I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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Jules of Nature

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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
YOU ARE THE REASON
Show & Tell
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@garderespoir
setup and punchline
The artist is luo li rong
The statue doesn’t have big enough titties to have been made by a man.
I know I’ve reblogged this before but the schadenfreude is too delicious.
By the way, the statue is called La mélodie oubliée (The Forgotten Melody). Luo Li Rong also painted it:
And here she and the statue are in a more formal setting (museum or art show, I can’t tell):
“Dork ass losers”
OK not only do I think she’s a sorceress but now I have a massive crush on her
“He pulled Harry’s wand from his pocket and began to trace it through the air, writing three shimmering words:
tom marvolo riddle
Then he waved the wand once, and the letters of his name rearranged themselves:
Mr. Tom, a Dildo Lover
“wait, shit, no,” said Riddle. “
I missed this
Never forget
Lmao
Pokemans
Everybody know that’s big dick bee
WHY HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😩😩😩😩😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bend it like Beckham, Bring it On, She’s the Man…..the trifecta of sports movies that should’ve been gay
fake conversations in your head of you venting to someone
Too relatable.
It baffles and infuriates me that Hogwarts students don’t take Latin or Greek. Accio? Literally “I summon.” Lumos? Fucking “light.” Expelliarmus? Expel weapon!! Ooooh I wonder what Levicorpus does– you Dumb Ass Bastard. You ILLITERATE. It’s called Levicorpus, it lifts someone’s body, it LEVIES your goddamn CORPUS-
Hermione ghost wrote this
when my parents get mad at me for traits they have
me: I’m an adult now.. It’s scientifically proven that in order to live a healthy lifestyle, you have to go to bed early. So, from now on, my ass is going to bed at 9 pm, no excuses!! Fitness for life, yeah! Sixpack, here I come biatch!
also me at 2:35 am:
SNL - Cut for Time: My Little Step Children
WHY WOULD THEY CUT THIS?????
This is legiterally the funniest thing snl has done in decades
listen i love vine and i’m so sad to see it go
… it’s 2018 and I’m still on tumblr