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when you decide to branch out and listen to the same two songs on repeat rather than just one

my TI-84 calculator app now has ads, and after a few calculations today, it decided to play an ad at full volume in the middle of class

that being said, if anyone knows of any decent calculator apps that don’t do that and aren’t like the default iPhone calculator, please let me know before I get kicked out of class

#ti 84 #calculator

mascots are just professional furries

#mascot #furry

softgrlfriend

that’s enough emotions for a whole year. ciao

me: I know it’s pronounced dachshund

my brain: dash hound

#dachshund

why does the log from twin peaks have better communication skills than me

#twin peaks #sentient log

peculiarly-paige

i have a list on my notes app entitled “sexy murder men” and it’s just fictional characters who have canonically at least attempted murder that i find attractive and it feels like something this website would enjoy so i will share it here:

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geo-eli

since you mentioned john wick, I thought of a few more to add

thomas “neo” anderson

jack traven

johnny utah

john constantine

kai

richard ramsey

lucas hill

#the matrix #speed #point break #constantine #47 ronin #the whole truth #siberia

sisyphusshrugged

Dan Hays Colorado Snow Effect 4 (with detail) 2007, oil on canvas

geo-eli

visual snow is just eyeball tinnitus

#hot take

it’s been over six years, but I still haven’t recovered from the time a friend told me the show big mouth reminds them of me

#worse than being called a slur

geo-eli

people really out here referring to tumblr as a website like we’re still in paleolithic times. us cultured swines be usin’ the app cuz we in the neolithic revolution babey

geo-eli

I deleted the app years ago and now exclusively use the website. we’ve reverted to the mesolithic age

the chili’s kids’ menu didn’t have to go that hard