I make fantasy planets and species :)

I am gob and am the bread god I am working on fantasy wrld with frens and on a fantasy/existential book alone. seashells are nice and I wanna run into the wild. I need help, gob and snæl posts heal me🐌. I maek sum toothpick sculptures ft. masking tape

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here

[her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger]

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

[kyloschuyler]

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

reblog it, because Russia can´t

[maradaisykat]

Thanks Obama 

[my-sisters-eyeball]

Wtf

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

When Russia makes this post illegal

[earthnicity]

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

[dovahdez]

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

[the-winchester-brothers-deactiv]

#this is actually iconic #and i love it so much #and i don’t know why it took me so long to find it but #reblog forever #reblog always #because russia can’t

[fjordfolk]

[goblindogs]

if, by some divine mistake, you find the lady of the forest, you can only ask her a single question. pray that it’s one she knows how to answer.

[homosozialismus]

who’s a good girl?

[zooophagous]

Carnivorous horses. Not sure what I’d call them.

[owlbunny]

@extrememeatpunksforever big meatpunks vibes

[raginblazinredpanda]

those are just regular horses

[nightmare-mann-deactivated20191]

Offering a small suggestion critique for the design if you don’t mind? I think the dog paws are a little …. eh.. you should have kept them as hooves imo. If you’ve seen what hooves can do in terms of killing power and everything else, you’d know what I mean. Horses can be damn scary but most of that comes from the fact they are huge and can crush you to death beneath hard, narrow and blunt instruments of sheer torture. All that weight on a single point? Damn son. Canine paws with soft pads kind of eliminate a lot of the fear factor.

Also! Did you know that horses actually do have residual fangs? I always found their dentition absolutely fascinating. It’d be awesome to incorporate some of that for the head and teeth.

(Example, just behind the front teeth)

[zooophagous]

The paws were done as a design choice because, (as far as I am aware) there has never been a predator species with a single big toe they run on. Hooves in predators are an anomaly to begin with, the closest you generally get are with pigs (famously, prehistoric “hell pigs” were ferocious carnivores) but generally modern hogs aren’t hunters the way you’d think of them. And their feet are more “paw like” than most other hoofed animals anyway.

For this reason I decided to essentially base them off of hyenas. Hyenas have the same deep chest and belly area and their wrists bend in a way that’s visually similar to a horse’s. That, and hyenas have manes, and long necks, and tails that have long hair… seems an obvious jumping off point to me.

If I kept the hoof the way it is already I feel I’d just essentially be drawing a horse with sharp teeth. Not really creating something new that could potentially exist in real life (though possibly not anymore. After all, giant hyenas and hell pigs are extinct)

Horses do have residual canines, and actually so do camelids and many species of deer have fang like ‘tusks’ but none of those teeth are made for proper meat eating, more for sparring with rivals of the same species… but that too is a fun direction to explore in terms of animal behavior- if the animal is an omnivorous scavenger maybe its big scary canine fangs are for sparring?

[theoldbone]

Speaking of hoofed predators, you should check out Andrewsarchus. Still a paw setup, but hoofed non the less. Big old bastards too. The skull was 3′ long.

[geophysical-something]

@zooophagous The guy's right, just because it isn't very common in carnivores, there's no reason for them to not have hooves, especially when the hooves would help A LOT

[princesstigerbelle]

✨Curious Zelda ✨

[jayce]

[magnusderp]

big mood

[caleforpresident]

I can’t get over this

[leplastiquedick]

me screaming in another plane of existence 

[sadboyfactory]

[katiesmithkss-deactivated]

HE JUST STRAIGHT UP STARTS SCREAMING I LOVE THIS DOG OH MY GOD!

[northeastartist]

THIS IS A FOREVER MOOD

[tranarchist]

[geophysical-something]

It's a placental mammal, of course it couldn't!

[shinyshells]

Real sad hours

I’m having my sad hour rn. Sorry.

I need some love rn

[geophysical-something]

[everythingfox]

Dolphins are so smart

[gigglygamer]

Your Simple Fantasy Name

Your first initial and the last two letters of your last name.

Tag yourself, I’m Ley.

[alien-thembo]

I am Cee

[geophysical-something]

Wun

[absurdist-void]

Can we please stop making scary shark movies? Sharks are pure sweet babies that don’t deserve this slander. They just have bad eyesight. Don’t be mean to them.

[curseworm]

im starting a gang and we’re gonna go out and destroy every golf course. rip up all the grass and replace it with native plants and fruit trees and shit. we move at midnight be there or be a casualty of the revolution

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

remember to:

take any medications you may need

eat if you’ve forgotten to or have been putting it off

take a good shower if you haven’t yet

take a break if you’ve been overworking yourself

[geophysical-something]

Walking down the street made of alternate red and gray tiles, and this lil girl tells her mom 'mamma sto camminando sul rosso, devo fare piano' which in english means 'mom I'm walking on the red, I need to go slow'

Reminds me of myself as a lil kid

[rubudubu-deactivated20150209]

A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them

[sailorcrystalgemplaneteer]

No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.

[rubudubu-deactivated20150209]

GOD

SHUT UP

UR SO STUPID

[randobambo]

[x]

[morbidology]

There are a number of spooky tales from Louisiana, but one of the most enthralling is that of Manchac Swamp. First of all, Manchac is rumoured to be haunted. It’s also rumoured to be the haunt of Rougarou, the Cajun werewolf. As well as that, it’s said to be haunted by Julia Brown, a once practising voodoo priestess, who put a curse on the entire town the day she died. Legend says that on the day of her funeral in 1915, a deadly hurricane ripped through the town, destroying three villages and killing a number of people. A number of curious visitors to the swamp have reported hearing shrill screams from a disembodied woman.

[spermcells]

Summertime Swaggie

[geophysical-something]

This is female Justin bieber?

[hottermelon]

i’m genuinely concerned that no one will fall in love with me

[geophysical-something]

:(