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thebittervampire

I don’t know who you are... But before this night is over... you’re gonna be begging for mercy.

KILLER KLOWNS FROM OUTER SPACE (1988), dir. and prod. by the Chiodo Brothers

totallyfubar

Hot dog water is the exact opposite of holy water in that you can add a single drop of it to any amount of pure water and it will make the entire thing unpure

wumblr

now THIS is the kind of philosophical liturgy i come to tumblr for. FINALLY i can defeat the pope

simptasia

if mangoes didn’t have the stone in the middle, humanity would reach a new level of hedonism. we could just eat thru the whole thing without having to think. we’d permanently regress to a primal state. the seed grounds us, makes us careful when we eat. this defines us. fuck i wish i had a mango

fulminata2

There is a strange dichotomy in learning the sword. It is at once noble and incredibly base and vile. The best and worst in humanity, united and conflicted.

The sword is the worst of humanity. It is a tool designed solely for the purpose of destroying human life. The edge is too fine for utility, too long for craft, and too short to be useful for the hunting of game. The first sword ever crafted marked a turning point; that it was an effective use of hard won resources to craft something only useful for killing other humans.

The sword is the best of humanity. Ingenuity and creativity coming together. Harnessing all four elements, earth, air, fire, and water, to create a sidearm well suited to attack and defense, yet convenient enough to carry by your side.

Swordplay is humanity at it’s worst. It is an art dedicated solely to the destruction of the human body. It is the most efficient means of parting flesh, tendon, and bone to the end of separating the immortal soul from the all too frail body. It is cruel, ruthless, and brutal.

Swordplay is humanity at it’s absolute best. It is the passionate science. A small person can best a giant and a weak person can best a titan through careful application of the rules of distance, measure, and timing. It is an exultation in all that the human body can accomplish.

It is a lump of metal and it is art.

It is a riot of violence and it is a dance.

It is ugly and vicious and horrible.

It is beautiful and glorious and magnificent.

It is art and science joined in one.

The fact remains, any day with a sword in your hand is a good day.

wearepaladin

siderealsandman

“To train with the sword, first master sweeping. When you have mastered sweeping, you must master the way of drawing water. Once you have learned how to draw water, you must split wood. Once you have split wood, you must learn the arts of finding the fine herbs in the forest, the arts of writing, the arts of paper making, and poetry writing. You must become familiar with the awl and the pen in equal measure. When you have mastered all these things you must master building a house.”

“Once your house is built, you have no further need for a sword, since it is an ugly piece of metal and its adherents idiots”

-Kill Six Billion Demons, Meti’s Sword Manual

spacespectrum-deactivated202010

my armenian father getting angry at a squirrel

cornchipz-revival

“you are. stealink…. my nuts…”

shiny-goodra808

I think about this video all the time

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lucyaudley

This answers and raises questions

hardboiledoldman

Cassette Futurism God Tier

sparrowhawk815-deactivated20190

Cassette Futurism god tier for real tho…

captain-starskull

Who made these and how can I support them?

imthecreativejunkie

Awesome artist Simon Stålenhag made those.

prokopetz

There are actually a couple of tabletop RPGs based on Simon Stålenhag’s work, if you have that particular intersection of interests. Tales from the Loop is pure 1980s cassette futurism with kid protagonists and a largely family-friendly tone, while Things from the Flood speculatively advances the same setting into the 1990s and presents a world in which cassette futurism’s utopian promises failed to manifest and now everything is slowly falling apart; as you may have gathered, the latter’s tone is rather less kid-friendly!