𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟

eli / 24 / he/it/she art only: @genderwrath2

[genderwrath]

updated commission info

all prices are in $CAD, dm or shoot me an ask if interested :)

[charl0ttan]

can you imagine having a small dick and going to buy your Gay Water and the box tells you youre racist

[arctrooperfivesass]

once my brothers friend walked into his room and just started sniffing the air and went “oh i smell a quarter” and then walked over to a pile of clothes and moved it and picked up a quarter and i literally can’t stop thinking about it it’s been like a year and it haunts me to this day

[spamtonhater1997]

spamton visited by the 3 baby tapirs at his death bed they are not here to mourn but to celebrate becuse it is a great occasion

[innerchildabortionclinic]

interesting kink assortment on the dash

[pumpkinspicebluntwrap]

?

[cheerfullycatholic]

When medicine is holding the migraine back but you can still kinda feel it in the distance waiting to return

[6mayhem]

when the fanartist draws ur ship growing old together but you lowkey envisioned them as dying tragically at 27 after a 5 year substance abuse spiral 😭😭😭

[chips1977]

went to the ER cause I got punched in the head by a mouse

[commanderchr1st]

[malibuklaus]

[moniquill]

Was scuncht about it, but fine now.

[saidbyastoner]

Stoner Gossip #3

Eminem joined ISIS

[100493503004422]

sorry I can't respond to your text bc I need to die a thousand deaths for some reason

[pjackk]

Wouldnt feed this smelling rat shit do a starving dog heavy with 8 worst meal ive made in months

[girpgorp]

somehow the worst pjackk food post. you made these beautiful blini and you're complaining about it? you get to eat them with fucking fruit jams man the only thing i've seen you eat for weeks is dog mustard

[decompose1]

dude i don't normally like to dig at peoples fun i generally think people having fun is good but it is slightly disheartening when there's a really really good story about a strong platonic relationship and then the only thing the fans can do is ship the characters or worse make a crack ship with an unrelated character from another media because it's like they can't STAND a lack of romance in media like they absolutely must try to insert romance where it is absolutely not needed or relevant and honestly sours the story/media a lot more for me or they'll Die because they can't just be happy with a really good platonic relationship. it makes me very sad as a demiromantic girlie.

[hisinfernalmajesty666]

how long after sex is it appropriate to put on Lord of the Rings

[spinecutter-archive]

my writing gland is purple and swollen

[spinecutter-archive]

my friendship gland is black and shriveled