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3000s

people with an atrium in their house arent allowed to complain about anything or i’ll fucking attack them

3000s

if your house is ever this sexy i’ll fucking kill you

normalwizard

this is the cure to depression. if my house was that sexy my mental illness would go away

3000s

honestly yea

geromino

Hey this is that house from the sims 3

geromino

The spirits of the champions appearing to their present counterparts.

Mipha: Sidon stop fantasizing about Link, He’s mine.

Daruk: Yunobo! My boy! …Stop being a wuss…

Revali: You will never be as great as the mighty Revali!

Urbosa: A bit on the young side are we?

geromino

Holy shit I didn't know this was on "top"

(granted it was a few swipes but still)

outofcontextfistofthenorthstar

wickedwitchtit-deactivated20200

me saying what’s up to my old math tutor who tried to fight me in high school bc I made out w his girlfriend but then I went to college and realized that my sexual frustration and promiscuity was centered around my denied homosexuality and then I came out and went back home for thanksgiving and went to target and saw him in the videogame section and remembered he joined the army and got huge and hot and i said what’s up Andrew

schakira

Sleeo Deprived Thought

Can we just talk for a minute about how you can sleep and dream about waking up ang it feels like a normal day and you actually wake up and you're just ???????

#sleep deprived thoughts #sleep #sleep deprived #thoughts #dreams #weird #hi #i don't even know #idk

geromino

Humans are weird (and diplomatic)

I’ve been reading so much of these post, and I have this idea that’s on the back of my mind. No one ever really graced the idea of what the Human government in space would be.

The humans are a respected species, well known for their curiosity, resilience, and all around outstanding and unbelievable nature.

But when they formed the Human Galactic Government no one really believed they could be real politicians. At that point, humans were only really just crewmates or other civilians. Sure they had colonies but the only real government they had was of Earth and Earth alone.

The first few years of the new organization was rocky, no one wanted to hear what they had to say because they were still considered as “Crewmates”.

The organization was mostly peaceful, preferring to end the conflict through diplomatic means. Other species were surprised that a species from a planet so harsh and inhabitable by their standards are so peaceful.

After just a decade, the Human Galactic Government has become a well-respected part of the Council, the final jurisdiction of something is not complete without the representative of the humans speaking.

But the moment one of the most feared species of the galaxy pissed them off. It was not a time people like to remember.

The Ziglaks were sending threats of war to any and all that they can find. The Ziglaks are a terrifying bunch, they can subdue any other species, but they have not seen or heard what Humans are like. They didn’t know.

All other species were rushing to form an army that can withstand only 200 of Ziglak Infantry. Humans, however, didn’t know about the Ziglak and believed that they could be reasoned with, but the moment the Ziglaks happened upon the first ever colony Earth had established and attacked. They crossed the line.

Humans declared war, and everyone was too scared to join forces, they only wanted to defend themselves.

Their only counterattack was a platoon of ships and crew. The battle was everywhere it could be broadcasted, no one missed a thing of the action.

The Ziglaks weren’t much for strategies, their tactic is just to hit em and hit em hard. Humans, however, are smart as other species noted. The platoon used very complex maneuvers and constantly changing strategies, making sure the enemy never knows when and how they were going to hit. Not even the supposed best pilots and generals could’ve done or thought of this.

The battle raged on for only one year, and since the Humans had no real proper military they just kept training and sending out platoons, makes the battle even more terrifying.

Species were saying “They’re gonna die.” “They have no chance.” And yet, they won. The Ziglaks were panicking, they had never lost to any species before!

And as the General of the Ziglak Army is cornered, he blurted out “WHAT ARE YOU?!”, with a grin the Human commander said “Haven’t you heard? We’re Space Australians. I order you to stand down and retreat to where you came. And remember. Hell hath no fury like an angered Human.”

Scared to even ask what the hell that means, the general complied and retreated.

Humans are now more respected than anyone in the galaxy, but Council members still chant “Hell hath no fury like an angered human.” Even though they didn’t know what it meant, they still chant it as a reminder that Humans are not to be trifled with.

geromino

Oh my god 700+ notes, and the writing is just shit. Can't believe this guy actually got this far.

Wow holy shit I've forgotten tumblr exists.

naturalknowledge-deactivated202

I’m crying right now, please help

My abusive mother just told me that she “accidentally” threw away my passport when she was spring cleaning.

Guys, I’m supposed to be travelling overseas on January 10 to reconnect with my dad and discuss the possibility of him supporting me. After struggling to survive for months, this was supposed to be my chance at finally getting financial support.

But now I’m absolutely devastated. My mother will stop at nothing to keep me financially screwed and relying on food banks to live.

I MAY be able to get a new passport in time, but I would have to pay so many fees. $277 for a new one and $183 for it to be processed quickly.

if you can, maybe donate a few bucks to help me at http://paypal.me/gracchas ?

I KNOW THIS ISN’T THE MOST URGENT THING BUT I CANNOT EXPRESS HOW MUCH THIS TRIP MEANS TO ME. I HAVEN’T SEEN MY FATHER IN YEARS. I WANT HAVE A CHANCE TO SEE HIM FOR YEARS AFTER THIS BECAUSE THIS WAS A ONE-TIME ONLY DEAL. I CAN’T LET MY MOTHER DO THIS TO ME.

PLEASE HELP AND REBLOG IF YOU CAN

If this post upsets you, please just keep scrolling

geromino

If only I wasn't broke my self.

Reblog my dudes, help a dude out.

durbikins

realistically, you could probably knock out a grey with no effort. without their technology and placed in hand-to-hand combat, those little space fuckers probably aint shit.

durbikins

No Muscle Mass At All. Weak. Pathetic.

Ugly Feeble Creatures. They Should Fear Us. I Doubt They Can Even Consume Whey.

durbikins

Interstellar Incels

How do u make songs can anyone tell me

What if people with faster reaction times see time slower?

pissvortex

he refused to join my army so i cut him in half. he’s literally holding his skull together with metal plates if he comes back after this im throwing him into fucking mount doom

geromino

Stakûga is to you, what Prâk Jaws is to Tear of Grace.

shinyfroakie-moved-deactivated2

geromino

What GTA mod is this?

maldreathezora

geromino

I'm sorry but that looks more like a gimp suit than a yiga disguise

bad-guardian-ideas

a Guardian on stilts

geromino

*tak tak tak tak*

breathtakingdestinations

Kinderdijk - Netherlands (by brian_ytsu)

geromino

You can't fool me, that's outside whiterun.

#skyrim

melancholicwriteaholic

We can gauge Hylia’s powers by listing all of the abilities her descendants have had.

For example, King Daphnes Nohansen Hyrule had spirit powers, the ability to communicate as a boat, teleportation powers, etc. We can assume Hylia could do these things too.

This is not actually an analysis about the Legend of Zelda lore. I just wanted everyone to imagine Hylia taking the form of a boat.

geromino

"Link, get in me"