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Under PENALTY of INSTANT DEATH do NOT make blackout poetry of my posts. It is improper behavior and makes me wanna explode. You will receive 80 concussions. Don't make me spell it out again

darkcomedies

lovewithagirl

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I'm a fucking idiot

Did your best buddy it's ok

slimegirlwarlock

hometoursandotherstuff

Holy shit.

marlynnofmany

Well that’s horrifying and memorable, and something I feel compelled to use in a story someday.

welp looks like its time to start this old ass car back up

weaver-z

This is a real Big Nate comic

straycatj

im sorry about your balls Mr. j :(

👍

brucebocchi

today the miami dolphins punter accidentally kicked a ball directly into his teammate’s ass

orcboxer

webscene-remade

LITTLE GIRL CAME UP TO MY DOOR DRESSED AS A SHARK & I GAVE HER M&MS AND SHE SAID “THANK YOU I LOVE YOU” & HER MOM SAID “YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO SAY HAPPY HALLOWEEN” & THE LITTLE GIRL SAID “SHE GAVE ME NEMNEMS. I LOVE HER”

whalefill

alt-j / cinnamon toast crunch advertisements / simone weil / cinnamon toast crunch advertisements / frank bidart

whalefill

ARE YOU GUYS TAKING THIS SERIOSUYLY?????

curlyburp

That one year I didn't have time to carve a pumpkin so I just

kaijuno

3000s

exactly what i was looking for

memewhore

teacupsandtimelords

Fun Fact! Two Weeks Notice is not a REQUIREMENT in any sense of the word. It’s a nicety. A polite gesture, and only polite for the MANAGEMENT because THEY want time to find someone to replace you. They cannot withhold your last paycheck if you refuse to give two weeks notice, and they cannot force you to work the two weeks. Additionally, they cannot report that to any future employers who call them regarding your work history. In fact, they’re not allowed to comment on your performance AT ALL! Legally they are only allowed to confirm that you were an employee during the dates you list - anything else and they open themselves up to civil lawsuits in which they can be sued for damages for any number of reasons. So fuck Two Weeks Notice. if you work for a fucked company, they deserve to get fucked in return.

continent-of-wild-endeavor

If you ever feel bad about not giving two weeks' notice, or like you're being unprofessional/unfair, think about this: If your boss fired you, would they give YOU two weeks' notice? Or would they have you escorted out of the building then and there? Anything they don't owe you, you don't owe them. Fuck 'em.

thesmoothpudding

This fuels me with rage and at the same time I know it's American thing bc the REST OF THE WORLD (maybe with some exceptions idk) have mutual notice time for firing people. Like.

It depends from the contract but its NORMAL that if the employee have to follow usually 1-3 months notice the employer have to do so as well and not doing so may be followed by heavy law problems.

Start fucking unionize its getting a bit pitiful guys