gotta follow that funky flow

[mrockefeller]

Here is my completed extremely self indulgent Banjo Kazooie series I made between 2019-2020 because I miss them so much.

[theartofanimation]

Laëtitia Van Gasse  -  https://www.facebook.com/LaetitiaVangasseArt  -  https://www.instagram.com/laetitia_vangasse

[it8bit]

Mechasoul Mario & Luigi

Signed & numbered prints available for pre-order at BigCartel.

Art by Clog Two || Tumblr

[fuckyeahyoga]

[sistertaxon]

why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens don’t lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is fucking dead

[thesylverlining]

this is the only kind of ace discourse i ever want to see on my dash. the only kind. ever again. good job

[kittyknowsthings]

Do you think the sirens would be grateful that they finally get some variety? 

[systlin]

“Oh my god we can finally just sing about pasta thank the fucking gods.” 

[totohoy-blog]

I’m not asexual but I’m fairly certain sirens would do a far better job luring me into the depths with a song about pasta rather than sex…

[systlin]

I mean. 

“WHAT THE FUCK STAY AWAY FROM THE ROCKS.”

“FUCKER THEY SAID THEY HAVE FETTUCCINE CARBONARA AND HOT GARLIC BREAD OVER THERE HANG ON BITCH.” 

[musicalhell]

This is true; Odysseus heard them promising him knowledge of the future.  So the next time you see artwork like this:

Remember those sultry naked chicks are saying “We’ll tell you the winning lotto numbers.”

[fuckstaffposts]

Them: “We have unlimited wifi at incredible speeds~” Me: *diving headfirst into the water*

[rpluvsyj]

This post is a blessing

[wittyusername97]

Congratulations! Odysseus! You’ve been selected as a winner for the free $1000 Amazon Gift Card, Apple iPhone X 256G or Samsung Galaxy S8! Claim your prize now!

[kitvalkyrie]

Oh my god sirens were literally scam websites

[honeypunks]

you could say…phishing scam…

[gallifro]

And then there is that one desperate siren " We have been trying to reach you concerning your ships extended warranty!"

[part2of3]

Lego DC Comics Super Heroes: Justice League: Gotham City Breakout

[the-irish-mayhem]

why does every dc lego movie understand the characters on a deeper fundamental level than their live action ones

[definite-human]

Cause they’re made by actual fans who like to joke about their faves instead of edgy dudebros who only stan the stalest, most #Twisted™ versions of the characters?

[universitybookstore]

New from Chronicle Books and an American institution, From Crook to Cook: Platinum Recipes from Tha Boss Dogg’s Kitchen, by Snoop Dogg. (That bacon looks goooood.)

[calocera]

ok on the topic of bone, the rat creatures where PEAK monster design, they were somehow cute and fucking terrifying at the same time, and i really dont think ive ever seen a design quite similar since

it doesnt get any better than this!!!

[sawyer-aik]

aw heck ye.

(via @alexquintanilla on twitter)

[ruinedchildhood]

[dasoni]

Sailor Krypton  (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

[msnbcpundit]

REMEMBER SKIP-IT FROM THE 90’S

[apjvff]

my weapon of choice during school yard fights 

[almostvivian]

DnD campaign but the only weapons are 90′s toys @riskpig

[allisquish]

Distance weapon: those sky dancer propeller toys.

[riskpig]

I’ll allow it.

[sensitive-inferno]

I have but two words:

[durnesque-esque]

Are those a weapon or piece of armor?

[kaleymonster]

Party walks into the inn to rest and the pub looks like

[riskpig]

Perfection.

[medinaquirin]

@anotherspecter

[biglawbear]

I ride into battle on one of these

[bardicknowledgeblogger]

Animal Companions

[techcat]

Fresh combat

[themetaisawesome]

Monks have to use these

[ariassong]

Wizard’s Spell book

[ariassong]

Warlock Patrons

Archfey

Fiend

Celestial

Great Old One

The undying

[kalkris]

THE B A R D

[bardicknowledgeblogger]

It got better since I last saw it

[unfortunatelyimaginary]

This is so weird bc being born in 1997 I saw all these toys… old, dirty, and faded by the sun

it’s so weird to think of them as new and current toys rather than the relics of a bygone age

[thegirlinthebyakko]

Currency

[bfleuter]

Dungeon:

[katedrawscomics]

the party embarks upon a laser quest

[michaelhanekes]

All 3 generations of Godzilla suit wearers walking down the street together

[whitegenocidereturns]

that street must be huge

[mikkeneko]

character concept: the best trick archer in the world, the trick to which is that he’s actually not an archer at all, he’s a speedster and he can’t aim for shit, every time he takes a shot he actually just grabs the arrow, runs over to what he wants to stick, then runs back before anyone can see him move

[mikkeneko]

he’s on a team with Heat Vision Man, who actually has no heat vision and is another speedster, he just glares at people then runs over and punches them and is back before they can see him move

[mikkeneko]

(the entire team is actually just composed of speedsters who all use their speed in different ways, and they all pretend otherwise in front of their teammates)

[thatll-do]

The only speedster on their team is actually a teleporter

[shieldfoss]

They all have imposter syndrome because, no matter how fast they speed up, they still can’t see him move. “He’s a real speedster,” they all think. “I’m just a washed up fastguy who needs to pretend I’m a different kind of hero. I’m so scared he’ll tell the others.”

[reformed-roark]

Coming in Marvel phase 5:

Anxiety Squad

[astoralexander]

From my DBZ movie pitch, “The Saiyan Prince”, which you can read HERE 

[qwertee]

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[dankmemeuniversity]