The Crafter

33 year old (he/she or they/them if you're not sure what to call me ask as it changes from time to time)gender-fluid panromantic demisexual, artist/crafter/writer. top image by brian froud avatar by Toby froud. go watch dark crystal age of resistance

[premiumaabatteries]

How it feels to be in the fandom of a show about friendship :

[000l]

[shrewreadings]

like to charge, reblog to cast.

[pitbolshevik]

i love when you’re talking to someone who’s not from florida and you just casually mention a thing that only happens in Florida and it ruins their whole day

[pitbolshevik]

one time i was talking to some guy and he was like “haha how do yall get alligators in your backyard? do you not have fences?” and i had to inform him that gators can absolutely climb fences

[pitbolshevik]

omw to go sit in your pool

[gaymageclub]

this is why kennedy space center had to install fancy outward-curving fences around the launchpad, bc gators climbing over regular fences and getting on the launchpad could be very dangerous

[songsofwaterandnight]

I’d like to think that the “STOP 🛑” sign is also for the gators.

[greatmountainfloofsquatch]

The gators don’t abide by our petty laws. They are…instigators.

[weaselle]

turns out they climb trees too. Like regularly. they tend to do it a lot less once they reach certain sizes, but like several crocodilian species turn out to have a whole development period where they spend a lot of time in trees, and we just never knew that until like 2014 because, understandably, nobody who was studying them thought “i wonder if I should look for a bunch of crocodiles up in the trees”

[frottinq]

new phobia just dropped

[turnipfritters]

haters will see multi-talented queens and develop a phobia

[gangreenqueen]

I feel like Steve Irwin would have loved to know crocodiles could climb trees.

[beardedmrbean]

[mornington-the-crescent]

[tezzaa]

if i die i want to be skeletonized and then dipped into a very large version of those children's grow your own crystal kits

[tezzaa]

no tumblr it's okay my audience will find me

[corantus]

locked the fuck in get my money up

[skoomabong]

[only-cat-memes]

[abrahamshipwreck]

[gangreenqueen]

@simonsays-no this you?

[iliothermia]

i wish everyone following me made enough money to not feel like they were being boiled alive and had the time and energy to clean their room at their own leisure

[gangreenqueen]

I wish I wasn’t here, nothing I do is good enough, trying is a waste of time. I’m only here for my animals at this point, and I’m not sure I’m even doing good enough for them.

[boybeetles]

You know technology literacy is dying because I saw this meme with 76k likes

F11 the full screen button? You’re scared of the full screen button? F10?? It opens the menu bar???

[boybeetles]

Computers are so scary what if I accidentally hit F12 in a steam game and it takes a screenshot. What if I press shift + F12 while in word and accidentally save my document 😖

[yetanothergreyjedi]

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

If you had to learn what the F keys on your computer do through me reblogging this post, then I'm glad you did. Computer literacy is not a skill that gets taught anymore, and it is absolutely one that needs to be taught in order to be learned. Don't ever feel bad for not knowing something, but ☝️ don't ever stop learning learning about your environment, the tools you use, and especially the people around you

[headspace-hotel]

Never stop learning+ Never stop sharing what you learned

[importantcatpics]

[joeyclaire]

you are not an endearingly rude and unfriendly cartoon character you need to be nice to people

[joeyclaire]

coming from a place of love btw i still have to remind myself this often. i’m very autistic i know what it’s like to think of yourself as like a lovable character with quirky flaws because your sense of identity comes from fiction but you are a Living Person and that’s not how it works to be a living person

[joeyclaire]

not enough people are reblogging this version which is fine but i think they should. I Know Ball i still struggle with this i Get It

[vergak]

autism baby is all grown up!

[brightlotusmoon]

[fxlthyangxl-deactivated20240122]

website

[hesbythecampfire]

StopNCII.org is operated by the Revenge Porn Helpline which is part of SWGfL, a charity that believes that everyone should benefit from technology, free from harm. Founded in 2000, SWGfL works with a number of partners and stakeholders around the world to protect everyone online

Sounds legit

[songue85]

StopNCII.org is operated by the Revenge Porn Helpline which is part of SWGfL, a charity that believes that all should benefit from technolog

[tortadecuchufli]

[Start ID: Tiktok screenshot that seems to show a floor next to a body of water, with text overlaid that reads:

"Cousins, if someone ever edits your photo with AI or Photoshop to create a nude photo, then you go to www.stopncii.org and submit the original photo and the edited photo, then they will remove the edited photo from all places on the internet. You don't need to talk directly to anyone for this and your identity will remain confidential". End ID.]

[catmask]

i dont consider myself a 'fashion guru' by any means but one thing i will say is guys you dont need to know the specific brand an item you like is - you need to know what the item is called. very rarely does a brand matter, but knowing that pair of pants is called 'cargo' vs 'boot cut' or the names of dress styles is going to help you find clothes you like WAAAYYYY faster than brand shopping

[catmask]

this also goes for aesthetic or -core titles. 'y2k tank top' is going to get you resellers and fast fashion brands advertising to people looking to meet a current trend. 'thin strap crop tank top' is going to get you a diverse group of results and not upcharge you to hell and back

additionally, shop second hand when you can, second hand and thrift sites typically organize clothes by the cut and color. theyll be more affordable than a depop seller curating you a style to sell you

[daftpatience]

useful terminology for different kinds of clothing shapes :)

[mypoisonedflowers]

I think i may have reblogged this before, but it's so useful I'm gonna do it again just in case, lol

[sashayed]

700 ICE agents pulled out of minnesota? morale low on the murder squad due to getting their asses caved in by your grandma in -30 weather every day for weeks on top of being dupes and stooges of the most pathetic order? ohhhh gosh.......ohhhhhhhhh too bad. what a fun time to send $15 to the Stand With Minnesota org of your choice

[blackwoolncrown]

What's actually so fucked up is the reminder that Black and Native ppl have been saying for decades that we are killed unceremoniously by the state all the time and not only do the masses not rly care, but it doesn't clue them in to the fact that they live under a fascist dictatorship.

now that they're killing yt women and kids n shit everyones pulling their hair like 'oMG we are at the stage where they are just killing citizens!'

and then wondering why that's not inciting outrage

pfft. bc y'all have been subconsciously groomed for centuries to be deeply okay with the violence of your oppressors due to allegiance by race.

[proustianrevelry]

"oh my god, they're killing CITIZENS now!"

outing yourself as being in at least one of these categories:

-people who did not look into ICE previously because they knew they wouldn't be directly affected by their actions, because ICE only attacks white people who get in their way

-people who think indigenous people aren't US citizens

-people who think naturalized (& racialized) US citizens are fair game