[lost-password-deactivated201605]

to all the boys on tumblr:

you are not born a sexist/misogynist

you are not born a rapist

you are not born an abuser

you can change, learn, grow

you deserve as much body positivity as girls do. your body image issues and the eating disorders you may have are real and are valid

if you’re trans, you are in no way a misogynist for being who you are

if you’re trans, you are not worse than trans women, you are equal

you can be abused, by women too

it’s okay to cry, you aren’t weak for that

do not let this stupid site tell you that you’re worthless scum

you’re cute

you deserve support

i’m here for ya

[thatguyfromyournightmares]

Good to see posts like this among the muck that says otherwise. Thanks.

[washno35]

I’M CUTE

[italianstallixn]

if you’re a boy, your mental disorders and eating disorders are just as valid. your pain is real and you are not alone.

[maxiustaxius]

shoutout to boys with deformities too. shoutout to boys with diseases too. shoutout to boys. we are handsome even if our body isn’t perfect.

[lotus-gamer]

Shoutout to the boys who like pink.

Shoutout to the boys who wanna wear a dress.

Shoutout to the boys who paint their nails.

Shoutout to the boys who like being feminine.

You are not “girls” for liking these things.

Trans boys, you aren’t faking it by liking things like this. You are all valid and anyone who says otherwise can go swallow a lemon

[brittanyisart]

♥️♥️

[greatgavintron]

Type "my gender is" on your phone and let your phone finish the sentence, then tag your moots to keep the chain going, I'll go first.

My gender is a little bit more intense than I thought I could have done

@mirukosbitchywife @get-junpeid

[deadkennedysandattractivemen]

A punk stops during a gay pride parade to allow a mesmerized child to touch his jacket spikes.

[motherfuckin-pajamas-deactivate]

I lost control about reblogging this picture. 

[garbageratzz]

and this is the perfect “fuck you” to people who stereotype people like this. 

[doyounoelyourenemy]

literally one of my favourite pictures ever

[thebigphantheory-deactivated-de]

nothing more punk than letting small children touch your clothes spikes or hair spikes

[thepunksink]

If you think punks would miss the opportunity to be a good fucking human to kids you don’t know much about punks

[the-claire-bitch-project]

Being nice to kids is literally the number one punk activity

[mboy-nblm]

THIS IS THE SAME DUDE

[anotherknifeinmyhands]

BITCH NO WAYYYY

[bitterbadfem-harpy]

[looklikewolf]

I have a vivid memory of being about 14 and seeing a hardcore punk walking down the street in a busy shopping district with a tiny white kitten tucked in his leather jacket. That’s goals.

[idkmybffphil-deactivated2020082]

one of my favorite memories is my first punk show and how welcoming and friendly everyone was. I was 9 and my brother brought me and people were putting me on their shoulders and telling me about where they got their clothes or how much a little punk I was.

[yourdarlingdaisy916]

I love punk culture because from the outside it looks aggressive and harsh. But once you realize that’s just their armour and that they are kinder and more proactive about human rights than the “nice” looking people you get comfort from their presence.

Not all things that look aggressive are aggressive. Not all things that look safe are safe.

[queeranarchism]

Punk is safe BECAUSE it is aggressive. Punk - when done right - kicks out fascists and rapists, defends communities, fights injustice. All of which require aggression.

[nullvoidface]

My history teacher always phrased it like “rockers go for the players, punks go for the ball”

[a-really-hot-caterpillar]

Isn’t punk doing whatever makes you happy and pisses off people who are used to having authority and being obeyed

[femmefatalevibe]

The secret to getting comfortable sitting alone is knowing you're always in great company.

[tauforged]

why does my caladium act like she is starving for light. hang on

[tauforged]

every day i ahve to reposition the damn lamp cuz she’s dead set on sticking her first leaf Right The Fuck In There and i don’t want her to burn. but every day i come home from work and she has closed the distance anyway. bestie PLEASE cooperate with me

[tauforged]

i finally caved and moved her to the windowsill but this has clearly not satisfied her because she still presses that leaf RIGHT up against the glass

[tauforged]

apparently instead of actually growing new leaves in order to increase her light intake she’s decided that these are PERFECT conditions to flower in

BABYGIRL YOU HAVE ONE LEAF PLEASE

[jackalopeonline]

[holyfunnyhistoryherring]

[Last image is a tag that reads, “never thought I'd see a plant with unhealthy coping mechanisms”

The previous images are photos of the plant.]

[disgustinggf]

being the most annoying mutual is such a hard job but i'm doing it so well

[a-really-hot-caterpillar]

The feminine urge to innocently let the strap of my dress fall down my shoulder in front of him while making eye contact with his girlfriend so he thinks im trying to make her jealous when i dont even care about him and just want to seduce his girlfriend into murdering him so we can move in together as 'close friends suffering from the death of their husbands helping each other "grieve"'

[betweenthemustypages]

So, I’m a bartender at a good ol’ fashioned pub in England - the type that’s predominantly frequented by middle-aged retirees with beer-bellies who come to escape their wives for a few hours and watch the football.

