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a far too self-obsessed teenager who's made up of heart wrenching quotes and pathetic one liners.

[qilberts]

[deadlinejon]

political comics that are just kids holding books and going “what’s this?????? not a electronic? no computer???not phone?? how can be??” will always crack me up

[deadlinejon]

[hyperchaotix]

I think old people do this just to feel better about themselves because they don’t know how to use a computer and think that it works the other way around for some reason.

[pancakeke]

I fixed it

[jamesrbarnes]

(x)

[random-windstorm-deactivated202]

As Evans gets into the elevator to ascend to Marvel’s floor, he politely holds the door for other passengers hurrying back from lunch. All of them recognize Cap, even in his civilian clothes, but nobody geeks out. Pretty soon, the elevator is packed, shoulder to shoulder. As the doors close, someone says: “Now he’s going to beat all of us up.” Evans laughs and turns around to break the taboo of no eye-contact. “I think about that every time I’m in one of these things,” he says.

Inside the secret room where Captain America: Civil War was born (via random-windstorm)

[copperbadge]

Feed The Body, Nourish The Soul

[frightfullytreeish]

au where tony is a really avant garde michilen star chef who does crazy shit with LIQUID NITROGEN and FOAMS and MENTAL TASTE COMBINATIONS and steve is a classically trained chef who has turned his back on the snobbery of the classical kitchen to make food affordable and bruce is one of those guys who seems super quiet but once he’s in the kitchen he shouts at you in french and throws pans everywhere and shit and shield is a really weird high concept restaurant where like all the food is served in the dark and the menu is a secret and natasha and clint probably COOK IT IN THE DARK TOO and obviously thor is making BIG BOLD TRENDY NORWEIGAN FUSION FOOD NEW KID ON THE BLOCK OOH

and they all unite against loki who is an overly critical food critic I guess

[copperbadge]

Title: Feed The Body, Nourish The Soul Rating: PG (language) Summary: SEE ABOVE, SORT OF. Warnings: None. Notes: This owes everything to Frightfullytreeish except Smörgåstårta, which is the fault of shetlandowl. I’m not a chef, I’ve just read a lot of books about food, so my apologies for any inaccuracies. Also I wanted to say, at the outset, that I have nothing against the Food Network, chain restaurants, or seasoned fries. I actually love seasoned fries. 

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TOBRU and War On Hunger are usually located next to each other. Not always, because War On Hunger is on wheels, but usually. TOBRU is one of the only restaurants in Manhattan that hasn’t run the War On Hunger food truck out of its territory, and Steve in his gratitude usually leaves them some chickpea chocolate cake or a plate of locally-made pasta to eat after closing time. Steve’s presence in the kitchen, sneaking in to stash food in the fridge, has become a regular occurrence.

The first time Steve fed Tony, Tony looked at him and said “Why are you such a fucking hipster?”

“Beg pardon?” Steve asked. He isn’t a hipster. Yes, he owns a food truck and wears suspenders, but that’s because he likes food trucks and suspenders.

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[psych-facts]

I am homesick for a place I am not sure even exists. One where my heart is full. My body loved. And my soul understood.

Unknown (via pnko)

[secondlina]

A comic about the different types of attraction one might feel. I saw these floating around on tumblr. These were originally taken from a website about asexuality. Although, I think people who are not asexual feel these regularly too. There’s all kinds of attractions for all kinds of people. Enjoy.

[blondeaufond]

Visit Original Link

This is the best thing i’ve ever heard, (This had 200,000 notes and then tumblr deleted it.

