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Boys and their weird pets
comic for The Suckening zine by me and @periwinklemoonlight :J!!
this picture is really funny actually. let’s all suffer the horrors and not tell condi
a normal person knows markiplier as "guy who screams at games"
a markiplier fan knows him as "guy who made fun of us for being too obsessed with details bc we assumed the very obvious coloring of a shot was intentional when he literally also used color to convey the exact same thing we thought that shot was conveying just not in that shot only to turn around and also make fun of us for not assuming that each individual shot in a fast-paced party montage before the inciting incident even happened would be foreshadowing the entire story as if a guy doing a keg stand representing his tragic fate would somehow be obvious to anyone"
some of these iron lung reviewers never would've lasted a day in the wkm trenches
fr they have it so easy like simon isn't even two people and a house
they're lucky mark only played one character
There's not even multidimensional timelines interconnected through a wormhole crystal to worry about idk why people had such a hard time with this
I think as a whole, me included once I learn how, we should draw jrwi guys as pictures of their players more often
Below I will give some examples + Ideas
Dakota + William
Rumi
Shilo Bathory
Vyncent Sol
Chip Bastard
Arthur Bennett
Emizel Tucker
Kian Stone
Gillion Tidestrider
Theo + Emizel and Shilo OR William + Vyncent and Tide ORRRR Albatrio
Post Edit:
I’ve decided to make a pinterest board for those who want more/easier access
Explore a hand-picked collection of Pins about Jrwi Guy References on Pinterest.
Good Luck post exam weeks, only one week left for most of us, see you all soon.
Sentient species that are food in Star Wars
In the galaxy far far away food is like in most sci fi properties:
- some colorful fruits and vegetables
- soups and blobs with unrecognizable ingredients, sometimes disgusting and played for laughs
- regular food, like bread or milk
- regular food/dish but written/pronounced in a different way etc. (sandwich called sliders)
- regular food/dish but made of different ingredients/from a different animal, like bantha butter etc.
What's most unique about star wars is that it addresses that different species might mistake/see other species as a potential lunch.
Unlike our definition of cannibalism, which is also mentioned in star wars, one would be considered a cannibal not only for eating someone of their own kind, but also other sentient being.
You are not a cannibal because you ate a steak from a cow, despite what some vegetarians might say.
But what if someday we meet an alien species that looks like cows ? Obviously we wouldn't eat them, but if they saw themselves in creatures that we eat that would make future interactions awkward for both of us.
Now I'm going to list every instance of cannibalism (both types) in star wars that I know of. Also I'll try to guess which species eats others the most and which gets eaten the most. Feel free to add more if I missed any.
1. Bossk had cannibalistic tendencies. He ate his siblings before they hatched and later his father when he defeated him. He also likes to eat Zanibar and Wookiees. It's not really clear whether it's a norm for his kind or just Bossk being a ruthless killer. It's well established in legends and cannon that Trandoshans hunt sentient being for trophies, not so much for food. They also have a costume of eating their shed skin after a long post. Trandoshan liver is also apparently a delicacy for some people. Unless it's just a sick joke.
Those lizard are very versatile, they eat others, each other, themselves and can be eaten.
2. Previously mentioned Zanibar, their religion demanded frequent sacrifice of sentients. It was believed that the rituals involved a feast of their enemies' bodies to give their life forces as a sacrifice to their gods. Maybe it's better for everybody that they are one of Bossk's favorite miles.
3. Certain Hutts were known to eat their enemies. They are also fond of a drink made off Rodians. Maybe that's why Jabba got so many Rodian bounty hunters, if they died or failed him, he could just eat them.
4. Humans aren't much better. Dezono Qua who lived during the rise of the Galactic Empire, was a known cannibal; he purchased slaves at market and had his droid cook them. Resa Greenbark, a Nosaurian, was one of the unfortunate slaves bought for food. "She was something…special."- Dezono Qua
Certain Human cannibals were known to roam throughout the cities and wilderness of the planet Tatooine. Where else, am I right ?
5. The insectoid Colicoids were known cannibals, eating off-worlders who landed on their homeworld and sometimes capturing vessels which passed too close.
6. The Rakatan individual known as The One forced many species to revert to this practice.
7. Karkarodon are known for ripping apart their enemies with their teeth. They can also go on a feeding frenzy on sentient beings when hungry or in rage. Riff Tamson munched on Mon Calamari, Gungans, Quareen and Clone Troopers aka Mandalorians aka Humans.
8. Ewoks considered humanoid flesh a delicacy, they prepare fires in anticipation of eating Han, Luke and Chewbacca to absorb their power. They were about to eat some Stormtroopers/Humans but Leia and Han stopped them and gave them ration sticks instead. At least one member of the species wanted to eat a Nautolan and a Rodian.
9. Chewbacca, a Wookiee, was fed Han Solo, a human. Of course he didn't eat Han, but how long was he there and what was he eating till their meeting.
10. The reptilian Marits were traditionally cannibals, as well, though the Marits' only ate those who had already died, and did so as a means of disposing of the bodies in a way they deemed beneficial to the living.
