Chaotic Neutral

I Am Elliot - I have no organization for this blog - Enjoy

[wishfishy]

Rate the gulper eel please :D

This...

This is a muppet.

11/10.

[wishfishy]

[cattermater]

I rate it one otamatone.

[cattermater]

Blessed eel

[wishfishy]

Your brain surpasses a galaxy.

[tikkety-tok]

they looked at each other and said “can you believe this woman???” 😂😂 😂

[daisyannewinchester]

BEtrAyAL! BeTRaYaL oF MoThEr! MOtHer DOeS nOt LOvE uS! AbANdoNmENt! MOtHeR HaS BetRaYed Us! BEtRayAL oF ThE HigHEsT oRdEr! DeAtH FoR MoTheR FoR A thOuSaND YeARs!

[seakingmario]

[anxietyproblem]

[aeonlamb]

whats a gender neutral word you could use for your spouse? wusband?? hife?? wifesband?!?!?

[aeonlamb]

i may be stupid

[curlsandstems]

They DID that!!!

[ariestess]

It took me about 15 seconds in to realize what was happening in this vid, but the second I did, I legit came. This is… I got chills and got so much validation for my theories about tap and pretty much any genre of music here…

[telegantmess]

Tap is probably one of the dance styles that gets the least amount of credit four how badass it is

[royalnugget42]

Holy hell-

[enigmatic-mystery-777]

Sorry I don’t get it?

[royalnugget42]

They’re tap dancing, a kind of dancing typically associated with being old-fashioned and kind of silly. Personally, even tap dancing to old music is awesome in my eyes, but this is on a totally new and exciting level

[himboprince]

On top of that, they incorporated STEPPING! (which like every HBCU and every black school with a budget has a team for) they combined TAP DANCE which was pioneered by black ppl in the first place with STEP! This is some NEXT LEVEL SHIT. (love how everyone here looked over the fact that this combined TWO often overlooked dance styles pioneered by african americans that are mainly looked over and forgotten by white ppl just like what happened on this post.). That’s why this shit is mind blowing!

[slowspinningredemption]

Maybe deer fucker was on to something,,, /j

things that deer fucker was onto when he compared me to Hannibal to the extent he banned his friends from speaking about it because Hannibal and Will’s relationship “reminded him too much” of our relationship:

I’m a good cook

I dress well

I like to laugh at my own puns

things that deer fucker was not onto when he compared me to Hannibal to the extent he banned his friends from speaking about it because Hannibal and Will’s relationship “reminded him too much” of our relationship:

I am not an accomplished psychiatrist

I am not a serial killer

I am not a cannibal

it may be so that I see nothing wrong with a person frying up their own amputated leg and making it into tacos that they then shared with their fully informed and consenting friends, yes! this is true! but, I will say that in the cannibal vs deer fucker accusations, I have never committed nor expressed the desire to commit an act of cannibalism, but deer fucker was last sighted in a deer park before vanishing from the internet forever.

you decide.

[beelko]

logging onto tumblr today like

[outofcontextchrisfleming]

Two bite brownies?? Don’t tell me how many bites to take per brownie, Trader Joe’s, okay for me, they’re zero bite brownies. I suck those things down like a BURMESE PYTHON

[outofcontextchrisfleming]

[azulapropaganda]

I just. really wanted an Azula redemption arc. was it too much to ask

[azulapropaganda]

Ok so that was the wrong picture

[azulapropaganda]

ARE YOU GUYS KIDDING ME

[beggars-opera]

I’d like to introduce everyone to my new theme song

[the-v-gees]

fuckin MOOD

[aninactivebloggfgfgf]

I love the contrast between the lyrics and the melody this is art

[cold-and-analytical]

pfffffffft nooooo I didn’t just learn this song on ukulele… at midnight…

[prridot]

Lyrics: 

I’ve tried, tried, tried And I’ve tried even more  I’ve Cried, Cried, Cried And I can’t recall what for I’ve pressed, I’ve pushed, I’ve yelled, I’ve begged In hope of some success  But the inevitable fact is that It never will impress 

I’ve no more fucks to give,   My fucks have runneth dry,  I’ve tried to go fuck shopping  But there’s no fucks left to buy  I’ve no more fucks to give,  Though more fucks I’ve tried to get,  I’m over my fuck budget and I’m now in fucking debt 

I strive, strive, strive  To get everything done  I’ve played by all the rules But I’ve very rarely won, I’ve smiled, I’ve charmed, I’ve wooed I’ve laughed, Alas to no avail I’ve run round like a moron, To unequivocally fail!

