expert doer of nothing

○ July ○ IkeSen|Ikevamp|Obey Me! ○ collecting game friends with weird bios ○ occasionally, I write ○

[thekidsfromyestergay]

Tumblr 2015: omsqueeeeee *ovaries exploding*

Tumblr 2025: OUGHHH MY PENITS EXPLODED

[ashbelero]

On account of the gender transition

[transhuman-priestess]

On account of the gender transition

[aropride]

?????????????????????

[aropride]

glad we're all on the same page

[fastest-punslinger-in-the-west]

A new study finds that Apple has some of the highest employee turnover rates of any tech company. Google "apple turnover" for more information.

[april]

[dxncingwithastrxnger]

LET ME GIVE HER KISSES AND SQUISHES PLEEEAAAASSSEEEEEEEE

[datasoong47]

[vishsalmon]

Bonding time 🐉

[121231212i]

Honkai: Star rail | Jing Yuan & Yanqing

"If you treat him as a child, he'll put on the airs of an adult. If you treat him as an adult, he'll show the temperament of a child."

[rewuyuu]

[mickeywabbit]

i rly like her design 🥺🥺👉👈

also this is my first art post on this hell site pls b gentle

[ramarishu]

She was told to wear her uniform right...

...she didn't like it.

[northerlygale-deactivated202307]

[throwitonthepile]

[sporifluorous]

Dave Brandt was so much more than a meme. He partnered with universities to experiment with and expand soil conservation and cover crop techniques, worked to educate other farmers through worldwide conventions and direct mentorship, founded the Soil Health Academy, and was called the "Obi-Wan Kenobi of soil health" by the chief of the USDA's conservation department.

There is no healthy planet without healthy ag practices, and this guy was a legend.

[boozye]

Surprise guest.

[tsukithewolf]

At this point if I see this 

I know it’s the tumblr equivalent of

[russianspacegeckosexparty]

White girls need to drop the AAVE and bring back "AS IF!!! 😒" and "GET IT TOGETHER" like y'all were eating in the 2000s!

[taken-for-pomegranted]

bring this back

[viridianacolyte]

may i present my favorite twitter thread that compiled a list of tremendous white people phrases

[headspace-hotel]

where's the post compiling Redneck Phrases

[rumman]

did y'all know that child-resistant packaging actually has to be tested on children like they literally go to a daycare and ask a bunch of kids to open medication packages and if they can the company has to go back and redo their packaging from scratch

[foldingpaperflowers]

This is actually hilarious though

[ruffboi-mags]

"they may use their teeth" is somehow the funniest motherfucking part

[unclefather]

i dont see what they're talking about

[marowreck-archive]

[luminousworld-deactivated202302]

Genshin Impact Characters and their presumed/debatable MBTI!! Some of these are interesting 🤔