mythicaly dreaming

Reality is frequently inaccurate

[garlicky-bread]

Happy pride everyone.

[garlicky-bread]

I initiate friendship.

[garlicky-bread]

Watch "Uncharted™: The Nathan Drake Collection part 1" on YouTube

[konoko]

[rebelwhodoesntknow]

Me in the span of approximately two seconds

[sifu-kisu]

[mrsswick]

[weiwanyin]

@necroprankster

[glumshoe]

when I was a kid my mom had to intervene and make me stop saying “farewell” instead of “goodbye” because elderly relatives complained that it sounded like I expected them to die before I could see them again

[glumshoe]

people complain that my manner of writing is “stilted” and “pretentious” NOW but hooooly hell you should have seen it when I was a kid

I shit you not, the first line in one of my journals was “I am but a lass of nine years of age.”

[glumshoe]

#when my friends hamster died i said that he ‘’fell’’ like they said abt ppl dying in war

We would have gotten along swimmingly. 

[panseyiii-deactivated20180814]

When I was about five my dad and I were joking around and he said “You’re a weirdo.” I then said, and I quote, “I suppose I am a rather odd child, are I not?” 

I think about that a lot 

[glumshoe]

I once described myself as “very queer indeed” on a school assignment, long before I ever figured that I am, indeed, very queer, in every sense of the word.

[glumshoe]

On the first day of kindergarten, they introduced us to our principal. I didn’t have the barest inkling of how Normal Humans greet authority figures, but I had read some books about knights and kings, so… I uh.

I bowed deeply and kissed my principal’s hand.

[belby-barely-slumbers]

you didn’t

[glumshoe]

ACTUALLY I left out the worst part. 

We met the principal during an assembly at the beginning of the day, but I saw him again later when we were being shown around the library. That’s when I bowed and kissed his hand… and realized it wasn’t the principal. It was some other old man with white hair. “Oh, um, thank you,” he said, and walked off.

I was so embarrassed about kissing the wrong man’s hand that it didn’t occur to me to be embarrassed for thinking that bowing and hand-kissing was not the appropriate way to greet an elementary school principal. 

[glumshoe]

a few years ago I started saying “hail and well met” as a joke but now it’s just my automatic greeting and I don’t even realize I’m saying it

whoops

[bidoof]

4chan = white nationalist skinhead wannabe edgelords reddit = epic bacon nerd culture libertarians tumblr = 12 year old communists facebook = conspiracy theory-addled GOP baby boomers slowly regressing back to infancy twitter = ??????

[wilbr]

Twitter is where they all convene to fight each other like a social media Thunderdome

[mens-rights-activia]

Based on the funniest fucking anon ask I’ve ever seen on this site

[sasukeuchiha-uzumaki]

For the people wanting to see the original ask

[mens-rights-activia]

Thank you I was looking for that omg ahsjjsksksksk

[bestiasilvanus]

Was anyone gonna tell me Vincent Martella, voice of Phineas Flynn on the Disney Channel original show Phineas and Ferb is on some absolute king shit on his twitter or did i just have to see this amazing series of tweets myself?

There’s more just go fucking look yourself

[baphonnicula]

BOY’S ON SOME REAL KING SHIT LEMME TELL YA

[machinaux]

I have to add this gem

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i learned that each woman spends approximately $5,600 on her period over her lifetime (x)

[toastbutteregg]

this reminded me of the reason why i bought reusable menstrual pads in the first place

im so happy with my collection

[cerenae]

where did you get them? theyre so cute I love!

[toastbutteregg]

@cerenae i got them here! i recommend 10/10!

[galadriel929-deactivated2020091]

Last period was the first time I didn’t use any non reusable products!

[memenerdlover]

REUSABLE???? THERE’S REUSABLE ONES?????

[gameofyarns]

I love reusable ones! Using them almost a year now!

[xochi-the-mochi]

WHAT!!!!

BROOOO

WHATTT

[canarycontessa]

hop aboard the reusable menses product train y’all! boss up your coochie!! all joking aside though, i’ve saved money, no more cramping or inner thigh rashes from the dioxins and other weird chemicals and (pandemic related) fewer reasons to take impromptu trips out of the house. win-win all around.

[moonlightmarathon]

i bought their trial pack (one of each pad size + pouch) just to see how these pads are like and just a day after using, i bought a starter pack (2 liner, 3 regular,  2 overnight + pouch)

i included a photo below beside my switch for comparison of how big the xl and overnight pads are (i love using both for for nighttime use). daily, i use my regular pads and when working out/post-period, i use the liners.

honestly these are such amazing investments. i cant see myself using commercial pads ever again. they dont stink nor leak and you just have to make sure youre not wearing lace or any flimsy underwear so they’ll stay in place. i totally recommend this!

[mango-pickle]

OMG WHAT THERE ARE REUSABLE ONES????

[moonlightmarathon]

PSA I JUST SAW THEY NOW HAVE ANIMAL CROSSING PATTERNS IM SCREAMING RIGHT NOW

the amazing part is that it’s 5 LAYERS AND COMES WITH TWO BUTTONS TO SNAP TOGETHER!!

I AM SO IN LOVE!! HERE’S THE LINK IF YOU GUYS ARE INTERESTED!!!!

PS! You bleed on the black bamboo fiber part and not on the villagers 😂

[maybeitsfinallytime]

Love these. Game changing. Don’t knock it til you try it.

[thespecialpsycho]

Sharing for people with vaginas who have periods and similar things.

Requesting others reblog to spread word.

If your blog is specific niche, I ask you Like/heart to bump signal slightly.

[tangledloversandfrozenhearts]

I recently ordered from them and I love that the colourful fabrics are water proof. They are worth buying!!

[brokeassbook]

I bought these because of a post I saw about them and did some research. I absolutely love them! I’m probably gonna get more soon cause I only got the trail pack, and am sick being on my period have having to do laundry right that second to have more pads ready. But absolutely 20/10!

[gay-space-project]

i literally stopped having cramps after i started using them

[theinxjnerd]

I bought some of these a bit ago. Forever reblog.

[kuplakupla]

I’ve been using the reusable pads for about three months, just about to buy more. They’re amazing!

[garlicky-bread]

Does this mean I don't get a valentines this year??

[angeltiddies]

[legendary-destiel]

Yes, YES! I was waiting for someone to reblog this! 💙💚😁

[jollywithyourhair-blog-blog]

[chillimanjaro-deactivated201908]

Reblogging again because you can never have enough Nazi flag ripping on your blog.

[fuckyeahnorsemythology]

Reblogging because we stand against hate.

[sourcherryblossom]

Reblogging because fuck yes

[in-sunshine-and-in-rain]

@odakota-rose !!!!!!!!! TODAY!!!!

[ruinedchildhood]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Mr. Bean Inserted Into Famous Portrait Paintings by Rodney Pike [via] Previously: Classic Paintings Recreated with Sesame Street Characters

[krakenqueen-deactivated20180610]

undeadamnos

[scribblerrigby]

If any of you ever wondered what Blackadder was, this is basically it.

[animalloverdonut]

[boadsdsadf]

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