bog stolichnaya

[pocketgameboy]

I could use some 💪 luck

[sincerelynotserious]

Fuck it I could use some luck

[nkjemisin]

G̶͈͔̪̭̫̩͘ͅO̵̧̟̥̮̹͉̱̪͌̌͑͋̎̕O̵̙̳͈̪̝̪̜̬͎͗͠D̵̫̫͚͖̻̻̗̳͈̊͜͝͝͝ ̶̪̩͉͚̑̆̄̀̇̔͒L̴̪̭̟̿U̷̪̩̾̀̂̿͒̅̂̚͝C̸̹̼̻̣̱̱̄͊͋̈́K̵̭̹͍͇̒̽̃͘͝͝

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Some girl in my class was talking about McDonald’s shamrock shakes and this yeehaw dude in cowboy boots said they suck and then he looked me in the eyes and said “what you’re gonna do is go to Arby’s, and get yourself a mint chocolate chip shake.” And he said it with such authority and certainty that I did so as soon as I got in my car

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I see your concern y’all but this wasn’t a man telling me what to do. This is a man who had important knowledge and shared it with me. He was aiding me on a quest I didn’t even know I was on.

[forrestsandfeathers0]

You fool, that was Arby himself.

[veliseraptor]

okay but I did not know that there is a story about f. scott fitzgerald nervously showing ernest hemingway his penis because zelda said he couldn’t satisfy a woman with it and ernest hemingway was like “lol no dude you’re fine”

what are the modernists even

[seagodofmagic]

the best part of that story in context is that before they pull out their dicks, hemingway spends the better part of a chapter physically describing fitzgerald in great detail, claiming to be grossed out by him but obviously, obviously uncomfortably attracted

[veliseraptor]

oh my god, it got better. I just went to find an excerpt and

Scott was a man then who looked like a boy with a face between handsome and pretty. He had very fair wavy hair, a high forehead, excited and friendly eyes and a delicate long-lipped Irish mouth that, on a girl, would have been the mouth of a beauty. His chin was well built and he had good ears and a handsome, almost beautiful, unmarked nose. This should not have added up to a pretty face, but that came from the coloring, the very fair hair and the mouth. The mouth worried you until you knew him and then it worried you more.

ernest hemingway calm down and control your thirst a little

[flatluigi]

“The mouth worried you until you knew him and then it worried you more“ is a hell of a line 

[ghoti-and-us]

Julie Bell - Wet - 1996

[calellon]

Hieronymus Bosch, The Garden of Earthly Delights, ca. 1503-1505 (detail)

[yesdogsnomasters]

There are many benefits to being a marine biologist

[cipheramnesia]

Help, I’m trying to finish my degree in marine biology, but I’m dummy thicc and the crack of my ass cheeks keeps ensnaring the eels.

[thundergrace]

This was very lovely to wake up to. It's completely legit, in the replies people posted videos and pictures of the 'walk for El Vaquita', the fake protest to get El Vaquita desperately needed medical attention.

The comments in the tweet lead to celebration of a another Chilean comrade doggo named Negro Matapacos. And this is exactly the kind of education I want this month.

The Cop-Attacking Chilean Dog Who Became a Worldwide Symbol of Protest

The recent uprising in Chile is full of references to the beloved Negro Matapacos, who accompanied protesters for many years. As his legend

[transwarlock]

I love him. also

same energy

[lifeblender]

That's exactly the image I thought of when I saw the first image

[1-extra]

[ayay]

[id: two men holding the halves of an amethyst geode, smiling. the geode is heart shaped, and both men are smiling. /end id]

[ink-the-artist]

You’re Having a Sleepover With All Your Friends and They’re All Talking About Boys Which Makes You Feel a Little Out-of-Place but You Don’t Say Anything Because You Don’t Want to Seem Weird or Ruin Their Good Time

[memewhore]

[landmoose]

[ghost-cassette]

Grand Old Boars can of course cast spells as a 17th level sorcerer

[yatvowel]

[eighth-order-simulacra]

woman moment

[uprightbat]

[fucktheflagandfuckyou]

this will never not make me laugh

[fucktheflagandfuckyou]

why you gotta be funnier than me on my own post

[autumncozy]

By treylane_captures

[mediumsizedboy]

[someboredloser]

*touches the soil* Something terrible happened here.

[ambassadorquark]

cowboys are to pirates what werewolves are to vampires

[gumi-megpoidd]

[classichorrorblog]

An American Werewolf In London Directed by John Landis (1981)

[mapsontheweb]

The Pacific Ocean is huge.

[ofthefog-deactivated20241127]

If they make an earth flag it should be of this angle to piss off the most amount of people

[bluesmomsadclub]

[psychoticrambling]

@hideous-gnosis why did you hide this in the tags?

[3liza]

zoomers i am going to give you some fathrly advice: really plucked brows are coming back. dont do it. you cn permanently fuck them up and in 5 yrs when its not on trend you will look like shit. a groomed natural brow works in every era of fashion theres lots of ways to comb and style brows to trend without mangling them. im just saying this as someone who saw what happened to 80s moms who went crazy wth the tweezers

[c3po]

they just eyebrows u won’t die shave them off zoomers pluck them all out and then get tattooed eyebrows it doesn’t matter . u won’t look like shit if u don’t have eyebrows op is a hater

[anuic-deactivated20220825]

this is the devil ^ this is the devil speaking. many will come to you with honey in their mouths and comforting words but they whisper falsehoods. do not be deceived for he is the father of lies. you have been told he would come in the form of man and he is already here among us.

[curioscurio]