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Imagine if a like 8 foot tall guy that looked kinda like an alien species just kinda showed up at the house you rent a room in and crashed on the couch and at first everyone hated him but you kinda just accepted this weird massive kinda-human alien species thing as a part of your group even though he's like twice the size of everyone else there

catboybiologist

Cuz that's literally happening to sea lions in San Francisco right now

catboybiologist

So there's two species of sea lion in North America: the California sea lion, ranging along California (including Baja) but not ranging into the north coast or into oregon

And the Stellar's sea lion, which are WAY bigger and live in Washington, British Columbia, and Alaska

A male Stellars sea lion showed up in SF like a month ago and just kinda. Didn't know what to do, and joined a colony of California sea lions, and is just kinda chilling there now.

catboybiologist

Weird vagrant species happen from time to time, but this is just a particularly funny instance of a highly social species getting very lost, and just trying to blend in with its closest nearby relatives

theehorsepusssy

nowimhaunted

Happy Easter to this tweet

delicatetrashdelusion

saulwexler

almost. If he wasn't bald I would probably let him use the washing machine/stove while me and my spider watched gay hockey

ispyspookymansion

happy this cannot continue sunday btw

ohxxlapetitemort

I both want to experience everything life has to offer and never leave my house ever again

longnuts

Does anyone know what to do

princecarlton

natureell

pinketine

There are actual tears in my eyes rn can you believe people are this stupid and walk among us all the time

boybeetles

neilaglet

fluent-in-lesbianism

doeichi used to have sex with men so she just makes us lesbians seem like we can be converted/like dick :/

Doechii’s journey with her own sexuality is her business and her business only. If she’s brave enough to publicly claim the lesbian label, despite the stigma and the judgement that comes along with it, that makes her deserving of being one of us.

So instead of judging her and nitpicking who is or isn’t a “perfect lesbian” based on their proximity to certain genitals, we need to support her and others like her the same way I would support you and you would support me.

willabee

she has a willatine for you ☺️

hellsitegenetics

The humble fantail goldfish, a hard-working fish from a small tank, is taking a chance and moving to the big city. There, romance finds her faster than she could imagine... as not one, but two fish seem to be after her heart!

There's Mola mola, a big shot celebrity. He's handsome, successful, and charming. Our heroine gets swept up in his glamorous life, and experiences a world she never knew with him! In their whirlwind romance, a little small town goldfish can barely catch the breath in her gills. Should she choose a glamorous, opulent life with this big shot debonair?

At the same time, she meets a boy next door, largemouth bass. He has little to his name, but his big mouth and kind heart is endearing on an emotional level. As the big city struggles batter our small town fish, he is always there to help her through, and support her. While he can be crass, she knows this vagabond has a heart of gold. Could it be love that is blooming between this bass and our lovely lady-fish?