[clowncarpool]

cheese sits on the toilet while we take showers, and i like to stand on my tip toes and draw his silhouette in the steam from a high angle, then stand back to see how warped it is from his actual shape

oil and acrylic on masonite

[dragoncarrion]

They're adding' outdoor cat owner" and "off leash dog owner" to the DSM

[innerchildabortionclinic]

your cat was an honor to see in the window

[crabfisher]

slowing intuiting the rules and goals of solitaire through trial and error on what the computer does and does not let me do rather than looking up the rules because it's a much funnier way to learn

[crabfisher]

just learned you can move cards between stacks. how lovely

[crabfisher]

i did it.

[dizzyhslightlyvoided]

Yay!

What have you learned about how solitaire works?

[crabfisher]

FIRST RULE OF SOLITAIRE: aces are useless. put them on the top right. SECOND RUE OF SOLITAIRE: two's are about as useless as aces. discard them to the ace pile as soon as possible THIRD RULE OF SOLITAIRE: it's hard. FOURTH RULE OF SOLITAIRE: it's really hard; FIFTH RUlE OF SOLITAIRE: you need to make the cards count down. But watch out. You must Alternate The Colours FOURTH RULE OF SOLITAIRE: make if you already have a red king and only have one more spot to add a king do not add another red king. You will lose. SIXTH RULE OF SOLITAIRE: make sure to do every possible move with cards already on the board before adding cards from your draw pile. You WILL screw yourself over SEVENTH RULE OF SOLITAIRE: good luck. Don't forget to beyourself and have fun

[crabfisher]

I don'te. Know

[bogwitch-extraordinaire]

I feel like it's important for the uninitiated to know that OP is playing solitaire on neopets

[timeflow]

trans pride flag color picked from trans pride flag

[fishthingdaily]

Today’s fish thing are these fish clocks!

[starrynet]

that’s his little guy!!

[littleguysdaily]

I wish I had what they have...

[mevil]

[sludgejudy-deactivated20220405]

HOW TO UNREGISTER FROM NBA DRAFT

[sludgejudy-deactivated20220405]

I DONT WANT TO PLAY

[sludgejudy-deactivated20220405]

HOW TO DODGE NBA DRAFT

[sludgejudy-deactivated20220405]

this cant be happening……

[fishyfishyfishtimes]

I made a video about the northern pike :]c

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

[capitulouno]

[podracer]

Dune if I was in charge

[redfagdiver]

Shout out to "enunciate" for being one of those words that forces you to do itself.

[catcrumb]

[holdoncallfailed]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

[woman-respecter]

not asking this to judge anyone, just curious

off the top of your head can you name a current mlb player besides shohei ohtani?

yes, i could rattle off a whole bunch

yes, a few

yes, but i had to think for a second

no

Voting ended onMay 20

also say in the tags the first player u thought of if u want