i need her

degenerate sideblog !! (rpf/nsfw/thirsting)

[tomorrowillbeyou]

sometimes rpf is literally just the most logical conclusion

[jessaerys]

their problematic interesting character gap

[shaniac4boogara]

this rpf shit is easy [copies real actual dialogue from their videos into a document]

[the-littlest-goblin]

the thing is I am pro-rpf on principle, but I do think you should keep it away from the actual people you're shipping. but it is NOT out of concern for their comfort (insert pete wentz bank account post), it's for the same reason that like animal behaviorists and field biologists and such try to stay out of view when they're observing animals in the wild. don't tip them off it's gonna to skew the results of my study.

[minceraftyuri]

now kith

[minceraftyuri]

gem and pearl talked about how hard it is to visit each other on stream today. which is always harrowing. something about gem being in australia turns pearl into the most desperate person. highlight for me is pearl said her and gem should go on a road trip together to see the parts of australia she hasn't seen before and gem told her to take karn and pearl pretended not to hear her 😭

[pepperinaa]

smoking that shit that makes rpf fine

[slab100]

they don't need to meet irl because they can speak without talking and communicate through telepathy and have complex conversations through minecraft block placements. physical proximity is unnecessary. it's an extravagance.

[slab100]

they should still hit it raw in a hotel room of course. of course. but it's unnecessary.

[meatdiaz]

sorry i can’t come i’m really busy with the rpf right now

[thriplerex-trx]

shiny duo skating! (from pearl's twt)

[hermits-fucking-hermits]

You are absolutely not the only one thinking these thoughts, and what does that tweet mean?? aaaa I shouldn't care but I do

gem put the tweet right in front of us, how are we meant to not care. like i dont even know what she intended for it from the perceptive of a casual fan. you made it to mojang? okay? so like last year? so why tweet that now?? and in what context was she talking to grian in 2020? and why is it only her and grian and not all the hermits? or her solo?

my most grounded headcanon is her just celebrating her general success: https://www.tumblr.com/hermits-fucking-hermits/813946795779604480/possibility-of-what-the-gem-we-made-it-tweet

a less grounded headcanon is this fic: We made it 💪, 1157 words, rated T

but as much as i can try to make those headcanons be in character i still have no idea what the hell she is on about. like please. what am i meant to think when gem posts a photo that looks like a couple selfie with a couple-like message from six years with no clear indication why she posted it now instead of last year if it is about the mojang thing. like the only other feature in that tweet besides mojang is grian!! of course i'm gonna think about them being a couple!

my current conclusion is that she and grian are fucking with us. also with the ring on saturday. if that's the case, good for them. i'm having fun coming up with headcanons which is what i'm here for so i'm not complaining

[grasswrym]

geminitay voice guys please dont ship real life hermits its not like that its never like that

rendog voice live on stream is it just me or is martyn looking extra fuckable today

[littlemissrealitysh1fter]

This Gem appreciation edit is for @tardisteam1 because she looked absolutely stunning on Hermitmaster lol <3

[hermits-fucking-hermits]

6 years ago to now (x)

[doublesilly]

false and cleo's shoot out

[cubfan135-facts]

cubfan135 fact #914:

Cub looks very cool with his gray hairs

[rpfalseren]

“they look like a couple” “a couple of minecraft youtubers”