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Lady Beast and Lady Hades. gimme dat
You mean Lades.
Why is Esmeralda a consistently hot as balls guy
Female Gaston thoooo
Megara and Herc though.
Boy Melificent tho. Phwoar...
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@gerwalkmode
Disney Characters Gender Swap
Lady Beast and Lady Hades. gimme dat
You mean Lades.
Why is Esmeralda a consistently hot as balls guy
Female Gaston thoooo
Megara and Herc though.
Boy Melificent tho. Phwoar...
this post just cant be on its own. it needs the accompanying pic “when you’re level 80” that is exactly the same image, but the stick has glowing runes on it and the crabs are purple
Ok, I had nothing better to do with my monday night
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how many bloody ships are there with jace beleren holy crudbuckets does that man get around or what.
I hate hate HATE Jace. The fact that he either appears in cards in every single set and/or is featured prominently in every sets promotion and marketing material how soured me on both Planeswalkers and rotational Magic sets as a whole. Not to mention the way WotC keep jamming him down our throats. “You’ll like this because we tell you to! Now fucking get out your wallets you mindless whales!!”
SHEEH an Osomatsu-san collab!!
Osomatsu by @sachidraws Karamatsu by @blacklimes Choromatsu by @roirence Ichimatsu by @ace4eyes Jyushimatsu by @nessieslake Todomatsu by @kaemonn Iyami by @atomeequark
We can all use some happiness and rainbows right now…
Apt.
Nahiri pls (Visit my patreon to support more MTG related stuff)
LAST TIME I REBLOGGED THIS THE LAST COMPARISON WASNT ON THERE
Please appreciate this Japanese shitpost
I’m gonna show this to Hubs
Such a hard worker
I want to be this dog.
Same.
so you know the rule in fairylands where you cant eat or drink anything or you’ll have to stay there forever? does like.. .eating out/sucking dick count
holy f uck jane
its a serious question
well like, the whole thing is that you cannot have consumed anything belonging to the fey realm. so, yes, probably, you would be stuck there. the same would apply if you just straight up ate a fairy.
new question: would deepthroating count in this case even w/o swallowing
no. temporary doesn’t count, otherwise fairies would all be running about sticking their hands in your mouth to get human servants.
you gotta digest it.
so like??? if you puke afterwards?? maybe it doesn’t count?
huh! i wonder how long is enough time for it to be legit. like whatever goes through your stomach immediately condemns you no matter if you throw it up later?
Well Persephone only ate 6 seeds so she only stayed 6 months, so maybe if you spat out most of it you’d just be condemned to the occasional day “BRB got go pay the two day toll for fellating a fairy.”
“you wanna come over for the weekend?”
“oh man im so sorry i sucked some fairy dick once and now i have to keep coming back to do it again– its a long story”
“you what now”
i can hardly believe this isn’t already the plot of an Oglaf comic
now that u said it im really surprised as well
what the fuck did i just read
Why ISN’T this an Oglaf comic yet?
I’m so happy that i’m not the only person who thinks of questions like these. I love you all so much.
I’m not convinced by this, actually!
Like, this analysis treats it as a substance problem, i.e. “edible matter from fairyland has properties that, if ingested, physically prevent you from being able to return to the real world.”
But OTOH, a recurring theme throughout fairy stories is that they’re all about…rules and exchanges and agreements with really steep interest rates:
“I’ll do you this favor, but if you don’t guess my name you’ll have to give me your first-born child.”
“You’re gonna be real good at everything but when you’re 16 you’re gonna prick your finger and die.”
“You loaned me $2 for the bus when I looked like a beggar, so now here’s a literal pile of gold and shit.”
Not to mention that in Childe Rowland, one of the central “if you eat food from fairyland you’re stuck there” stories, Rowland manages to retrieve his siblings despite them all presumably having chowed down on fairy food – all it took was beating the Fairy King in a swordfight and threatening to chop his head off.
The takeaway, I think, is that the food thing a matter of implicit exchange: if you get your grub on in fairyland, you’re accepting their hospitality and eating food that they own. This means you owe them, which the fairies can magically leverage to prevent you from leaving.
(You can probably get around this by explicitly agreeing to pay for your meal before you sit down to eat. From what I remember, fairies don’t seem capable of pulling a “Haha, we had an agreement but you’re fucked anyways!” maneuver, so if they agree to let you leave they might even be forced to help you leave.)
Which brings us to the matter at hand: if you blow a fairy you’re doing them a favor! They owe you.
And…they’re a fairy, so if you didn’t agree to terms beforehand they might not repay you in a way that’s ultimately helpful or safe, but it certainly doesn’t seem like they’d be able to, like, pat you on the head and be like “Thanks, you’re really good at this buuuuuuut also you’re stuck here forever now.”
Instead, what seems more likely is…I dunno, showing up to your wedding years later and giving you a beautiful white horse that always comes when called, while loudly praising you as truly deserving it for giving them them simply the best oral they’ve had in years.
