we were born to make history

gabriel | he/him | 30 | leo | infp

[kathrenax]

"Liam. Someone you love very much is about to die."

[sydney-empire]

"I'll become the monster."

[mibei]

Buying you time

[saturnsconstellation]

Men use “I’m just a man” to cheat on their wives. Odysseus uses “I’m just a man” to kill, slay and torture people to get back to HIS wife. They are not the same.

[kaiotisk]

father how i've longed to see you!

[petorahs]

would you still love me again?

[kokii-omii]

Live Telemachus reaction

[gonzos-humansona]

Yesterday my little brother told me something very sweet and touching, that when he was a kid and had nightmares about monsters chasing him or whatever he would be able to end the nightmare by finding me in the dream and I would protect him by fighting off the zombies, or carrying him away. This is adorable, and makes me feel like the greatest older sibling in the world, but the hilarious thing is that when I was a kid I had nightmares of needing to save him from zombies and such. so many dreams where he was in trouble and I needed to save him. Like my nightmares began where his ended. Low key I think he mastered the ability to psychically transfer his nightmare to me as a child and I'm kind of annoyed with him.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

You two were having an ongoing portal fantasy adventure together in your dreams and wrote the whole thing off as nightmares

[spoookiepie]

[arnaerr]

serpentine nature prints ✦ patreon  

[maculategiraffe]

nasa: we're going to shoot three rockets directly at the sun during the total eclipse. for study and research purposes.

me: oh cool

nasa: we have named the rockets apep. this stands for atmospheric perturbations [in the] eclipse path.

me: oh cool

nasa: apep is also the ancient egyptian deity of chaos and darkness, who ceaselessly seeks to extinguish the sun. we launch these rockets directly at the sun in the name of apep.

me: oh... cool?

[br-amblinghostcat]

if gods are kept alive by their followers then NASA is single-handedly the caretaker of SO MANY GODS

[omorinintendoswitchedition]

i am thinking abt this sooo muchh

[liasangria]

old friends senior god sanctuary

[chaossmith2]

Thinking about when CG was used exactly one time in the entirety of spongebobs pre-movie 3 season run

Like, they could’ve easily just had him instantaneously burst through the wall and get roughly the same joke across, but the fact the writers wanted him to slowly push through the wall like that SO BADLY that they went out of their way to implement the cg effect to do so is so fucking funny to me fndmmsmsms

[hungry-skeleton]

[boobachu]

[rottenrc]

What a distinguished gentleman, I sure hope he isnt a mass murderer :3

[sevenmoreminutes]

having thick hair and going to get your hair cut is just having to listen to your hair dresser repeat over and over again how millions of people would commit despicable crimes to have your hair

[girl-debord]

[huyandere]

hello chainsaw man enjoyers

[yummy-tummy-time]

[foervraengd]

porcelain prince