I would say that Trandoshans and Hutts are the ones that eat other species the most. Going by how common both species are, how much Hutts eat and Trandoshans hunt.
The ones getting eaten the most are Humans and Rodians, because they are one of the most common species, are rather easy to kill and come up multiple times in my research.
you can be peeling a boiled egg and think to yourself wow. that was so simple. and then you peel another one and it’s like being in the throes of war. shell everywhere. egg mangled. tears in your eyes. that’s how god keeps you humble
its tough out there but so am i
episode 1
Qui-Gon: Does anyone else’s padawan come over and stare at you for no reason and before you can ask what’s wrong with them they hiccup and you realize they somehow expect you to fix their hiccups for them?
Mace: To be fair? Your face is probably the scariest thing Obi-Wan has ever seen, so write that down-
Qui-Gon: :/ if I try to scare him he’ll probably have a heart attack. Or at least a panic attack.
Tahl: Just start asking about that poem he turned in for a creative writing assignment and it gave the teacher a True Vision. He panics whenever Bant tries to bring it up.
Qui-Gon: The one about me getting bit by a spider and taking a nap? Yeah. No thanks. That one scares me too.
Tahl: I’m sorry, Qui, you’ll just have to deal with him looking at you when he has hiccups.
Qui-Gon: 😭 he’s so fucking cute and it makes me feel guilty but I didn’t even cause that 😭
Mace: That’s okay, tbh, you SHOULD feel guilty when you look at him :)
For those of you that didn’t read my tags???? Obi be rockin up to Qui-Gon like ‘🥺🤯🥺’ and Qui feels so guilty like HE caused this every time and Obi is just sitting there like ‘🥺🤯🥺🥺🤯🥺🤯🥺🥺🥺🤯😭’ and honestly???? This is MUTUAL torture. Which is why Obi does it.
As someone with chronic hiccups, those emojis are 100% correct. Maybe with an angery face or two thrown in
Obi-Wan: 😣😖😫🤯😭😭🥺🥺🥺🤯🥺🤯🥺🥺🤯😡😡😡😡🥺🥺🥺🥺🤯😤😡
Qui-Gon: *feeling rage in the force* um, maybe some meditation will help?
Obi-Wan: 🥺🥺🥺🤯😭😭😭🤯🤢😭
Qui-Gon: *frazzled, looking for bitty Obi-Wan* Ah, Master, there you are. Have you seen my padawan?
Dooku: *elegant as usual, reading calmly* Nope.
Qui-Gon: *squints at suspicious Baby-Wan shaped lump under Dooku's robe* Are you sure?
Dooku: Yes. No padawans have been sighted in this area. Goodbye.
Obi-Wan Lump: *giggles hysterically*
Qui-Gon:
Qui-Gon: When was I displaced as your favorite, is what I want to know.😟
Dooku: The moment I saw Obi-Wan. *flips page* Now scram.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THIS IS SO ADORABLE
also Baby-Wan is the most adorable name 🥹
First words for various Star Wars characters
Qui-Gon: “Why?” I know toddler Qui-Gon was already questioning everything
Obi-Wan: “ Tea?” the crèche masters are just “you can’t drink tea, you are a baby. Obi-Wan cries.
Anakin: “Go!!” Shmi hears this as Anakin zooming around, watching a podrace, seeing a slave escape. Just Go!!
Ahsoka: “Bad!” Points at certain council members and is just “Bad!” Plo Koon is just “oh no” when Ahsoka points at Ki Adi Mundi and is just “baaad.”
Sabine: “Boom!!” Ursa and Alrich are just 🙂. This is fine as they see Sabine toddling around the place, finger paint in each hand…and on the walls
Ezra: “Ghost!” Mira and Ephraim are freaked out as Ezra is literally pointing up at the stars at nothing but Ezra is still smiling and saying “Ghost!”
Luke: “Hi!” Beru is caught off guard but crying. Owen says he isn’t but his heart melts as he says bi back to Luke.
Leia: “No!!” Bail and Breha love their princess but they are tired. Just always “Nooooo!!”
“Isn’t the idea supposed to be ‘you saved my life, now I owe you a debt’?”
“Nope. Other way round. You saved my life, so now I’m your problem. If you don’t like it, then kill me.”
“God wanted me dead, now you get to find out why.”
How dare you be funnier than me
I HAVE SEARCHED EVERYWHERE FOR THIS, THANK GAWD. Still as funny as ever
it's very important jedi-nightsister research ok
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finally delivering on cal meeting anakin in the skywalkers apart au <3
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i was always here
Father and son together
In this two-issue story, Baby-Wan has already
Jumped out of a spaceship onto a separate spaceship, just to get shot at.
Taken out a tunnel full of assassin droids by himself.
Had an intense conversation with his master about a disturbing moral dilemma.
Been forced to listen to boring petty rich people talk about money, politics, and various love affairs for hours straight.
He is DONE.
P.S.: Qui-Gon literally let him deck this guy even though he's right there, and doesn't mention it later. I think he was waiting to see how far Obi-Wan would go on this awful mission before he snapped. 😂