Once More With Feeling

sometimes I remember that geese have teeth

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

you have to spend a week with the last person you googled how is it going

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Voting ended onMay 1

[mygangtome]

the script no one asked for except gin

SCENE

Ye oldey shack/police station  somewhere in Nottingham. ALLAN is drinking ye oldey coffee-ey. ALLAN is a professional moron by trade, with a cheeky green, quick fingers, and an inability to close his mouth. Right now he is ready to let the morning pass him by with the minimum of effort.

The door to the shack station opens, and KATE enters. KATE is a Woman. Her hair is braided through 5 dimensions and she is wearing a long and impractical purple dress.

ALLAN has never seen a Woman before and spends twenty minutes spraying coffee everywhere in a comical fashion.

KATE: *wiping coffee from her face* Hi. I’m looking for a Detective A Dale?

ALLAN V/O: When she walked in I thought this was the sort of girl you dream about. The sort of girl who probably has legs, somewhere, and can knock you out with some sort of flying kicks. I thought, this was the sort of girl who would walk into your life and say-

KATE: Um. Hello? Can you hear me?

ALLAN: Uh?

KATE: Do you know a Detective A Dale?

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[iremainwanderingwitless]

In honour of Robin Hood eve, have a throwback to last year’s crack

[geeseteefs]

@interestinggin challenged me to post this for my gang to me day 2026 (20 years! 20!!!) so now you all get to suffer.

[iremainwanderingwitless]

Genuine question- has anyone ever made a Men In Tights/BBCRH mashup? I feel that this is something we need in the run up to Robin Hood Awareness Day 2018

[dslur]

[hacash]

#now wait just a minute there's something strange about this listing#that chair is not turquoise. (via @goatsandgangsters)

[iremainwanderingwitless]

Yargh.

Thanks to an ill-advised tumble splurge over the wonder that is Mr. Armstrong’s rubber face, we’ve started watching Robin Hood, primarily in the hopes that Joe will take his shirt off / there will be an episode which consists wholly of Richard Armitage’s voice. So far, no good, and yet for some reason we’re still watching. Yesterday I laughed at a joke. I fear the worst.

Armstrong fans, tell me honestly- will we survive?

[geeseteefs]

@mygangtome

Here it is. Here's the very first RH post I ever posted. Back when I was baby Jess.

[ohjessmarie]

seed packets!! 🌱🌱🌱 | prints

[jeansbookshelf-deactivated20250]

I got 60 out of 1000 😂

1000 Books You May Have Actually Read

Based on the number of ratings each book has on Goodreads. And if you haven't read them, maybe you can use for a literature bucket list.

[tinyasafirefly]

Anyone who says they’ve read all 1000 is a liar because one of them is a huge cookbook and no one is actively joy reading that.

[mbrainspaz]

with some of these it’s like “fuck, I did read that,” and with some it’s like “Oh fuck, I did read that.”

I got 99, but I counted a few that I had only mostly-read before deciding I didn’t like them and never finishing them.

[tempest-in-diy-earrings]

Damn, I’ve only read 97 of these.

[beyondthisdarkhouse]

179, an astonishing number legitimately thanks to high school.

Also, lol I absolutely did read The Joy of Cooking for fun. Still do sometimes. It’s the closest thing my family has to a Bible. And since my older brothers got to leave home with the old version that showed you how to skin a squirrel, I took away the replacement version on that list that I previously in my childhood bought my mom for Christmas.

[viceisvice]

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

obviously this is AI generated slop but I keep laughing at ophelia labeled “hamlet’s brother”

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

very interested in the 523 likes in the corner supporting this groundbreaking interpretation of ophelia

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

king blyssffsttt my good friend king blyssffsttt

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

[the-lady-and-the-unicorn]

Medieval dragons across Europe and the Middle East

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you have the life you've always wished for, BUT

https://wheelofnames.com/bff-wrs

Is it still the life you wished for?

yup! I can live with this

I'll learn how to deal with it eventually

this sucks, now I can't [do a certain thing]

NOPE. NOT AT ALL

Voting ended onApr 17

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[ecstasydemon]

the part of adulthood that no one ever warns you about is the amount of surfaces you need to acquire to put your things and trinkets on

[catasters]

[404usernamenotfound]

[aboutoriginality]

[xanaxfarts]

[girlactionfigure]

[stitchposts]

what is your LEAST favorite stitch?

I don't like counted work at fucking all. So: the cross stitch.

[rabbitindisguise]

reading this as someone who does cross stitch but is scared of the other kinds of embroidery is like overhearing an incredibly tall and buff person say they have beef with Mr. Tom, the kitten that chills at the bookstore

[stitchposts]

FUCK Mr. Tom and his stupid little fluffy tail ok. And his little charted designs.

[the-dragongirl]

Okay, but this neglects the true villain of embroidery stitches: the French knot

[stitchposts]

Don't you dare malign my girl again

[im-a-dream-wizard]

Ok the french knot is very useful but it is a BITCH to do it consistently

[stitchposts]

[thisauthorisscreaming]

Does it count as 'sword in the stone' if it looks more like 'sword in the cairn'...?