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@gen-zzzz
Concerned Ape knows what's up
HEY THIS IS FUCKING GREAT BUT YOU LEFT OUT THE BEST GODDAM PART
DAVID LYNCH IS THE OTHER EXCEPTION AND I AM FUCKING LIVING FOR IT.
vader: who tore the warning sign off of this wampa cage?? storm trooper: security footage shows it was removed by a golden protocol droid vader: LOL
Vader in RotJ: wait the Alderaan princess is my daughter?? donât know how to feel about that.
Luke: she strangled Jabba the Hutt to death with a chain.
Vader: OH HELL YEAH
why would you hide this in the tags thatâs hilarious
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It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef
ive missed you
Posted Oct 9, 2012
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Art by Anastasia Astasheva
I asked my fans on Instagram whatâs their favorite relationship (including partners and friendships) in DCU months ago when I first in this fandom :))
people with speech impediments, vocal stims, tics, stutters, an obvious accent, who are mute (to any degree), who talk to themselves, or who have any other noticeable vocal traits, youâre all really cool and wonderful and Iâm wishing u all an epic and poggers night
more people whoâre included in this post: anyone whoâs voice doesnât âmatchâ their gender, or doesnât âmatchâ the gender they get read as, anyone with disorganized speech, people who use a lot of âfiller wordsâ, or anyone who has a lisp. I hope youâre all having another epic and poggers night
also shout out to anyone with flat or monotone speech, âtooâ quiet speech, or âtooâ loud speech. yâall are poggers and deserve an epic night too
tâchalla is a true bro
these men are ACTUAL ROYALTY, THEY CAN AFFORD A BIT OF FURNITURE
Steve: Black Panther, how did it happen
Tâchalla:Â
Theyâre the only 2 avengers with siblings ofc they aint sayin shit
Humans in the Pokemon world likely lay eggs
please donât revive this debate, i already spent a frankly inordinate amount of time discussing it that one timeâŠ
You ever see a kind of discourse you were previously unaware of barrelling past you at 120 MPH in the opposite direction on the interstate?
Okay I hate to be that asshole who knows too much about pokĂ©mon lore, but I hard disagree with this premise because, believe it or not, despite hatching from eggs, pokĂ©mon donât actually lay them.
See, Game Freak really doesnât want to touch on the intricacies of the reproductive cycle in the pokĂ©mon world and will go to truly ridiculous lengths to avoid addressing it. This means that the official line from the pokĂ©mon company is that even though there is an activity called âpokĂ©mon breedingâ in which you leave two pokĂ©mon of opposite genders (or one of any gender and a ditto) alone together and you come back and get an egg that hatches into the lowest rung on the evolution chain of one of them, under no circumstances did either of those pokĂ©mon lay that egg. You leave two compatible pokĂ©mon in the day care together and an egg just magically appears.
So what Iâm saying is, because we never see human eggs, I think itâs safer to assume that the human reproductive cycle in pokĂ©mon is more along the lines of:
Iâve been looking for that âYou ever see a kind of discourse you were previously unaware of barrelling past you at 120 MPH in the opposite direction on the interstate?â snippet for a while
Needless to say this is not where I expected to find it
Iâm gonna make a omelette out of a Cardassian egg
I have no idea what fandom this is supposed to be from and I dont even want to know I'm happy just reblogging my images
Iâm screaming laughing
obsessed with sokkaâs name kinda popping up everywhere in school books years after atla. like yeah ur learning history about the end of the hundred year war? oh right with the avatars amazing team and some non bender named sokka who probably wasnât all that important. on to gym class where u learn different fighting styles, did you know btw that the first guy to ever train with the kyoshi warriors was some random guy named sokka? oh well. canât be late for physics where we learn about the invention of the air balloon and the submarine by ⊠sokka? huh okay I guess, on to politics where we learn about all these important decrees over all the different nations which were first proposed by.. ah man, sokka? again? anyway art class now, here look at these paintings made by sokka
@queenangella your tags â€ïž
[ID: Image one is a long set of tags that read:
#âwell at least this fucking dude wonât come back in my favourite class spirits and mythology where we will read how princess yue became the #moon spirit with one last kiss to fucking sokka again I guess. anyway hereâs a list of the very little people who ever managed to go into #the spirit world and come back guess whoâs on there tooâ #âaw man Iâm still so mad about the loss of the spirit library imagine all that knowledge. the only thing we have left is a description of #one of the last people who visited the library. guess fucking who againâ
