Yur boy Matthew

Making my way downtown, walking fast, etc. (Hehe now it's in your head) Kinda a little bit legally insane

[gayinsanitysquared]

Intro Post!!!

Yo I’m Matthew! I’m 18 (unfortunately I am indeed unc…..)

MY PFP IS NOT AN ASS OR BOOBS STOP TELLING ME IT LOOKS LIKE THEM

@grim-reaper-offical is my GRANDMOTHER and also my BFF!

@grim-reapers-scythe-offical is my PARTNER!!! My pookie-pie-offical!!! My history nerd and best friend forever!!!

@ur-least-fav-gal-offical is my BFF (she’s actually so great, she’s honestly like my most favourite girl)

@murder--offical is my weird cousin

@cthulhu-offical is my great great (one more great?) grandparent (and secretly cool)

@avhira is my BESTIE

Favourite books:

The Inheritance Cycle

The Summer Dragon

Girls of Paper and Fire series

Girl, Serpent, Thorn

Shadow of the Fox series

Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children 

I Am Number Four series 

Scapegracers series

Immortal Rules: Blood of Eden

Little Thieves duology

Skyhunter duology

Red Rising series

This Mortal Coil

Rust in the Root

Where the Dark Stands Still

Rebel of the Sands trilogy

Red, White, and Royal Blue

The Graceling universe

The Fifth Season series

The Stormlight Archives

Farseer Trilogy

Ender’s Game

The Will of the Many

Insignia trilogy

Shoot me an ask with your recommendations if you feel the need

Reccommended already:

The Stand - Stephen King

They Both Die at the End

Worm - Wildbow

Spirit Animals - Brandon Mull

Keys to the Kingdom

Troubletwisters

Pathfinder (I may have already read it, but I’ll read it again!!)

Murderbot Diaries

Fugitive Telemetry

[evilpineapple-offical]

No clue where this originates, but mods mum sent it to xyr

[jerico3193]

[frizz01percy]

this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies

[xan-thos-blog]

We need to reblog this so much that the post breaks

[bittymoonbear-deactivated201807]

Do not like

[secret-unicorn-sierra-blog]

Keep. Reblogging.

[dawn-machine-official]

If we reblog enough we could save it

[vwidjojo]

Reblogged at 1.7 M notes

[weirdo09]

reblogged at 1.8M notes

[earhartsease]

how did this lose over 5k notes

[cybermax]

I’m glad we cost Yahoo 2 billion dollars.

[cybernetic-divinity-deactivated]

it’s like a perfectly preserved body at Pompei

[jjsbizarreadveyj]

Finding this on my normal dash is like taking a stroll through the Park and suddently stumbeling upon the Codex Hammurabi just lying there.

[gayinsanitysquared]

Just saw a snap story (yes I’m on snapchat I’m only there to snap my mother because she’s a tad odd) where this girl said she wished she was a gay guy so she could date gay guys and just be a gay guy in general

Babes. People who wanna be women (ie - cis women, trans women, etc) don’t think that. (At least in my experience, that’s how I figured out I was trans)

Should I snap her back and tell her she should look into being trans/enby

Yes

Obviously yes

No wtf

My button gerroff

Voting ended onMay 13

[my-dailydreams]

[thulium]

[kosmogrl]

[threefeline]

"You will often be subjected to uncomfortable situations in public and you should learn to navigate that" and "if you play your music out loud in a public hike then the other hikers should be allowed to hunt you for sport" are two sentiments that can and should co-exist

[god-offical]

Man you won’t believe some of the planets you guys will never ever see. There’s one that I covered it in breading and deep fried it, there’s one with continents perfectly formed to spell out the meaning of life in comic sans, and who can forget the one where I put all my messed-up creations to fight to the death on a planet that is a perfectly smooth red orb 200 kilometers wide

[gayinsanitysquared]

I thought you put all the messed up creations on a blue and green planet locally called Dirt….

[snipemeout]

UGH IM OUT OF IDEAS AGAIN. WHAT DO I EVEN DO. DO I JUST DROP IT A BUNCH. IM GONNA DO THAT HONESTLY

[gayinsanitysquared]

Drop it like it’s hot

[what-even-is-thiss]

I’ve never seen a lot of my mom’s artwork before now because until recently it made my dad too upset to go through it but he’s in a better place now so we’re going through her artwork and tbh I didn’t know that she was this hilarious.

There’s a bunch of random jagged pieces of bronze that she made and put in a velvet lined box that she titled “tools for hurting people” which is frankly hilarious

She also made a quilt in the cutesy fun colors of a Valentine’s Day card but all of the hearts on it are anatomically correct human hearts. I love that one.

[teaboot]

I’m not Christian, I don’t go to church anymore, and my pastor died, but when he was alive I’d sometimes go to his sermons and I remember one time he said “it feels good to hate, but we know that it isn’t allowed, so when we’re told that we’re allowed to hate someone we get so excited that we forget we’re supposed to love”, and if my humble atheist ass might borrow some church talk I’d like to perhaps submit that

[teaboot]

Anyhow sometimes on the day to day I feel disgust or revulsion and I have to ask myself “is this a danger to anyone at all or am I just looking for something I’m allowed to hate” and a solid 98/100 times it’s the latter so once again thank you pastor D

[gravitybrawls]

Who would win a fist fight?

Robbie

Wendy

Voting ended onApr 4

Submitted by @left-lateral-incisor's younger sibling

[gayinsanitysquared]

There is a right answer.

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

when I choose the most popular response in a subjective tumblr poll: oh hell yeah I chose the correct response. I am going to get a good grade in tumblr poll, a thing that is normal to want and possible to achieve.

when I choose the least popular response in a subjective tumblr poll: I am a tastemaker. a trailblazer. avant-garde. the uncultured masses cannot fathom the secret depths of my genius.

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Me, tears streaming down my face, sobbing, as I stare at the stars: it’s just so beautiful

The medieval peasant I went back in time to give a bag of Doritos to, concerned: what terrible and powerful sorcerers they must have in your age, to be able to veil the vault of heaven itself from view, as you say

Me, sniffling: I didn’t realize, I can’t, it’s so much, I, I… are the chips good, at least?

Medieval peasant, trying to make me feel better: they’re… magical, strange traveler

[gayinsanitysquared]

I GOT THE TUMBLR APP!!!!!!!

Now everybody like this so I can get the notifications on my phone. I wanna see what happens.

[oppossum-offical]

WE HAVE WON SHAPES INC NO LONGER HAS AN ACCOUNT