lets blow this popsicle stand

ahafia they/them nonbinary trans space musician

[vitariesocks]

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

[vitariesocks]

2 pics. no caption

[spookumsandmonsters]

just mulder being mulder (part 1)

[theaterard]

this old post… im gonna be honest it sounds like your music teacher got a better grasp of gerard than you did…

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[labcorp]

[hadesisqueer]

Two World Cup finalists from opposing teams in this fucking picture, this sport isn't real

[hadesisqueer]

Context for anyone who is wondering: Lamine Yamal's parents won an UNICEF raffle for a charity photoshoot in which Barça players posed with kids, and 5 month old Lamine happened to get 20yo Messi. Which is like. Literally insane

[joyflameball]

[misidentifying-animals-in-posts]

best animal names: unnecessarily judgemental edition

[nayohme]

one of my favorites of all time

[frogmoss1]

that’s kamala harris

[calebwittebane]

i looked and she was sleeping like this. on purpose, she chose this. and when she heard me laughing she crawled out from under the duvet all sleepy and gave such an angry offended look

[koiagain]

I guess you could say he’s ve… he’s a very h…

[gremlininho]

let me. innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[anywhoozles]

[dragongirlsweetie]

little bit of advice: if you can't tell if a post online is a joke, you should always assume that it is not a joke and the op is either an idiot with an inflated ego or is lying on purpose for malicious reasons. in both cases the best course of action is to aggressively correct them and insult them, maybe even threaten to kill them

[dragongirlsweetie]

the buddha taught this

[kaijuno]

[tsunderebird]

[elgenerichoe]

@sjweminem

[gaynaturalistghost]

I was going through the TAZ steeplechase tag and I was like who tf is schlabethany. She’s not a main character. Then I got to her episode and I was like OH. That’s exactly what she says to introduce herself btw.

[latticeparable]

Trilobite Queen, eldest daughter