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I'm Kendall & you've found my blog, my condolences -This blog will have anything I feel like putting on it 

[howtogrowthefuckup]

Budgeting 101: An Introduction to Not Screwing Yourself Over Every Month

Hello and welcome to Budgeting 101. I’m The Responsible Adult and I’m here to help you manage your money and figure out what you can actually afford on your piss-poor salary.

I’ve created some budgeting spreadsheets for y'all ranging from super simple to very detailed. You can download them here. Explanations & (very basic) budgeting guide behind the cut.

WARNING: MATH SKILLS REQUIRED. HAHA, SUCKERS, YOU THOUGHT YOU WOULDN’T USE THIS IN REAL LIFE.

Keep reading

[spoon-crossing]

[fwuitgummi]

literally can’t stop this abt this like the love that went into this.

[xxxxxxxxxxxxvxxxxcccccc-deactiv]

no but seriously you guys like they just fucking described homestuck in 3 paragraphs and it actually makes fucking sense

[snoopdoggebooks-deactivated2014]

oh my god

[ghastlyglazed]

how

[chernobylkinsmen-deactivated201]

Any of my followers wondering what Homestuck is: here.

[trustedroot]

it makes sense

how

[mingesu-deactivated20180425]

Wh-

[flatluigi]

how many iterations of this did it take for such a good summary to happen

[heckifiknowcomics]

[lord-brixie]

Every time I see this I’m equally unprepared for the punchline bc I forget it’s a joke until the end

[foxyfandoms]

Pour one out guys.

Emuparadise, one of the biggest sources for Roms and ISOs for 18 years finally caved to the bullying of game publishers that don’t care about archiving and preserving games and will no longer host roms.

https://www.emuparadise.me/emuparadise-changing.php

So send up one last salute for a site that helped paved the way in preserving games as we have to now go and dig deeper in the bowels of the internet for these games in the future.

[sorcererlance]

man, now I gotta find other sources to fill up my NES and SNES Classics with

[foxyfandoms]

Really sucks because Emuparadise one of the last “safe” Rom sites so now we’re stuck with shady databases full of ads and fake-download buttons that are like navigating the untamed jungle.

[uguu]

[lunchu]

https://the-eye.eu/

https://vimm.net/

PLEASE take a look at these two sites. both are complete legit sites for ROM downloads. the UI is clean, professional looking, and easy to navigate and there’s no ads or other bullshit. im actually disappointed i didnt know about these sites earlier

[shittyidea]

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[achtung-babey]

Jokes on you I read Homestuck

[prokopetz]

Just as the phrase “what the entire fuck” implies the existence of fractional fucks, the phrase “what the absolute fuck” implies the existence of both positive and negative fucks (or else there would be no need for an absolute value operation). Taken together with the phrase “what the actual fuck” (which implies the existence of imaginary fucks), we may thus conclude that fuckery is isomorphic with the complex field.

[imfeelinghappiness]

Apps To Kill Time On

Keep seeing some posts circulating about popular websites and wanted to make a version for apps.

These are apps I’m way too addicted to. Am I missing any?

P.S. I’m on an iPhone so these are iPhone apps, but probably have an Android version too.

Edit: Sorry for all the time I’ve taken away from your life

Spellbound - addictive horror 👻 and romance stories

Bettr - the reason my friends are jealous of my Insta

Commaful - popular fanfiction, story, and poetry community 👑

Sweatcoin - get paid to walk

Helix Jump - legit the most addicting game on my phone

Out of Tune - win cash by guessing songs

Baseball Boy - addicting game where you smash a ⚾️

Dune! - Ride the sand dunes like a baller!! so much fun

Color Meme - color in all dem dank memes (surprisingly relaxing)

Sling Drift - beep beep - level 70 is insane 🚗

Ball Gates - it’s surprisingly fun to navigate balls through gates

Bumper - kill them all!!!!! 😈 (i alway win)

1Q - get paid to answer simple questions

Circle Pool - make balls xplode!!! 

Impossible Bottle Flip - mindlessly addicting

Hole - fuck up a city muahaha

Snakes Vs. Blocks - even more fun than the original snake hehe

Tenkyu - tilt your phone and watch the relaxing magic happen

Twenty48 Solitaire - put your sexy math skills to the test

Tornado - be a tornado and destroy everythinggg

Knock Balls - shoot down blocks with a canon - surprisingly relaxing

Pick The Gold - find the gold and diamonds!

Wishbone - fun game for comparing stuff like hair, celebs, sports

Swell - get a free $50 when you deposit $50 (and then take it out hehe)

Dosh - get paid to shop

Yarn - stories that are seriously creepy af

You’re welcome 😉

[godisafuckingbeachboy]

[itsscaredycat]

I’VE BEEN HELLBENT BABY

[systlin]

So apparently Senators Collins and Murkowski have pissed of the white male members of the GOP to the point where some members have said that they’d challenge them to a duel if they were in South Texas

Anyway so I’m calling Rep. Farenthold later to accept on Sen. Collin’s behalf and I’m choosing Fists. Can take place in Iowa because if two parties agree to mutual combat, under state law it is totally legal here.

[systlin]

And if he accepts yes I will stream that shit live don’t be silly.

[systlin]

And after I beat his ass once for Collins, I will duel him again on Murkowski’s behalf.

Square up, bitch.

[nyokoko]

OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU SO MUCH GOD CSPAN BOUT TO BE LIT

[systlin]

Submitted

[frenzy5150]

[systlin]

SO I CALLED HIS DC OFFICE AND SAID BASICALLY THE SAME THING I SENT VIA EMAIL. 