#like obviously all the names of the gaang will be remembered but everyone elseâs #name when u first learn about them u know you need to remember them bc of course they will be important to history. like of course youâre #gonna remember avatar aangs name bc you know his name will surely come back. of course you remember firelord zuko who led the fire nation #into an era of peace. meanwhile sokkaâs name is kinda a side note like yeah this guy was also #here you might need to remember this random detail for a test #except then he keeps coming back in every single class and by the end of your school career youâre just like âoh this test is asking me for #the name of whoever invented this or did that? well if I just answer sokka thereâs like a 50% chance itâll be correct doâ
#obviously then it becomes a meme #if tumblr exists 200 years after atla someone would make a post with a screenshot of some show with the text âah they really invented loveâ #and someone also will reblog with ânice try but I think we all know who really invented loveâ and then itâs one of those long posts in which #everyone reblogs with âsokkaâ probably in a bunch of different fonts #atla. #sokka #mine. #atla #avatar
Image two is another set of tags. They read: #average person has a 1 in 5 chance of making history factoid actualy just statistical error #Sokka Georg #who is a non bender and travels with the avatar #makes history 10000 times each day #is an outlier adn (âandâ misspelled) should not have been counted. End ID[
What if you didnât realize it was the same person though? Like you just think that it mustâve been a common name back then. But then you joke with your history teacher that itâs a funny coincidence and theyâre just like âno itâs all one guy. All the other sokkas are named after him.â And then you just have to come to terms with the fact that one of the most influential historical figures was basically Just Some Guy.
This is not inaccurate though, there are lots of Just Some Guys.
You go to history class and learn that Ben Franklin was instrumental in securing aid from France without which the us may not have won the war. He was also the first postmaster general.
Next period is physics. Youâre learning about electricity and oh hey Ben Franklin proved that electricity occurred commonly in nature. He also invented the lightning rod which has prevented countless structural fires.
After that you have music class and woah thereâs Ben again inventing one of the most popular musical instruments of the 18th century.
Now, onto government class and well if it isnât Benny boy laying the foundation for modern politician science.
Surely, he wonât show up in journalism cla- WHAT DO YOU MEAN THREE OF AMERICAâS MOST INFLUENTIAL NEWSPAPERS WERE STARTED BY THIS GUY?!
Okay, you think you might be clear of him. You go to your agriculture class. (did I mention youâre in a rural high school?) Your teacher tells you about the most useful publication you could read every year, better at predicting weather than any local meteorologist. Itâs called Poor Richardâs Almanac and you already know who started it.
You run from your ag class to your school library to find something that this guy didnât do. Ah! A book on astrophysics! American scientists didnât really get involved in that until after his death. You crack it open just to be sure. Ha! The person who proved stars were actually distant suns wasnât Ben Franklin, it was⊠Edgar Allan Poe?
Youâd known, intellectually, that your heroic nemesis was a teenager, but it didnât really sink in until the day their school called because your number was the only one on their emergency contact list.
Hereâs the thing, okay?Â
I knew she was young. Like, obviously she was young. A mask and costume can only disguise so much, right? But I thought, for sure, college age. Itâs hard to tell for sure through costumes and she wears a lot of padding and armor. (Very sensible, itâs a dangerous job.)Â
Still, I took it easy on her. No head blows, right? I also tried to avoid any joint injuries, because I suspected she was on a sports team. (Turns out she runs track.)
Like, sure, Iâm a âvillainessâ or whatever, but Iâm not actually fuckin evil. I want what I want but I donât actually want to maim some idealistic coed over it. Like, come on. Life is hard enough for young women. I know that.
And I got the sense that, for her, it was mostly for show as well. Sure, she thrashed the shit out of that fucker with the tentacles, but he was planning some sort of gory sacrifice, fairâs fair. Even as I went easy on her, I got the sense she was going easy on me, is my point. She pulled her blows.Â
But. You lose sponsorships if you just let the bad guy get away, you know, and college ainât cheap. Right? So sheâs gotta make a show of it.Â
So the newspaper called me her nemesis because we kept coming to blows, but mostly it was a show, and it was about 50/50.Â
I should have tracked her down. I made a promise to myself not to, you know? I felt like that was crossing a line. But now that I know⊠shit. Iâm kicking myself. I could have known. But I was like, you know, a young woman, the last thing she needs is some creepy old lady stalking her. I should have, though.Â
Okay, so hereâs what happened.
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