shits and gigs

Carly • 24 • Aus • Queer af • editor and proofreader • hmu for beta reading

[nothatsmi]

The raven king, chapter ten

"How interesting," they say.

(and they say it a lot)

(i'm not kidding. the entirety of the first two books is just both of them saying how interesting the other is. it's suffocating.)

Another medicated Andrew! And black haired Neil!

The two first books hold such bangers, and clearly not enough people ramble about them. I'm a sucker for the relationship they have afterwards obviously, but even before that they're hilarious. Many underrated scenes that could be worth drawing.

Also I underestimated how Neil dress and presents himself - like: he wears oversized, worn out and faded, preferably light-colored clothes; messy curlyish hair with bangs; sports hoodies; JORTS-

... He's got a banger style actually.

[45percenterthen]

we were teens in the golden age of queerbait. and it was BEAUTIFUL

[shortace]

People who don't re-read books are so funny to me. "I know what happens"..?? Gurl I know what pizza tastes like, still gonna eat another one. I know what a rainbow looks like, you think that'll stop me running outside, camera in hand, to see the next one?

[gayglitterbabe]

I've been away from this account for a while and it seems I've lost access to the messaging function? Does anyone know about this/know how to fix it? I also cannot access any old asks in my inbox 🤔

[gayglitterbabe]

Open for beta reading! Hit me up!

Since a lot of us are crawling our way back here, I'll pop my lil ad up again. I am open to taking on a few more projects for beta reading/editing/proofreading. 

DM/Ask to contact or email: [email protected]

I’m happy to read anything but I’d prefer these fandoms: 

• Marauders (Wolfstar or Jegulus would be nice but I’m not picky) • K-pop (BTS or Seventeen preferred) • Teen Wolf • The Mortal Instruments / Shadowhunters I’m best at helping with spelling, grammar and punctuation, as well as developing ideas, shortening content or rewriting difficult sentences. Always happy to be your second pair of eyes 😎

I am qualified in professional writing and editing and really enjoy proofreading fanfic in my free time 💗💗 Give me something to do (im begging 🤡)

[daughter-of-sapph0]

you catch me in my room watching something kinky, but instead of masturbating I'm just watching intently and taking notes like it's a college lecture

[definitely-ellie]

You see me write down the word "sex" followed by a question mark and underlining it twice

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

spicing up conversations by saying 'you really believe in that' at the most basic inane things

[adulthoodisokay]

happy new year, y’all

[starofthefullmoon]

things that are more canon to me than the actual harry potter series:

-a very potter musical

-potter puppet pals

-jegulus fanfiction

[saurons-pr-department]

2024 is the year we stop “consuming” and go back to “reading/watching/listening to/playing” things

[were--ralph]

Is it OK to still consume cum or

[ferallindsay]

no you have to "guzzle" it this year

[jurassic-cunt]

"u almost 30 what u readin fics for?"

dude what else ima do at work when i don't wanna work? work????

i'll read fics til i die

[everythinqoes-deactivated202207]

in which jungkook’s love language is acts of service 🧊🤍

+ the “why”:

[jimimn]

corden: good even— tae: TOUCH HIS THIGHS!!!!!!!!!!! 🤤

[shorelinnes]

snack time with joon

[cr. memories 2020: dwellingsouls]

[kimtaegis]

coach yoongi at work

[parrishsrubberplant]

The last three digits of your current follower count is the Dewey Decimal Classification subject on which you must immediately give a 15-minute presentation.

How would you do?

[guiltrose-deactivated20180203]

do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what you’re thinking about in the tags.