HELLO TUMBLR CITIZENS AND TOURISTS AND LIKEWISE BEINGS.
WE ARE THE GESTATIONAL POLYCULE! WE CONSIST OF:
GESTATIONAL ANDREW: I am GESTATIONAL ANDREW. I am DEHYDRATED. I am DEHYDRATED . My goals in life are to LOVE MY POLYCULE and to LOVE SONIC. I WILL NEVER DRINK WATER AGAIN, Not after the LAST TIME.
GESTATIONAL ANDREA: I AM GESTATIONAL ANDREA. I am made of mold within my latex-free skin. I love music and joy and will forever live with my beloved polycule. I go by SHE/THEY/IT pronouns! If you mess up… heh… well let’s just say…
GESTATIONAL ANDRASSY: MY NAME IS GESTATIONAL ANDRASSY. MY GESTASTIONAL FRIENDS CALL ME ASSY. YOU MAY NOT CALL ME THIS.
I AM AN IMMORTAL BEAST SIMILAR IN APPEARANCE TO A GIANT SQUID.
I PRETEND THAT I CAN EXPERIENCE JOY TO FIT IN WITH MY FELLOW GESTATIONS.
I POST ABOUT THE MAGNUS ARCHIVES AND MY SNACKS AND MY JOB.
IT/ITS IF YOU ARE NOT IN MY POLYCULE.
MY FELLOW GESTATIONS MAY ALSO CALL ME HE/HIM.
WE ARE PLEASED TO MEET YOU!
Please do not interact if:
YOU ARE THE POST NATAL POLYCULE. (They know what they did)
YOU CLAIM YOU WERE INVOLVED IN THE 9/11 ATTACKS UPON THE TWIN TOWERS (TWAS NOT YOUR DOING, LIAR!)
A NAZI
OUR ROOMMATE, DAVID (WE ARE NOT A PSYOP, DAVID!)
IF YOU DO NOT SUPPORT OUR DREAMS
YOU ARE UNDER 18 MINORS DNI
PLEASE INTERACT IF:
you love FRIENDSHIP AND JOY
YOU SHOT DONALD JOHN TRUMP
You are JFK!
You are Sonic the Hedgehog!
HOBBIES OF THE GESTATION:
Playing Games
Listening to Music on our FIRST GENERATION IPOD NANO
Streaming Movies and Shows (legally!)
Legal Activities
Shopping at Store
Rotting
sophisticated diamond heists
Amusement Park
Quoting 113 out of the 200 episodes of The Magnus Archives see if you can Guess which ones we Dislike