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Kuzon | 28 | they/them

[trustedroot]

I know it's not very "good vibes only" of me but Bob I hope you live a life of misery and loneliness. I hope you die alone. I hope your mom tells you what a disappointment you are. I hope none of your dreams come true. I hope your children all cut you off. I hope you go to sleep replaying all your mistakes in your head. I hope you regret the last ten years for the rest of your days. I hope you never have a good meal again in your life. I hope you get a pebble stuck in your shoe. I hope you feel like the fuckup you are. You fumbled my MOM you fucking idiot go kill yourself

[trustedroot]

I'M NOT DONE ACTUALLY

I hope you eat a soft food and bite down on something hard. I hope your toilet backs up into the bathtub. I hope your favorite shows get canceled. I hope you trip and bruise a kneecap. I hope your car breaks down on the freeway. I hope you suddenly develop a peanut allergy. I hope you travel abroad and get your passport stolen. I hope you live every day with the shame and guilt and embarrassment of what you have done. I hope you know what a pathetic fucking worm you are.

[spankerella]

@ perfectunion

[massachusetts-official]

Official Post of Massachusetts

[drarry]

Imagine being the gays at a pride event in 2004 living their lives when someone grabs the microphone and announces to the room that Ronald Reagan was pronounced dead. Can you even imagine the hype, the celebration, the pure elation

[drarry]

This is the Pride Month that It will happen. I feel it in my gay bones

[broken-horn-of-equius]

[felysha]

Jonathan Joss was an Indigenous, gay man who was murdered on the first day of Pride month as well as Indigenous History Month. He died protecting his trans husband. Homophobia and racism aren’t marks of the past, and this is a heart breaking reminder of that.

Praying for a safe journey back to the spirit world, Uncle ❤️‍🩹🦅

[felysha]

Today is the anniversary of the death of Jonathan Joss (King of the Hill, Parks and Rec). Jonathan Joss was an Indigenous, gay man who died protecting his transgender husband, on the first day of Pride month. Today we remember him and how he protected his family.

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

you get out of the shower after feeling a strange chill and written on your bathroom mirror in blood are the words PUTTING RAISINS IN FRIED RICE

[hibi-flower]

sources: unknown // unknown // maplepecanpastry on tumblr // ashmanathletics on tiktok // i saw the tv glow (2024) // pray for me by kendrick lamar // unknown // what are you waiting for? by derald cannon jr. // unknown // unknown // drunk drivers/killer whales by car seat headrest // polekingrasputin on instagram

on waiting / on saving yourself

[i-was-once-a--tortoise]

travelling back to the paleolithic era to explain to a neanderthal that in the future there will be food that is simultaneously disgusting and also the best tasting food you've ever eaten. the neanderthal nods and says "oh yeah we have that" and leads me to a clearing in the woods where a perfectly normal mcdonalds sits.

[homo-neandertalensis]

Look outBig tooth cat in play place

[peemil]

me sexting: if that is amenable to you

[castielchitaqua]

not a miss not a mr but a secret third thing (MSc)

[ki11ustr4tions]

How yall feel bout werewolves

[glowcowboy]

she 🫪 on my 🫪 till i 🫪

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i love how Indeed is like

tailored for you! here’s your shortlist of job opportunities that perfectly match your preferences and abilities as an artist with clerical career skills:

-booger farmer (45 miles away)

-astronaut (5 minutes away)

[cheaphalloweencostume]

and neither of them are actually hiring

[goodgirl-inc]

[sophiesalacia]

[tamamita]

I don't think we're bullying Airy enough tbf

[tamamita]

Unfortunately, most of my mutuals would rather be in the same situation, so to rephrase it, I'M not bullying Airy enough

[dark-hell-princess-tamamolandia]

[tamamita]

THEY KILLED HER FOR THIS

[tamamoland-dark-queen-of-gehenna]

[trickstar-tamamolandia]

[demon-queen-tamamolandia]

[tamamita]

...

[tamamita]

What the fuck is happening??

[tamamolandael]

[magi-magi-tamamoland-chan]

[magia-tamamoland]

[the-tamamoland-of-ill-omen]

[eye0ewe]

7 dead accounts. Zero violations. This is retributive.

[atelier-tamamoland]

10 actually with 12 terminations and 0 appeals granted

[underpaid-tamamoland-employee]

[dark-spirit-tamamoland]

first day of pride month they randomly terminate a transfem's account for literally no reason no email no nothing

[tamamowand]

this is a really good look for your shitass website matt

[tamamoland-with-a-gun]

[fuckyeah2000s]

this is actually legitness

[scrungly420]

Gotta add the spiritual successor (among us medallion) + live among us reaction

[shamebats]

Oh come on lady, you can't deny a man his gaycation

[shamebats]

You must surrender yourself mind, body and soul to the gaycation or be destroyed

[shamebats]

Someone on reddit already suggested a sapphibbatical

[the-haiku-bot]

Someone on reddit

already suggested a

sapphibbatical

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[mechanica1-hands]

how could you leave out the best part—the aquarium bit

[shamebats]

"become a fish" (gay)

[ladyananas]

men will jump through an entire circus' worth of hoops rather than admitting they're bi

[helpless--romantics]

[theivorybilledwoodpecker]

The level of mental hoops that guy had to jump through to say to his wife, "No, honey! Of course I wouldn't be cheating on you! Sex during gaycations doesn't count!"

[theivorybilledwoodpecker]

Holy fucking shit! It gets trippier!

I mean, I feel horrible for the OP and her SIL...but "surrender to the gaycation" made me laugh way more than I should have.

[emilynyaaa]

this is an insane story

[flickering-leaves]

“Some men never return”

Helpppppp 😭

[brightlotusmoon]

[harperhug]

Um…here’s the reddit link? I’m speechless.

[handageddon]

Don't worry honey, all the other men on gaycation aren't real people and they stop existing after. Hey, where's all the homophoboa coming from suddenly?

[mananabuffins]

That's the beauty of the gaycation!

[authoratmidnight]

It get wilder. I only found out about this b/c of a youtube video reading the Gaycation post but, this isn't even the first one.

7 years ago someone posted this-

And 5 years a different user posted this-

What is happening with these people??? What weird ass cult did they find??

[catboy-artist]

I read the shithead guy’s rambling in Nagito Komaeda’s voice

[mlembug]

"some men never return because they're "totally feminized" into the state of permanent "pseudo-gayness"" is my favourite line out of the entire post

[greelin]

at some point the term “luxury apartments” needs to be reevaluated

[greelin]

like call it that all you want but i live here. have lived here. “Luxury” is not what i am experiencing