Your Zodiac Sign: No Sugar Coating | TheZodiacCity
Aries: You're always on the hunt for some new thrill, most of the time to cover up the fact that you actually live a boring, unfulfilled life; you love being the over-protective one but don't really know your limits; you're fun to be around, I'll give you that but that's only if your constant need to nitpick at something doesn't get in the way
Taurus: Oh Taurus, you have so much potential but that's usually sidetracked by your half-assed attempts at most things; you have a problem with every little freakin' thing that doesn't go your way (boo hoo); and you'd be a breeze to talk to if you didn't have constant diarrhea of the mouth (tell you my secrets? hell no)
Gemini: Talking a lot isn't your problem, talking about 5 topics in 2 minutes is your problem...you lose people with your maze of discussions; most people like you, they do, but you can be so judgmental and very difficult to understand; and for goodness sake, please stop acting like you're so "unbothered" by every damn thing...you are human right?
Cancer: We know you get sick of hearing how emotional you are...truth is, you hold your emotions down very well but when you want to become the poster child for "hissy fits", there's no stopping you; Cancer, can you hear me? Listen (or look rather), you don't have to know every muthaf*ckin' thing. I mean damn, you act like it's a sin to not INCLUDE you in something
Leo: You're a good person Leo, but you have a messed up attitude and it radiates to others more than you know. Between your weird facial expressions, dramatic-ness (I made that up) and your touchy moments, you're like a pile of stink garbage sometimes that no one wants to be around; your heart is big and people love you for that -- focus more on self-gratification though because you wear yourself out trying to be "Saint Leo who really doesn't want to do something but does it so you don't hear someone's mouth"
Virgo: Virgo, you try to care but most of the time you're making it look good. Are you compassionate? Are you sensitive to the needs of others? Yes, but far and few between do moments happen where you're deeply affected by it; You're a smart one Virgo, serious brain power you have there -- if only you could turn down those annoying thoughts that drive you bat shit crazy on the inside
Libra: You're probably doing something for someone right this minutes. Are you? If not, it won't be long. There's nothing wrong with "looking out" for people but sh*t, who's looking out for you?; and speak up dammit, why focus so much of your lovely energy on keeping things bottled up? Oh I see, you don't want to be disliked...well guess what, somebody out there hates your guts (just being honest) so you obviously can't please everybody
Scorpio: My dear Scorpio, you're a lot my friend. A whole lot to deal with -- and that's why many people back away. Don't tell me you haven't noticed; If you had a penny for all those crazy thoughts that run through your head, you'd definitely be able to pay someone's rent, at the least; You're another one with a good heart though, can't deny that but you need to work on being more of the genuine person you expect everyone else to be
Sagittarius: I like you Sagittarius, you're fun, you're bold, you're adventuruous but you can be such a big pain in the ass. You have such an irrational way of thinking. You expect everybody to be on your team and if they're not, c'est la vie. Why can't someone disagree with you? Are you the almighty, righteous one? I think not.
Capricorn: Having you around is some people's dream and some people's nightmare. I think it's safe to say you have an equal number of close friends and enemies. Well not enemies per se, but definitely people who can't stand your guts. You have a spunk about you but you can be extremely self-absorbed and even more demanding. You slobber on your pillow, just like the rest of us. Get a grip.
Aquarius: There's a lot I could say about you Aquarius, but I'll make this short and sweet. Focus more on relating to people and less on being so wrapped up in yourself. Are you a nice person, yes. But those who know you or are around you enough see the vindictive person you can be; if someone even looks at you funny, you're ready to write them off. You can't systematically cut ties with everyone and then wonder why you're a lonesome dud, I mean dove.
Pisces: You have a lot to say about other people, man oh man. What this person should be doing, what that person should stop doing but what about you? You're 85% of the time a walking contradiction; and stop feeling like everyone should do what you think in your mind they should do, last time I checked nobody was able to think for you. If you have certain expectations, that's on you. But if you don't SAY what you feel, who can you really be mad at?
Obstetric violence is institutional violence. Break the silence.
This is bullshit. These so-called medical professionals should be brought up on charges.
Me Watching The MTG Pronunciation Video
Oh god…I’ve been mispronouncing Jace’s last name for a long time…
I just watched it myself. Apparently everyone ever except WotC have been pronouncing it wrong.
Seriously how is it bel-AIR-n????
@fresh-prince-of-beleren was pronouncing it right
Oh…good job @fresh-prince-of-beleren
Haha, thanks! My url is inspired by an ask @island-delver-go sent to MaRo some time ago.
Yeah, he kept saying Bel-air-en in DTW which got me to ask him
Wait how have people been pronouncing it???
Up until hearing MaRo, I had said Bell-uh-rin
It’s also officially Nicol BolOzz or Bolahhs or Bolawz something, but I ignore. I too have always said Bel-uh-rin (seems much more natural), and will continue saying Bo-luhs.
Anyone who tries to make me do otherwise can kiss my Bolass.
To be fair the video is written and presented by an American, not to mention the creation of the cards themselves, and it is an unequivocal fact that Americans cannot pronounce anything with more than four letters correctly. Take everything he says with an unimaginably vast grain of salt.
Is Theros standard considered a low point in Magic? The top tier decks didn't change for about a year. Very, very dull. Give me overpowered affinity anyday.
If you study Magic history, you will see Standard has fared far, far worse.
Neither card quality nor quality of life/player experience are considerations for WotC evaluations of their products. If an uninspired tedious mechanically regressive set sells well enough, and it did, then it is a success. Hoorah for Theros, right?
Finally a solution!