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taz balance ( a summary)
*boner joke*
*emotional devastation*
* ”uhhhh” *
*boner joke*
For the new TAZ graphic novel I'm seeing all the hype and love for Taako's skirt (wonderful and deserved of course) but I am absolutely vibrating in my seat to see Merle wearing his fucking Jodhpurs. Like. A hundred and something pages of a dwarf wearing just. These guys.
I CANNOT wait.
:< I’m not ready to listen to the ethersea finale!!
okay i am listening and i am thinking griffin what the fuck griffin what the fuck griffin what the fuck
GRIFFIN!!!
Finishing this show hurt
The brain rot this shows cursed me with…
just finished stolen century again
She is on trial before the Raven Queen...
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COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN!!
Rainbow Oarfish !
lup: oh so i can’t light stuff on fire? why. is it because im a woman
kravitzs: for the last time
@holdmecloser-gandydancer your tags dude your taaags
justin mcelroy has said many powerful things but honestly no set of words in the english language conveys the same energy as “that’s a funny trick to play on god”
“you’re rearranging deck chairs on the titanic, my friend” is a very close second
“we can do whatever sins we want! there’s no god here to observe this” is very good too
“the man who sleeps with a machete is a fool every night but one” was also good
“for the millionth time the first amendment protects you from the government not the justin”
more pre-romantic Blupjeans where the initial dynamic is “you’re literally the weirdest person I’ve ever met wtf I want to study you with scientific precision” but then they slowly realize they’re compatible types of weird and start to fall in love
#barry has a pen mug and a coffee mug #lup once sees him put a pen in the coffee mug #and then realize what he did and straight up lick the coffee off of the pen #not discreetly. he doesn’t even seem to notice it #lup has one playlist which contains every single song she likes #as well as some non-songs #there is a sixty-second clip that’s just a dozen tom and jerry screams #she refuses to sort the music in any way. she plays it on shuffle. max volume no earbuds. #barry once referred to an LED display as ‘the slut’ with no prior context #he explained to lup that he called the LED lights ‘sluts’ #short for ‘small lights under the starblaster’ #most of the LEDs are not under their ship in any meaningful way. this is not lost on him; he just doesn’t care #lup eats apple seeds #she will straight up suck those poisonous little bastards out of their apple prison and swallow them like pills #barry hates drinking anything without a straw #he will look you in the eye drinking his hot coffee with one hazelnut creamer three sugars though a fucking plastic straw #they’re insane but their insanity is compatible (via @two-many-eyes)
ID: First image is a comic of a young, purple, tiefling girl in a light dress, a young boy with read hair and missing tooth, and Taako, an elven man with long, blonde hair in a braid, tan, freckled skin, and a slight build. Taako is dressed in layered clothes of purple and blue, with a large wizard hat to match. In the first panel, the boy point back at the very nervous looking girl and shouts, "Taako! Susie just said a bad word! Taako beckons for the girl to come up to him while remarking, "I'll be the judge of that. Tell me what you said. The bottom panels show him crouched down as the the girl whispers, "I said the word "stupid."" Taako fails to stifle a laugh at that, saying "Pfft- well, let's try not to say that in the classroom." Second image is of Taako, wearing a short kimono decorated with constellations. There is a group of four children gathers around him and playing with his clothes. A young orc asks, "Why do you wear a floppy hat?" Taako replies, "I'm a wizard, it comes with the territory." Third image shows all the children shouting at him at once: "I want a wizard hat" "Me too!" "Yeah, no fair!" "I want to be a wizard." The following panel shows Taako staring at them all wordlessly. The bottom panel, with the caption "several hours later" shows taako leaning against a shopping cart filled with wizard hats. He is also hold a stone of farspeech to his ear and sheepishly says, "Okay, Krav, babe, before you ask any questions...I can explain." End ID]
You can thank @ceilingfan5 for providing the cute idea of Taako, but if he taught elementary school students.
I’m realizing that independently, Toby Fox and Griffin McElroy both went “hey there are crystals that game characters can look through to see the real world, viewing a parallel level of reality from which their worlds are created and fed, isn’t that fucked up” but then one of them continued with “and you will be given these crystals by manlets that fight you in other people’s basements,” and the other continued with “and this is a plot device to explain how elevators were invented.” how am I supposed to pick a favorite
damn google that’s rough
each monetized post on this blog will be all the art i’ve already drawn, but every character now has :3 as the only facial expression
i want to monetize my kermit au posts, get sued by the mcelroys, and have the drawings be printed out and brought before a court of law
ill defend u in court
we WILL lose tho
worth it
[ID: Doodle of an active court proceeding, with tumblr user anonymousalchemist presenting two slides of kermit/taz fanart. In the defendant’s seat is user herbgerblin. In the prosecution seats are the mcelroys. The jury is made up of anonymous users. End ID]
Taako’s reactions like: *and there i thought i couldn’t be any gayer*
also:
i love Magnus teasing Taako/being a bad wingman and Merle just standing there, with his thumbs up in the corner