swimming in novelty

She/They. 30s. Minors DNI. I love talking about nothing. It is the only thing I know anything about.

[cosmictealeaves]

WELCOME BACK MY QUEEN

[markerofthemidnight]

you 🫵. make a self-indulgent au now

[orbitalyear-deactivated20230513]

old gods are waking

[dragon-in-a-fez]

idea:

[day-time-dream]

[viralfrog]

[gayflatstanley]

[topmemesdeluxe]

If spongebob is a top then the fuck he got all those holes for

EXCUSE ME?

[pankendev]

the generational divide marches on. i have never jerked off to playboy bunnies. and i will never jerk off to roblox porn

[pankendev]

"there's roblox porn????" this website really is a millennial safe space

[ultrageek]

Uranium Cats!

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[freegiftjones]

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

[chicknparm]

[kafkaesquegf]

they should invent a high ponytail that doesn’t give me a headache and they should invent a low ponytail that doesn’t make me look like a miller’s apprentice going off to enlist in the continental army

[asnowyplover]

bro it sounds like maybe you need a reminder of the glorious interconnectedness of all things?

[everythingfox]

Suction cup boi

(via)

[jumpingjacktrash]

he flatten

[butch-of-the-blades]

“Scully, you’re not gonna believe this”

[ozth]

fuckkkkkk I cleared the time loop first try

[ozth]

I woke up in the morning and everything was different

[oneheadtoanother]

Upon hearing this, the student became enlightened.

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price as the devil/Mr. Scratch -

The Story of Mankind (1957)

[yardsards]

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

[fizzlepop-frog]

“but I stay silly!”

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog you stay silly

[weaselle]

on it boss

[goatsandgangsters]

an interesting linguistics find! so I'm reading this text from 1908 and it keeps referencing "hp" in the context of "not being at full hp" "applying your full hp to a task" etc

and I'm like....... okay that is a perfectly normal way to describe energy and reads totally clear to me, but I KNOW you don't mean hit points/health points which is the first place my brain goes, so what are YOU using hp to mean

and it's not explained in-text, which means it was common enough to not warrant explanation to the 1908 audience, so gotta look elsewhere

horsepower. turns out it's horsepower.

and I'm absolutely FASCINATED that a commonly used initialism from 1908 now stands for something different AND YET the contextual meaning is still the same to a 21st-century reader

I could hand this guy my nintendo switch and he'd be like, ah yes I understand, this ''''pokemon'''' loses horsepower throughout the fight

language is amazing

[pumpshanty]

In an au where jon played in the mechanisms and then worked for the archives, you think that in season 1 jon would still be in the band and martin goes to a concert cuz the mechs were “recommended by a friend” to him and then he sees his fucking grumpy hater boss on stage. And thats when he falls for him too.

[jojaxcola]

i'm just way too scared to take anything seriously