i always wanted my friends to call me Gerry

gabe ze/hir catch me sobbing about the magnus archives. also im writing fic.

[hauntographia]

IRON LUNG x MAGNUS ARCHIVES

[vague-magnus-archives]

[lukewarmtomatosoup]

joodling the jarchivist

[lukewarmtomatosoup]

the people hate me for my jortmanteaus (jon-themed portmanteaus)

[occudo]

It's been a while... oil spill jmart be upon ya

[greelin]

fangs in your neck friday. If anyone still cares at all

[greelin]

oh. right. forgive me for forgetting. i have been going through it. just like i wish fangs were going through my

[parkchanwoohoo]

Found another idiotic accounting mistake from my predecessor that I have to fix and I was like "WILL THE SPECTER OF THAT MAN'S INCOMPETENCE EVER CEASE TO HAUNT ME" and my coworker was like "Why do you talk like that"

[parkchanwoohoo]

Who the fuck is Jon Sims

[late-to-the-magnus-archives]

Adding to the collection

[lunehowls]

prematurely greying

[nightmarilyn]

⚠️ TMA SPOILERS ⚠️ some s1 fanfic of the team

[fiollaigean]

"the magnus archives sounds cool! what are the content warnings?"

[fiollaigean]

kidnapping stalking insanity sleepwalking cannibalism and teeth, gaslighting gun violence pipe murder and silence and medical trauma and meat. bugs in your body and poisoned black coffee and self-mutilation and lies, police brutality breaks from reality suicide spiders and eyes. paaaaaranoia degloving the uncanny valley and running like prey to survive, agonies torture and drowning and falling and then being buried alive.

[phantomrose96]

I'm relistening to some old Magnus Archive episodes and I just got back to my absolute favorite Peak Jon Sims moment where he reads the case of a guy claiming to be stalked by a vengeful spirit of a spider he killed and Jon's like "End recording. He was literally insane and delusional the end. This guy's an idiot. Ghost spiders aren't real. So this was stupid and we don't care. Also the fact that he was found dead a week later with his corpse completely encased in spider webs is a normal thing, probably."

[phantomrose96]

#jon‚ shaking: THERES NO SUCH FUCKING THING AS GETTING HAUNTED BY SPIDERS#I WOULD KNOW. BECAUSE IT HAS NEVER HAPPENED TO ME ALSO (via @mumblesplash)

[tofsvip]

t4t legends

[kiataika]

The Archivist

[nightmaskart]

Gerry Keay

[sarcasticscribbles]

Family Business

Mama we all go to hell

[honkygay]

Oliver Banks i am VERY fond of you and also the way you say ‘well’ so i drew you wrapped in death tentacles hope this helps convey my undying (haha) love for you

[gerardkeaydefensesquad]

hey where the FUCK are you guys finding the magnus protocols????

[murderandcoffee]

This whole "simp martin" martin thing has got me thinking

Like

Jon: sex isnt on the table for me

Martin (who still cant even believe he got THIS far): thats not gonna be a problem for me

jon: yeah, don't expect sex me from, I rarely--if ever--desire it

martin, ecstatic at what all that leaves on the table: THAT'S WHERE YOU DRAW THE LINE???

jon, a little horrified: I have never seen anyone so excited to learn that sex is out of the equation

martin: I THOUGHT YOU HATED ME FOR A SOLID YEAR

jon: ...

martin: THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER