Riddle me this, Bucko

confound those dover boys

[dogpuppy]

[assaultmystic]

a quirk of sexting while british is switching from arse to ass. i would never fuck someone in the arse. its impolite.

[evilneo]

[maimonideznuts]

Australian, I also do this

[tastylemonbread]

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

[didderd-reblogs]

[eternalgaylord]

collecting tweets

[eternalgaylord]

#vessel alert

that's right

[disastertransbian]

uhm that wasn't a magical girl transformation you just said "it's time to go puppy mode" and hit the bong like 8 times

[3000s]

up my butt and hope to die

[3000s]

[insaneandlovingit]

You would not believe your ass

If ten million largemouth bass.

[problemnyatic]

desired you while the women flee

[nedlittle]

1920s guy driving a model t with a "i bought this before ford went crazy" bumper sticker

[dogpuppy]

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

life row inmate eating his first meal

[postoctobrist]

the Buddha used to say this about any baby he saw and people hated it

[beardedmrbean]

[angelicdewdrop]

[porterr-robinson]

[3000s]

join homer, marge, lisa, and others

[3000s]

its always an option

[animentality]

[sandwichguy2004]

Beautiful place to get Hit by a Train

[paper-mario-wiki]

whenever i imagine someone getting tied to the train tracks i imagine it in a nondescript field like this

[yardsards]

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

[fizzlepop-frog]

“but I stay silly!”

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog you stay silly

[weaselle]

on it boss

[ooppo]

A PORN BOT UNFOLLOWED ME?

[ooppo]

not that i care

[ooppo]