[shasta-brah]

Holy shit

[04newby]

This is the greatest thing ever. I’m crying

[ginger-snap420-deactivated20140]

ITS BACK YOU GUYS

[righf]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yioQ6jgszKk

Songs Sampled: My Chemical Romance - Welcome to the Black Parade - 0:00 Green Day - Good Riddance - 0:12 Panic! at the Disco - I Write Sins Not Tragedies - 0:24 blink-182 - What’s My Age Again? - 0:34 Jimmy Eat World - The Middle - 0:46 We The Kings - Check Yes Juliet - 0:46 Third Eye Blind - Graduate - 0:56 All Time Low - Weightless - 0:58 All Time Low - Dear Maria Count Me In - 1:07 Switchfoot - Meant to Live - 1:18 Fall Out Boy - Sugar We’re Going Down - 1:07 My Chemical Romance - I’m Not Okay (I Promise) - 1:29 Boys Like Girls - Thunder - 1:40 30 Seconds to Mars - Kings and Queens - 1:50 Yellowcard - Ocean Avenue - 1:59 Relient K - Be My Escape - 2:00 Relient K - Sadie Hawkins Dance - 2:03 Simple Plan - I’d Do Anything - 2:14 Paramore - Misery Business - 2:15 Rise Against - Savior - 2:25 Sum 41 - Fat Lip - 2:33 My Chemical Romance - Teenagers - 2:34 Fountains of Wayne - Stacy’s Mom - 2:43 All American Rejects - Gives You Hell - 2:51  blink-182 - Feeling This - 2:53 Lit - My Own Worst Enemy - 3:08 Sum 41 - In Too Deep - 3:09 The Cab - One of THOSE Nights - 3:37 Relient K - High of 75 - 3:37 blink-182 - I Miss You - 3:37 Paramore - That’s What You Get - 3:48 AFI - Miss Murder - 4:03 Good Charlotte - Dance Floor Anthem - 4:04 Cute Is What We Aim For - Curse of Curves - 4:18 30 Seconds to Mars - Closer to the Edge - 4:30 A Day to Remember - All I Want - 4:45 Mayday Parade - Jamie All Over - 4:57 Fall Out Boy - Thnks Fr Th Mmrs - 4:57 Cartel - Say Anything (Else) - 5:22 Taking Back Sunday - MakeDamnSure - 5:37 Rise Against - Audience of One - 5:47 Fall Out Boy - Sugar We’re Going Down - 5:48 Download: http://www.mediafire.com/listen/usx1p…

[chubbyblancas-deactivated201509]

this is the best thing that i‘ve ever heard i’m crying

[willsolacelove-deactivated20200]

punk-sassi still listen to all of these lmao

[whyhaveyoudunthis]

I love this post because it only appears like once every six months and each time i recognise so many more songs

[transpondster]

Wisconsin player Nigel Hayes whispers comment into hot mic about a woman in the press room, realizes the whole room heard him.

[shecalleditsavagery]

This is so adorable, I can’t stop watching.

[fullmetalfisting]

Some women want to be house wives and some women want to be Harvard professors and some women want to be porn stars and some women want to be nuns and some women want to be surgeons and there is nothing wrong with anyone’s profession I am sick of people being rude to women about their professions oh my god

[gothetic]

[nitrogen]

(18+)

[mastercatscinema]

[glloryandg0re-deactivated201502]

[thelieswerewhite]

remember when we found out that taylor carries empty handbags just for aesthetic purposes and her security carries her real necessities that was the best day of my life

[thelieswerewhite]

[thechristianna321]

The death grip on that purse.

[romancentureon]

Shailene Woodley’s acceptance speech at the TCA 2014 Awards for “Best Action/Adventure Actress”

[geekweak]

karun paka nag follow back huhuuhuhu i cri

haha sorry abi nakog na follow na tika until gi check nako, dle pa diay ohoho lab yu sorry again

[geekweak]

Status of the 5SOSFam

Michael Girls: dead as of July 24/25, 2014 when Michael got his eyebrow piercing

Luke Girls: dead as of June 26, 2014 when the album was up on tumblr and Luke's vocals at the end of Eighteen was heard

Calum Girls: alive but slowly dying as Calum gets more and more tattoos

Ashton Girls: alive but on life support as the holes in Ashton's shirts increase in number and size

The Fam In General: barely holding on as "soon" has come and past and the boys are getting bigger and living their dreams