Memes For Hire

An Off Brand Disappointment

[kosmogrl]

the ultimate winter experience

[emiett]

Here’s the short comic I made for @pichikui​’s Danny Phantom charity zine, GOING GHOST! She’s selling digital copies on her gumroad if anyone missed out! Profits are donated to RAICES 👻💀!!

[pukicho]

Puki will you leave tumblr because everyone’s acting like it’s dead now :(

oh yeah its SO dead.

1000 notes this post. Now

[pukicho]

that took 3 minutes.

[pasta-yy]

i literally fucking blinked and this shit happened istg y’all are insane—

[pukicho]

Fuck it. Spread this post to every nook and cranny on tumblr. Prove to everyone that this site is ALIVE and FLOURISHING and that it will last for fucking DECADES

[forgondor]

i have a friend who has kinda bad eczema on their right hand but their left hand is fine and thats because acidity makes eczema worse and that includes vaginal acidity and my friend is both a lesbian and a slut so they finger a lot of people and that fucks up the hand they use (their right hand). Anyways do you think BBC sherlock would deduce that by looking at my friend’s hands

[sanjidysphoria]

nothing couldve prepared me for the last sentence

[gayteensupreme]

im literally forever obsessed with this because it implies the following:

The Rapture, as described by Christian Evangelicals, has happened

Parents witnessed their son disappear during The Rapture, but remained atheists anyway (based)

Instead of sinners and nonbelievers going to hell or getting killed, they just... stay on Earth.

[a-nerdy-bi-idiot]

The Gods of Tumblr

We don’t have normal gods, or even evil gods…  The Pantheon of This Hellsite:

Gaud and Pukicho: Twin Gods of Insanity and Chaos

BadJokesByJeff: God of Humor

One-Time-I-Dreamt: God of Night and Dreams

Writing-Prompt-S: God of Creativity

All The Tumblr Sexymen: Angels and Minions 

“Staff“: The Evil God

P.M. Seymour: Messenger of the Gods

Snom: The Holy Prophet of all Cuteness

[lazulisong]

URGENT UPDATE: THERE IS A CAT IN A BABY SLING ON THIS BUS

[pukicho]

Life sucks? Food you eat sucks? Just call it a feast. Feast on those cheerios, that’s a fucking feast. chortle a little, slap your big tummy and go MM MMM!

[realdonkeykong]

This literally helps so much you don’t even know

[pukicho]

I am literally free therapy.

[pukicho]

Proof that people will literally do anything in times of desperation

[heartbreakhur]

[heartbreakhur]

1o

[gamer-reaper]

Time for another day of skipping meals and avoiding people close to me!

[gamer-reaper]

[viejospellejos]

Cuando se te acaban las ideas

[the-emblematic]

[sighinastorm]

There’s a tornado warning out (two, technically), so of course I went for a walk outside to see if I could spot it.  Never have I seen so many of my neighbors at one time, when there wasn’t a firework show or a picnic.

[sighinastorm]

[the-dwarven-viking]

There was a tornado warning and a bunch of people gathered outside to set off fireworks. I wish I was kidding.

[sighinastorm]

How cool would it be to shoot fireworks into a tornado?

[sighinastorm]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[imaginationcreationer]

[phantomnio]

The girlis are talking

[monsterlogic]

New outfit idea

[lightningman17]

[sugoichappy]

Yours is the only funny and correct addition to this post

[killue]

peace and love on earth

[imaginmation]

My tumblr is dangerously close to becoming a capybara blog

[memethiefsteve]

[thesylverlining]

sometimes i try to guess what the audio to weird videos will be, before turning it on

didn’t expect this one. not complaining either