Hi there

ig: pimpdaddddyg Hey! I'm Gerard and I go by Gerard and other variations of that name. I'm just another confused millennial suffering from chronic laziness, self-doubt, and questionable mental health.

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ok but this tea eviscerated my mustache

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When he says he’s 5 minutes down the road

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I wish I could go back 6 years when none of this would have made sense to me

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This so deep!! 👏🏼😩💯

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This is so sad Alexa play Despass Eato

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Its the same building

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this is honest to god life changing

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saturday night/sunday morning 

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So I used to have a Russian friend who had a pretty thick accent and like a lot of Russians tended to eschew articles. She would say things like “Get in car.” And stuff.

Well one day this asshole who had been kind of tagging along with us asks her why she talks like that because it makes her sound dumb and I still remember her response word for word.

“Me? Dumb? Maybe in America you have to say get in THE car because you are so stupid that people might just get in random car, but in Russia we don’t need to say that. We just fucking know because we are not stupid.”

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One time I was proof reading a paper for a Russian student. As I was correcting her paper with her, the many mistakes in her grammar started weighing on her. I asked her what was wrong, and she said, almost sobbing,

“In Russian I am so intelligent and clear. In English I am like [an] idiot”

Respect to anyone trying to master a foreign language. I get so sad thinking about that student.

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Full offense but people who make fun of someone else’s accent or belittle their limited vocabulary when they’re speaking a language not native to them are fucking disgusting and are just begging to be punched.

They’re speaking your language because you don’t know theirs. That’s not something they should be made fun of, it’s something that should be commended because learning a language is hard fucking work.

I hate people who do this so much.

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That’s a legacy he’ll never live down

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