After about 20 seconds of dead silence, the staffer let out kinda a little laugh and said “Well ma’m, I’ll be happy to pass on your…”

“I’m not joking.”

“Ma’m?”

“You think I’m joking. I am dead serious. You want my address? Or I’ll meet him at the airport. I am absolutely serious about this. Oh, and as the challenged party, I get to pick weapons. I choose fists.”

Another 20 seconds of somehow even deeper silence.

“I…I’ll pass your challenge on to the congressman.”

“No. He issued the challenge. I’m accepting. Unless he’s backing out like the spineless coward he is.”

More silence. “I…I’ll let Congressman Farenthold know, ma’m.”

“You do that.”

ANYWAY SO HOW DID YOU ALL SPEND YOUR LUNCH BREAK TODAY.

[themonstermesh-blog]

I LOVE THIS DO IT B

[dzamie]

followup when

[systlin]

FOLLOW UP; He has proved himself a faithless coward and refused to meet me in honest physical combat, so I cursed him. Specifically, called on his past misdeeds to be visited upon him and justice he’s evaded  to find him. 

He’s now retiring after his history of sexually assaulting women came to light and will not be seeking re-election anywhere. 

[badscienceshenanigans-deactivat]

reblog to bring truth out of her well to fisticuffs mankind

[fidoruh]

You are my hero

[captainlordauditor]

Dr James Barry, the first doctor to perform a successful C section wherein both mother and child survived, was a huge champion of handwashing at a time when most doctors didn’t wash their hands. For this reason, many of the chilldbirths he delivered resulted in healthier babies and mothers. He was also a gay trans man, who specifically wrote that upon his death he wished for his body to be taken in its nightshirt, wrapped in his sheets as a shroud, and placed into the coffin so that nobody would see his body. His wishes were not respected, and as a result he was outed at his death.

[captainlordauditor]

i’ve also been informed he had a poodle. He named his poodle Psyche. I’d just like to congratulate him on being an excellent human being, who not only pioneered modern medicine but also had good taste in dogs. that is all.

[captainlordauditor]

types of responses to this post

i thought this was fake but it’s not

here’s the sawbones episode about him

cis people

[asymbina]

He was also reportedly quite the ladies’ man, and he’d apparently carried a child to term and gave birth.

[nunchler]

he’s one of my favorite historical figures and ive read a lot on him including the biography Scanty Particulars by Rachel Holmes. a lot of the details of his life are difficult to figure out, partly cause he was very private and partly cause he had so many rumors surrounding him. here are some of my fave facts about him:

-he was very concerned with protecting poor people, women and people of color, aka all the people most of upper class british society at the time cared the least about. he worked to reform prisons and hospitals in south africa at risk to his own career, and also improved the conditions under which poor enlisted british soldiers and their families lived

-he was kind of a known hothead. he was rumored to have fought at least one duel (probably not true though). florence nightingale hated him even though they had similar ideas about medicine because they had such a clash of personalities in the brief time they worked together

-he was a vegetarian and took a goat with him on sea voyages so he could always have fresh milk

-even though he had an abrasive personality and made a lot of enemies, his patients, especially the women, really loved him because they felt like he knew what he was doing and actually cared about their health

-he died poor because the british army ripped him off >:/

edit i almost forgot the best thing. he didn’t just have one poodle named psyche. he had a bunch. when one died he would get a new poodle and name that one psyche too

[the-real-seebs]

“i thought your poodle died?”

“psyche!” [poodle comes trotting in]

[captainlordauditor]

this is the best response

[gehayi]

Photo of Dr. James Barry in the late 1840s:

You can read more about Dr. Barry here.

[neverthere12345]

[colormipretty]

Stop littering!!

[imonlyadumpling]

Holy shit, in heels as well

[tokillapromqueen-deactivated201]

What song is this?

[jellygay]

So that's how to reference with digital art. Cool. Thanks for sharing it.

It is! I always make sure to try and break the pose into shapes and work from there. I also like to use arrows to show the flow of the pose!!! I then open it next to my picture and draw the shapes scaled up in size as I draw on a 4000px x 4000px canvas usually. You can also use posemaniacs.com for referencing, if you scroll down the right side and click “model” it has hands, a torso, and a head for practicing with.

Here’s 2 examples!!!

Making someone bigger than ref’d person:

Making someone smaller than ref’d person:

HOPE THIS HELPS EVEN MORE SO!

[thequantumqueer]

Fact #1: laser sights don’t help your aim; they’re highly inaccurate at any range longer than a couple dozen yards and only good for rapid target acquisition

Fact #2: absolutely every precision shooter knows this

Fact #3: almost nobody else knows this because movies have erroneously taught people that snipers paint a red dot on the target’s chest before they shoot them

Fact #4: any nazi who notices a red dot on their chest while giving a speech is going to immediately stop talking and get off the stage, probably while shitting themself

Fact #5: laser pointers are cheap, legal, and easy to conceal, and unless there’s smoke or dust or something in the air, theres no way to know where it’s coming from

[theperksofbeingaperk]

[jinxfmrl]

https://archive.org/details/DontBeaS1947

Here’s the whole video. It’s called “Don’t Be A Sucker” and it’s 17 minutes long.

[republicansareahategroup]

don’t just scroll past this actually watch it, it’s only 2 minutes long. If you re-recorded this today word for word with modern actors and places, it wouldn’t even look out of place as a PSA