u wanna kiss me so bad

all pirates are gay. yo hoe hoe.

[gayrussianassassin]

feeling emotionally unstable so i changed my profile picture and username. makes me wonder why therapy is so expensive.

[gayrussianassassin]

how was i supposed to know to put ‘putin stepping down during a us election and being overshadowed by gay homophobia on spn’ on my 2020 bingo card?

[seongpinkhwa]

reminder that biden wants to:

raise the minimum wage to $15 an hour

scrap past marijuana convictions

make college free for two years

increase the pay for teachers, particularly in underfunded schools

significantly increase taxes on the rich (both direct wealth taxes along with additional taxes on major corporations)

have universal background checks for firearm purchases

get us back into the paris agreement in order to switch to clean energy by 2035 (and his plan has been outlined already and the first few steps have been specified)

end the cocaine sentencing disparity (as it is deeply racist)

abolish the death penalty

support a government mandated 12 weeks of paid family leave for workers

eliminate private prisons

this man fully acknowledges the science behind climate change (unlike trump), wants to work to fix certain racist elements in american society (unlike trump), supports the lower and middle classes (unlike trump), is willing to put his money where his mouth is (unlike trump), and isn’t a full on fascist that ignores the global pandemic and takes the side of neo-nazis and white supremacists (unlike trump). biden is miles better than trump. is he the ideal candidate? no, but he is willing to work towards making the USA a more progressive place and that is the first step we need to take. vote blue.

[barnesandco]

charities to donate to in honor of Chadwick Boseman:

colon cancer organizations

black cancer fundraisers

support for young black people in the arts

mental health resources:

mental health resources for black people

an article on coping with the death of a celebrity

world suicide hotlines:

[sangriazouis]

attached are also numbers for worldwide suicide hotlines. please reach out for help if you’re feeling hopeless.

[gayrussianassassin]

our school has these posters that read “silence is an anagram for listen, you can’t have one without the other”. my question: if it is silent what the hell are we listening to?

[gayrussianassassin]

i’ve not been on here in a while but like, i have stupid shit i wanna say and twitter’s kinda mean so you’re stuck with me

[gayrussianassassin]

peter: if you’re super duper stressed, clap your hands

peter: if you’re super duper stressed, clap your hands

peter: if you’re super duper stressed, clap your hands

peter: if you’re super duper stressed and mentally depressed and not even well dressed, clap your hands

[gayrussianassassin]

happy valentine’s day 😘

[gayrussianassassin]

peter: i’ve reached a point in my life where i’m so stressed that i’m in a state, beyond anxiety, of constant calm

peter: that being said, i think a little more stress could just about push me into complete hysteria so that’s gonna be fun

[gayrussianassassin]

rhodey: i’m hungry

nat: hi hungry, i’m tired

tony: hi tired, i’m dead inside

steve: hi dead inside, i’m severely concerned

[gayrussianassassin]

Here’s a picture of Evangeline Lilly in a crown because she is, in fact, a queen 👑

[gayrussianassassin]

okay but like... we’re probably gonna get a white widow!nat funko

[gayrussianassassin]

i would like to personally thank natasha romanoff for reviving the marvel fandom and just doing a good job overall

[gayrussianassassin]

Thor: if you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands

Loki: *silence*

Valkyrie: *silence*

Bruce: *hesitant claps*

[gayrussianassassin]

We need to talk more about how noodles are just wet spaghetti

[gayrussianassassin]

this picture gives off vibes but I can’t explain what vibes it’s vibing, it’s just vibing vibes and honestly that sums up Jake Gyllenhaal