I’ve no more fucks to give, My fuck fuse has just blown, I’ve been hunting for my fucks all day, But they’ve upped and fucked off home, I’ve no more fucks to give, My fuck rations are depleted, I’ve rallied my fuck army but It’s been fucking defeated! 

The effort has just not been worth The time or the expense I’ve exhausted all my energy  For minimal recompense The complete lack of acknowledgement  Has now begun to gall And I’ve come to realise that I  Don’t give a fuck at all!

I’ve no more fucks to give, My fucks have flown away, My fucks are now so fucked off They’ve refused to fucking stay! I’ve no more fucks to give, My fucks have gone insane They’ve come back round and passed me While they’re fucking off again!

I’ve no more fucks to give, My fucks have all dissolved, I’ve planned many projects But my fucks won’t be involved! I’ve no more fucks to give, My fucks have all been spent, They’ve fucked off from the building And I don’t know where they went! 

I’ve no more fucks to give,  I’ve no more fucks to give,  I’ve no more fucks,  I’ve no more fucks,  I’ve no more fucks to give!

[scootscoot5000]

Good news folks it’s on Spotify!!!

[chipmunkwithwings]

im going to be reblogging this every few hours to make sure every single one of my followers gets to see this epic post

[too-cool-for-facebook]

give this man a fucking award

[dreamers-and-seekers]

This song should play every time I enter the room

[anonymousnerdgirl]

Millennial Anthem

[ripperblackstaff]

my theme song, for sure. It should play while I’m at work.

[moki-dokie]

this is the most amazing song i’ve ever heard oh my GOD

[lower-east-side]

this is fucking amazing 😂

[lucytara]

u know what i’m gonna say it…sometimes i miss the days of rwby song discourse. the absurdity and entertainment it brought was truly on another level. remember when jeff went absolutely off the rails and added bmblb last minute to v4 and people were so mad and in so much denial they tried to say it was a song about yang’s bike? UNMATCHED 

[energyprison]

im scared of a baboon in the same way that im scared of a wolf, but im scared of a chimpanzee in the same way that im scared of a person thats been following me for a few too many turns

[babyanimalgifs]

Take a look at how differently this doggo catches a frisbee ring 

(via)

[itsonlymike]

I wasn't ready. I was like "oh, that's cute. She's gotta hobby. That's.... whoa. WAIT."

I should've known by the arm behind the back that she wasn't playing.

[renousim]

thinking about the guy on reddit that posted a pic of a giant water bug he put on his arm after flipping it over because it was on its back

[renousim]

[renousim]

the sequel: tarantula hawk in an open cup

[fluffyjester]

wheres that pic of the person holding a blue ring octopus?

[fourleaved]

this is the only image on these internets that has ever seriously made me scream out loud. these things are like, among the most lethal animals on the planet

[hardgore--alice]

[ur-local-pair-of-binoculars-dea]

This is too cursed for my liking

[helloidkwhatimdoing-0]

This is why i am irrationally scared of every living thing that isn't a cat

[meladoodle]

Hi guys this is me doing some very immature jokes on TV this week.

[gardeninthevoid]

lady i have no idea who you are but that's fucking hilarious

[platano]

who’s indulging tonight??

[platano]

i said who the FUCK is indulging tonight??

[feymark]

This is one of my fucking favorite posts but it’s so obscure

[turing-tested]

if you dissociate hard enough you can eavesdrop on conversations you’re a part of

[turing-tested]

i don’t remember making this post