you name it. All across the board, just shitty views and shitty people. Just absolutely batshit insane nonsense. There’s MUCH more below the cut.
When I went to Texas State, they were constantly there. The theory is that they get money by posting this on social media, they’re paid by a private org based on turnout of angry people.
A scientist actually wrote this.
and every day i am thankful that they did.
what a good morning!! im gonna draw a dog!!
apRIL FOOLS I DREW TWO DOGS THEY’RE BEST FRIENDS
Where will the lies end?
why would a candle thats already lit want to be with a match
also her being lit is going to eventually melt her and reduce her to nothing match guy is an abusive sadboy who thinks he’s the victim when candlegirl just wants someone who will keep her alive
im here for this analysis
Also extinguisher dude has a better sense of fashion
And a fucking motorcycle
Bold of you to assume candle girl’s the one matchboy’s pining for
@serialreblogger imagine all the fires they could start
On date nights they commit arson
Turns out Matchboy was sad because it was supposed to be his turn to ride the motorcycle
I return after a thousand years to this post to see a polyam addition /chef’s kiss/ bless
This post did indeed get better
I violently adore this post
I FUCKING LOVE THIS ADDITTION
they didn’t think we’d make it polyam
Me: Oooo, rocks on my dash? Yes please
Me a second later: