les étoiles me tendent les bras

I'm a high school teacher, bookworm, musical theatre tragic and trashy TV addict. I post whatever I feel like. I'm too old to be on tumblr.

[thedeactivateddeactivated]

[kelly-clarkson]

[swagintherain]

setup and punchline

[lord-kitschener]

The artist is luo li rong

[cecaeliawitch]

The statue doesn’t have big enough titties to have been made by a man.

[radgoblin]

I know I’ve reblogged this before but the schadenfreude is too delicious.

[gehayi]

By the way, the statue is called  La mélodie oubliée (The Forgotten Melody). Luo Li Rong also painted it:

And here she and the statue are in a more formal setting (museum or art show, I can’t tell):

[theepoetspoet]

“Dork ass losers”

[asymbina]

OK not only do I think she’s a sorceress but now I have a massive crush on her

[teenscoolest]

[chickenfarmersan]

[stability]

[larryshorcrux]

“He pulled Harry’s wand from his pocket and began to trace it through the air, writing three shimmering words:

tom marvolo riddle

Then he waved the wand once, and the letters of his name rearranged themselves:

Mr. Tom, a Dildo Lover

“wait, shit, no,” said Riddle. “

[toshio]

[kingrudegyalchina]

I missed this

[caliloner559-deactivated2019120]

Never forget

[princessakuba]

Lmao

[peaceloveandyanni]

Pokemans

[ororomunroedontpullout]

Everybody know that’s big dick bee

[pastel-pwussy]

WHY HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[meadowsandrainbows-deactivated2]

😂😂😂

[mralexander904]

😩😩😩😩😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[elliesgaymachete]

Bend it like Beckham, Bring it On, She’s the Man…..the trifecta of sports movies that should’ve been gay

[democrips]

fake conversations in your head of you venting to someone

[fuckinrawr]

Too relatable.

[bumblebeebats]

It baffles and infuriates me that Hogwarts students don’t take Latin or Greek. Accio? Literally “I summon.” Lumos? Fucking “light.” Expelliarmus? Expel weapon!! Ooooh I wonder what Levicorpus does– you Dumb Ass Bastard. You ILLITERATE. It’s called Levicorpus, it lifts someone’s body, it LEVIES your goddamn CORPUS-

[kvothbloodless]

Hermione ghost wrote this

[traumaticchild]

when my parents get mad at me for traits they have 

[darthbaene-deactivated20200927]

me: I’m an adult now.. It’s scientifically proven that in order to live a healthy lifestyle, you have to go to bed early. So, from now on, my ass is going to bed at 9 pm, no excuses!! Fitness for life, yeah! Sixpack, here I come biatch!

also me at 2:35 am:

[mxnrique]

SNL - Cut for Time: My Little Step Children

WHY WOULD THEY CUT THIS?????

[proto-homo]

This is legiterally the funniest thing snl has done in decades

[skippitydippity]

listen i love vine and i’m so sad to see it go

[stability]

[timhortons]

… it’s 2018 and I’m still on tumblr