And there’s this one group who’re there almost every few days - all rowdy old lads in their 60s. They spend most of their time sloshing their beers and jokily insulting each other and roaring at the footie.

Except that, whenever any one of them leaves, that person goes around and gives a tender forehead kiss to each of the others before they go? At first I thought they were doing it as a joke but I soon realised that they all do this, every single time. It’s genuinely just a gentle and sincere show of affection and i don’t know what to do with this information

[cupofteaandstars-deactivated202]

Reblog to give a tender forehead kiss to all your rowdy old mutuals.

[westiec]

KISS THE HOMIES GOODNIGHT!!!

[theleakypen]

AS IS CUSTOM!!!

[honeybee-pdf]

Shout-out to my physics sir. I hope he sleeps well.

[remen-nyoodles-deactivated20230]

Shoutouts to all good physics teachers who don't have hyper inflated egos and actually love both the subject and their students

[a-really-hot-caterpillar]

Miss you surbhi mam

[majesticduxk-deactivated2018121]

So last week I tried moaning every time I ate something delicious.

It was vaguely uncomfortable and unnatural

[soupernabturel]

I actually love the idea of doing this trying out fanfic/literary cliche’s out in real life, kinda wanna make up a list and undertake it as a challenge.

[whitmerule]

don’t forget to make your butthole flutter today

[hazeldomain]

Guess someone’s eye color from 20 feet away.

[prairiedust]

Be careful with these. I started reading fanfiction three years ago and now I have to toe my shoes off to get my feet out.

[hazeldomain]

But do you pad across rooms? 

[prairiedust]

Yes but I often give away my position when I huff.

[mittensmorgul]

FYI, I’m smirking at all y’all.

[k-vichan]

I’m resisting the urge to card my fingers through everybody’s hair.

[dorkaelskunkworks]

This is as good a time as any to admit that right now I smell like coffee, sandalwood soap, and something uniquely myself.

[authorjcalamy]

I hate this post so much I clenched my fists and looked away, muscles bunching in my jaw. 

[bettsfic]

i’m so glad to see i’m not alone, i let out a breath i didn’t know i was holding

[ao3feed-thorki]

I looked at myself in the mirror, carefully mapping out every detail of my face, especially my eyes. They are cerulean orbs made of pure ocean water that can be seen a 1000 yards away. Is that disturbing? Yes. Yes it is.

[wewereinfinitelywolfstar]

My breath just hitched and I felt shame wash over me. I know I’m guilty of all of these. 😂

[fortisfiliae]

I felt my cheeks getting hot, deep red spreading across them, while reading these. The guilt is real.

[yourspecialeyes]

This whole post made me chuckle darkly.

[ashfae]

I raised an eyebrow while reading this.

[pearwaldorf]

This post made me quirk my mouth in amusement

[thetardigrape]

This is so wonderful it makes me want to slot my lips together with all of yours.

[nonasuch]

yeah okay I barked out a laugh at this.

[westiec]

oh.

[fairydrowning]

"There once was a very great American surgeon named Halsted. He was married to a nurse. He loved her immeasurably. One day Halsted noticed that his wife's hands were chapped and red when she came back from surgery. And so he invented rubber gloves. For her. It is one of the great love stories in medicine. The difference between inspired medicine and uninspired medicine is love.

When I met Ana, I knew: I loved her to the point of invention."

– Sarah Ruhl, The Clean House and Other Plays

[fairydrowning]

[fairydrowning]

[catchymemes]

[soradragon]

People be like “my. Cat lies on me preventing me from working.”

We’ll get ready for

“My dog holds my arm with one paw and shoves his ball in my hand but refuses to release said ball, making it very hard to message my online friends or scroll through tumblr”

Cuz that’s me with my dog

[hissterical-nyaan]

Akdhjsbshsnsgsjsb bear is such a cutie 😂😂

[chaoticneutralwife]

im like if a really boring girl had a lot of things wrong with her

[thickness-protection-program]

At work: "when I get home I WILL create something!"

*Gets home*

[soradragon]

Help I’m being called out so freaking bad

[senatortedcruz]

Every race culture and creed thinks they invented the butter cookie tin with sewing supplies in it

[fnordseer5]

it's 'cause it goes back to atlantis

[cheese-sample-official]

[anagramofbrat]

I suppose atlantis is also the origin of the plastic bag full of other plastic bags that you then use to line wastebaskets.

[dvandom]

D&D Wondrous Item: Cookie Tin of Many Things. Every time you open it, roll percentile dice to see what's inside, and it'll stay that way until the next dawn (when it automatically closes no matter what you do) when it resets. Rolling 00 means it contains cookies.

[chongoblog]

of you to assume I can make a funny font joke

[ellesedgwick]

why isn’t this site dead yet

[assasinationbycarscoveredinhamrs]

Tumblr fucking obliterated them for being a hater