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#‘Dammit Dean’ #‘I told you to play along’ #and then you go and do this shit #Dean #Dean #Dean we did not discuss this #dEAN PLZ (via castiel-b00ty)

its-all-down-hill

ayellowbirds

the face of a bird who fully understands what he did and will do it again.

narwhalsarefalling

fun fact

im weirdly knowlagable in the history of soda i dont even drink soda why do i know so much about it

narwhalsarefalling

coke and pepsi taste different because coke was invent before refrigeration so it was designed to be drunk warm, while pepsi was designed after refrigeration was invented so it was designed to be drunk cold. as a result the tastes are different but if you drink pepsi cold and coke warm theyll taste the same.

yoon-ity

Why the fuck do you know this

narwhalsarefalling

i honestly have no idea

coke’s recipe was originally green but the designers made it brown so it looked more like tea

squirrelstone

Had they never seen green tea?

narwhalsarefalling

i dont even know if green tea was invented in 1886 but they wanted to make the public more open to eating the fizzy drink

gostaks

Green tea was invented in the 13th century and made up 22% of the tea thrown off the ship in the Boston Tea Party

narwhalsarefalling

alan i know about soda not green tea

cheap-pink-mints

i will trade u information abt bees and carrier pigeons for information abt the history of soda

narwhalsarefalling

no one knows where the origin of the name ‘7up’ started but it did have a mood stabilizer in the original recipe found in present day anti-depressants

i want facts about bees and carrier pigeons now

cheap-pink-mints

Carrier pigeons come from a species of Wild Rock pigeon, and their flights could be as long as 1800 km and were used as early as 3000 years ago.

You know in old cartoons where a character throws a beehive at someone, and you think ‘lol, but that wouldn’t work in real life’. Turns out it would, and did. People used to lob beehives at the approximate location of the enemy forces to expose them.

narwhalsarefalling

this is amazing thank you

mediamattersforamerica

Remember the Obama era scandals?

jaredandjensen

1x01 // 12x22

joebidensanonymous

Biden is a 4-month-old Golden Retriever named after the former vice president.

His owner Sidney took him to the Capitol to see Joe Biden give a speech.

“As soon as Joe Biden saw the dog during his speech, he pointed at the dog, and then started like cracking up. Right towards the end, I kind of signaled him, and he gave me a wink to come over,” Sydney said. “When I told him his name was Biden, his face lit up and he started kissing the dog, which is like exactly what I expected Joe Biden would do”

By the way, Biden the puppy has an Instagram

geekandmisandry

My boyfriend just woke up, mostly still asleep and told me “don’t worry, it’s getting better” in a heavy, American accent, which is unusual for an Australian man.

“Why are you American?” I asked, to which I got:

“Sorry, it’s getting better” in a stereotypical posh English accent.

“Why are you English?” I asked, amused.

“What is he normally?” He managed to ask.

“He? You’re not anyone else, you’re you.”

“Ugh, me” was the last thing he said, in a right proper Aussie accent before he fell back into proper sleep.