boot theory

[gaykeats]

i think i go insane anytime i start to want

[iamaine]

repeating this to myself as a list of daily affirmations

[dogpuppy]

[andhumanslovedstories]

There’s an emotion only unlocked when you live in a house with multiple stories. I call it “the stair emotion” and it’s when you realize the object you need is on the other side of yet another trip up and down those goddamn stairs. It’s the closest I get to transcending the desire for material goods. Maybe I don’t need that notebook. Maybe I don’t need anything.

[00000066]

[probuccalfat]

venus planet of love was destroyed by global warming and me i feel also not so good

[dogpuppy]

[precevazia]

like what if i go to the kitchen at night to get some water and an underwater cave system is there

[carolsturka]

how it feels to talk about anything at all

[itsnotwhatimlike]

embarrassment has good bones

[beansfrombeans]

mutual on my left trying to get pregnant. mutual on my right starts high school next year. and me i have done some of the dishes

[dogpuppy]

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[fireknightqueelign]

thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real

[taraxippos]

There is definitely a phenomena where people try SO hard to avoid anthropomorphism they end up looping around into this quasi-religious stance that humans have some essential non-biological quality that sets us apart from other animals. Like being so cautious about how you describe emotion experienced by a nonhuman animal that you go "that animal is not 'happy' it's just demonstrating a response to positive stimuli and receiving chemical reward signals" as if that's not also what human emotion is at the fundamental level.

[2colde]

the implication of saying hi

[berdymane]

Saying hi ending explained

[imp]

bitches will get a girlfriend and stop posting on tumblr... what part of "we need you to blog" did you not understand 😐

[shopcat]

look at this wonderful gif of scallops getting scared and scattering like a flock pigeons

[elioftheasphodel]

whatever. go my scallops

[whitachi]

last night I had the experience of "referencing a tumblr post that you think is widely known but turns out to not be as widely known as you thought it was" last night and it was this post. whatever. go my scallops