gardenwyld

they/she/he || late 20s || aroace transfem || haver of autism and ADHD

[disorganizedguts]

my first deltarune chapter 5 fanart. it's good to be home./silly

[creekfiend]

gender essentialism is soooo funny bc it's like "this is what women are like" and you're like "I've met women and many of them, if not the majority, have not been like that" and it's like "well women SHOULD be like that" and you're like "why should women be like that" and its like "because that's what women are like"

[animperfectangelsblog]

[anarchopuppy]

"dont feed the trolls" is an even more important rule in an age where that troll is likely to be a chatbot trained on bad politics crawling tags specifically to waste ur time. do not engage

[humperxhumper]

those other guys are just roleplaying. i'm a real freak. i don't trust tapwater. i'm inbred. smoking me out is like trying to smoke out a warehouse. i get drunk off of 2 beers. i'm scared of Walmart. ever had real freak before? you will immediately feel the difference. the ride is smoother, the controls are more responsive. you've been driving shopping carts until now. are you in the right headspace to hear some shit like "batter up!" before you get fucked? i'm 5 foot 6. i don't have insurance. i'm trying to move to your state before we even enter the talking phase. i'll get a passport to fuck. you think you can have it all with a genuine freak? have it writ upon thy meagre grave. i escaped from a lab where scientists work round the clock creating artificial life- genetically bioengineered to drive your pussy insane. ready for a real freak? once you've seen the stroke you can never go back. my ears ring 24/7. all i do is train. spending a night with me is like spending a night doing the super mario 64 speedrun stair glitch. send me an email.

[emmacandle]

tell a trans girl you love her today. please

[bunnygirlpaws]

reblog to tell prev you love her

[railroadlion]

Shiny Mega Gardevoir

[pleasemayiiplease]

[transfemmbeatrice]

[segamascott]

[overheard-at-hema-practice]

I will figure out your body’s resonant frequency and play a drum solo that will dissolve you

[bagelbarr0n]

Really funny one two punch on my dash this morning

[prisonhannibal]

[crpl-pnk]

you ever realize how able bodied people just are not expected to do things that cause them excruciating physical pain? like they’re just. not

if i shouldn’t use my cane because i can sometimes technically walk without it, it would just hurt like a motherfucker then abled people should no longer be allowed to use potholders to take things out of the oven because i mean

well they could technically pick up a hot pan with their bare hands. it would just hurt like a motherfucker

[crpl-pnk]

*sees an abled person using potholders*

i just think it’s really sad that you’re giving up on yourself like that

[crpl-pnk]

if you use potholders how will you ever build up the calluses necessary to pick up scalding hot metal without burning yourself so severely? it’s like you’re not even trying to get better

[darklingdawns]

I mean, my mother uses potholders, but she’s in her 70s. You’re just… too YOUNG to be resorting to potholders at your age.

[kipplekipple]

If you start using potholders, your inability to hold hot metal will only get worse.

[gean-grey-blog]

The funny thing is as a disabled person who used to be a professional cook, “chef hands” are much easier to develop than the ability to walk on partially dislocated body parts

[smokingrozanov]

T shirt that says “I ❤️ getting laid” & then on the back it says “to REST” with a photo of a coffin + the name & phone number for a local cemetery. Please follow for more advertising ideas

[princess-rosiebird-nsfw]

y'know, i just really do not like the word "gock"

[7thedisasterdyke]

It implies that there's something inherently Weird about a trans woman's penis. There isn't, it's just a penis, and we'd very much like cis people to stop making such a big deal about our penises that they use a word like that.

Seriously. Just say penis. Cock. Dick. Don't treat us like our body parts are Weird because of our transness.

[lalatongzi]

Gock or gjrldick or whatever other term also just kinda treats maleness as fhe default and genders the penis as being inherently male. Like the default state of a penis is male and we need to add a feminine modifer to it when talking about a woman with a penis, instead of just treating penis as a gender neutral organ that both men and women could have.

If that makes sense

[oneofthosecrazycatladies]

You've been kidnapped but the main character of the last TV show you watched is coming to rescue you.

Who’s rescuing you?

[segamascott]

[calware]

jade harley love forever

[calware]

notice how she's so ^_^